#matlab please wtf does this mean

[princekirijo]

I am having a fucking stroke why is there a quantum mechanics equation in my maths homework

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immj2 20.10.20 lb

great, the memory card has fallen off aryan's shoe onto the floor. can't wait to see it kicked and passed around the house like the heere in andaz apna apna ka climax.

a wholeass pailllllllll of nails chachi has, and she knocked it over, and now she's scooped the memory card and put it with the nails. abbe yaaaaaaaaar.

dadi is a little too fida on this bahu. hello, you have other grandchildren in this house too? yes ok most of them other than siya suck, but still!!!! angre ko toh itna laad nahi deti aap??? i would argue he deserves it more, having to handle two-two sankiii raisinghania siblings. 

lehenga waala controversy ki hawwwwwww vansh ki maa ka lehenga kaise pehen liya tumneeeeeee, and riddhima's like bishhhhhh my man gave it to meeee.

btw i think it's rude af that vansh got haq over it and not ishani and siya. i would totally not let a brother give away my mom's payal AND lehenga to some chick he married coz he thought she was a shady bitch here to spy on the fam. HE DIDN'T EVEN MARRY HER COZ HE LOVED HER OR NOTHING!!!!!!! WHY DOES SHE GET OUR MOM'S STUFF?!?!?!!?!? WHO MADE HIM THE BEQUEATHER OF HER HEIRLOOMS????????

long story short, i agree with ishani's bitchface here.

face-off between saas bahu over whether vansh will show up for aarti. lordddddddddddd, y'all better off betting on shit like the ipl, at least kuch toh paise mil jaate usmein.

full raisinghania parivaar convinced ki nahi aayega vansh.

but oh????????? YEH KISKI HAI AAAHAT???????? YEH KISA HAI SAAYA?????????

boooooooooooyah in your faces, bitches. though mans looks like he'd rather wrestle a pack of wild dogs than be doing this. HE'S HERE. THAT'S WHAT MATTERS.  

behold the power of heterosexual crushy-wushy feelings (triple-boosted by the power of maa ka lehenga.)

mann hi mann mein gutargooo. god, just rip off the beautiful clothes and fuckkkk, you idiots. it's what maata rani wants!

OK BLOODY ENOUGH STARING THIS SCENE HAS LITERALLY GONE ON FOR 3 MINUTES TOO LONG, AARTI BHI KARNI HAI KI NAHI?!?! WHO ARE THESE PPL WHO STAND AROUND SUSTAINING EYE CONTACT LIKE THIS MY SOCIALLY ANXIOUS ASS IS FUCKING DYINGGGG HERE FROM JUST WATCHING THIS

dude turns on the puppy eyes only when she's not looking.

waaaaaah! look who's enjoying aarti! while smize-flirting with wife.

inn meesniyon ko baaz nahi aana. this is the fucking stupidest shit i've ever seen. WHY WOULD YOU MAKE A BED OF NAILS?????? DON'T YOU KNOW THAT THE MORE THE NUMBER OF THE NAILS PACKED CLOSELY TOGETHER, IT PROVIDES A FOUNDATION THAT ALLOWS EVEN WEIGHT DISTRIBUTION AND THUS DOESN'T HURT?????? USKE UPER CARPET BHI DAAL DIYA. SO HOW IS THIS SHIT SUPPOSED TO WORK, LIKE AT ALLLLL????

also idk wtf dushmani this family has against riddhima's poor feet ki unko hi nishaana banaate hain har time. poori ki poori body padi hui hai behen ki, kahin aur bhi vaar kiya karo, variety ke liye?!?

bhakti waala boner.

kal hi maine bola tha ki isko dandiya mat dena. angre inviting his own shaamat.

literally everyone in the family has their own different style of taking aarti.

aarti given to aryan with an extra side of stinkeye and promise to put him in jail.

voot has muted all the bloody songs and replaced it with some generic music and goddddddd. i have to go download some stream from tv now to watch the dance sequences properly. literally what is the point of voot’s existense, someone tell me. itnaaaa ghatiya streaming platform nahi dekha maine aaj tak. they should be paying us to watch shit on their trash site.

this is the most non-enthu dandiya playing i have seen in my life. he's standing there as if his shoes have been nailed to the ground. ffs, siya, who's in a wheelchair has more zeal.

his bejaan dancing reminded her of the other inanimate object that is priority as of the moment: the memory card.

aaaaaaaaaaand she hit him on the hand, and he walked off mooh phula ke that she wasn't paying attn. GOD EVERYONE IN THIS SHOW IS SO FUCKING ANNOYING.

meanwhile this one also got her hands on the bucket of nails. lordddddddddddddddddddd. i just can't with these ppl anymore.

yeh lo, yeh phir aa gayi maata rani se favour maangne.

FROM 0-60 IN A SECOND THIS ONE'S BRAIN MAKES ASSUMPTIONS. DIMAAG HAI YA TESLA KA ENGINE?!?!!?

inka khatam nahi hua. itna dimaag padhaai likhaai mein lagaati aap log toh khud ki companyaan chalaate, aur vansh ke paise ki zaroorat nahi padti.

ishani literally hammered nails into her bloody dandiya to hit angre with, who tf she think she is, jeffrey dean morgan from the walking dead?!?!!?!?!?!

hein???? riddhima ko itne upar se bucket mein memory card dikh gaya??? is she a long-lost cheel sister from naagin 5???? (maine bola tha this show is a companion piece to that one!!!)

i really truly get ishani’s annoyance with this b. she’s very very very irritating.

“isse kahin safe jagaah chupaana hoga” she says, AND YET AGAIN PUTS IT SOMEWHERE TOTALLY DUMB, THAT SHE WOULDN'T REALIZE IF IT FELL TF OUT. WHYYYYYYYY IS SHE LIKE THIS?!!?!?!?!?!? JUST WHY??????????

I MEAN........... JUST GO HIDE IT WHEREVER YOU KEEP YOUR MENSTRUAL PRODUCTS????? LITERALLY NO ONE WILL TOUCH THOSE, ESP. VANSH/ARYAN. IT'S THE LAST PLACE THEY'D EVEN THINK TO LOOK. MY GOD WHY IS SHE SO INFURIATINGLY STUPID??????????

garba ke baad she wants to show vansh the footage. wonderful. should go great.

mummyji ka naatak to make riddhima take the akhand jyot. fwding.

if there's anyone who's MORE of a doe-eyed optimistic fool than riddhima in this house, it's angre.

god ishani, you're a horrible person.

ofc, isko hero banna hai. keel ko poora daboch hi liya haath mein.

great, he's like tum ziddi toh main bhi dheent. re bhagwaaaaaaaan.

pls god, let them pair siya with someone wholesome; nahi toh i'll not have a single couple to ship in this generation of raisinghanias.

lmaooooooo dandiya kam yeh toh fencing match zyaada lag raha hai.

husband was just saying sorry to apologize for bumping into her but OH HO HO HO HO PATIDEV KABHI MAAFI KYUN MAANGEEEEEEEE PARMESHWAR SE TOH GALTIYAAN NAHI HOTIIIIIIIIIIII

one ainvayi ka ~~deep~~~~~~ dialogue also, that made no fucking sense but ok whatever.

LMAO WHUT THE DANCING CAME OUTTA FUCKING NOWHERE I AM AS PUZZLED AS VANSH IS

also everyone's like baaju hato baaju hato iske khatarnaak dancing se already vansh ko lag chuki ek baar abhi humein nahi khaani

i am ishani and aryan, pissed at how this chick just be hogging the whole floor. hello, this is a communal garba space!!!?!!

also i fucking love nagada sang dhol, but solo dancing to this song just looks very very sad.

anyway, now that the cultural program part of the evening is over......... time for operation keel carpet.

this chachi is such a sample i swear to godddddddd. iske khurafaati dimaag mein full time aise nonsense ideas hi aatein hain. aunty, apply this time and effort into an mba or msw or something, and you'd be much better off in life.

for the love of god stop making this dude run unless its some legit chase sequence or something. he looks ridiculous running around in the house as if he's trying to break the world record for 400m.

Bhakti Boner round 2.

chalo, finally she's on her way to the room. in dono ke kaleje ko thandak.

once again, for those at home thinking of replicating this kaand to fuck over an annoying nanad/bhaabi/whatever: please read how a bed of nails works, so that you don't waste your time on it.

why's everyone watching her go up as if ISRO ne koi naya satellite launch kiya ho??? DO Y'ALL NOT HAVE WIFI IN THIS HOUSE??????? MATLAB, KUCH BHIIIIIIIII ENTERTAINMENT NAHI HAI KYA ISS GHAR MEIN RIDDHIMA KE ALAAVA????

issne toh mann mein jann gann mana bhi gaana shuru kar diya, outta pride.

HOW EVEN IS SHE BLEEDING FROM THE FOOT WHEN KEELON KE UPAR CARPET HAI?????????? KUCHHHHHHHHH BHI.

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immj2 19.10.20 lb

oh wow, this is one fug outfit. puff sleeve bhi, gota patti bhi, net dupatta bhi, giant gaudy haar bhi, blue winged eyeliner bhi. matlab, pick one or two of these elements, sis. not ALL.

speaking of outfits that have A Lot going on, the resident queen of that is here.

literally who doesn't have another tab open at all times to switch to when ppl are in the vicinity? anyone who's used a computer since the invention of tabs knows this.

ishani does "work"? what work???? also, she's allowed to use vansh's laptop? huh. wouldn't have thought so.

there. she took it with the memory card and went. godddddddddd riddhimaaaaaa.

dadi to the rescue. honestly, riddhima's life would be very fucking difficult if this dadi wasn't intentionally and/or unintentionally taang adaofying on her behalf.

lmao she's telling ishani to do garba with angre. achcha hua dandiya nahi bola; giving ishani a weapon and letting her loose in the general vicinity of human beings is bound to be fucking catastrophic.

ishani is highly relatable in today's ep.

ishani truly is vansh's sister. knows that riddhima is shady as fuckkkkkkkk.

yup. saw the unsafe ejection notification. (a very jankyyyyyyyy looking one.)

she's honestly such a dumbass. vansh ALREADY KNOWS the truth behind ragini's case and is actively concealing it. what does she hope to accomplish by finding out the truth and telling him??? yeah, i'm sure he'll be thrilllllllled to know that you stilllllllll went behind his back and kept investigating even after he told you 30 million times to leave it the fuck alone. the fact that you're looking into it and didn't take him at his word is his problem, you giant walking donut!!!!!!!

she says “isse kahin safe rakhna hoga” AND PROCEEDS TO TIE IT INTO HER DUPATTA. OHHHHHHHHHHHH MY GODDDDDDDDDDDDD. WHY ARE YOU SOOOOOOOOOO FUCKING STUPID SIS?!?!!?

literally the only good use of a bra is to stash small secret shit into it. why wouldn't you just do that?!?!!?

AND SHE JUST LEAVES IT DRAGGING AROUND INSTEAD OF LIKE, TIED AROUND HER WRIST OR SOMETHING OH GOD I CAN'T I CAN'T I JUST CANNOT WITH HOW STUPID THIS GIRL IS I CAN'T I AM IN ACTUAL PHYSICAL PAIN RN

random ainvayi ki saazish by chanchal to turn riddhima’s bhog waala kheer to paneer. goddddddd such 9th standard mean-girl in-home-science-class type tactics.

fwd fwd and i see that dadi knows the truth. fucks chachi up. good. i missed nothing.

oh i see where vansh gets his tendency to declare everyone's crimes and punishment out in front of everyone.

ishani tries taking chachi's side and dadi's like zyaada tarafdaari karogi toh you gonna share in her punishment too. you want?

yeah, that's what we thought.

ouff some more drama about riddhima being given some khaandaani haar. DUDE IS THERE ANYTHING OF ACTUAL CONSEQUENCE HAPPENING IN THIS EP OR NOT???????

some more tuchchi saazishein, ugh i really dgaf.

ofc the memory card fell outta the duppata. and OFC it got stuck to aryan's shoe.

dadi taking everrrrrrrrrrryone's case today.

“mere aur riddhima ke beech mein koi issue nahi hai.” yes, very believable from this highly convincing body language.

dadi giving gyaan on rishte nibhaana and vansh giving her the whole rishta = bharosa lecture too.

interestingly, rrahul is not putting on the usual vansh voice for this scene and it's already 200% more genuine and watchable. please god just let him talk in his normal voiceeeeeee.

dadi bringing out props and shit to explain rishte mein bharosa concepts and vansh is me, totally exasperated and done with this nonsense.

of course a grossass bitch like aryan likes a disgustaaang fruit like papaya.

aaaaaaaaaaaand he's left handed. ugh, hum lefties ka naam kharaab karne ke liye yeh ek kaafi hai.

my god the accusing way she questioned him about being a lefty, lmao.

aryan be like jfc i know i do a lotta shit wrong but yeh toh mere bas mein nahi hai.

great, she now thinks aryan is the murderer. re devaaaaaaaaaa.

mans so desperate he's actually asking dadi for relationship advice.

FUCK-KING ID-IOT-AAAAAAAAAAAA

ABBE OH BEHEN, MAATA RANI SIRF TUMHARI FARMAAISHEIN POORA KARNE KE LIYE BAITHI HAIN KYA POORI NAVARATRIIIIIII???? TUM HATOGI TOH HUM BHI MAANG LE EK DO MANNAT??????

so all it took for him to set aside his ego and decide to tell her all about his deep dark past was one of dadi's dumb lectures??????? DOESN'T SHE GIVE YOU ONE OF THOSE LIKE EVERY 4 HOURS????????/

ok did we ever hear this man tell us HIMSELF, USING HIS WORDS, that he “hates” his mom????? coz he seems to keep a lot of her around him, from the computer password, to the painting, to her payal which i saw him giving riddhima in an insta scene, and now this lehenga. so......... is this just another theory we have about him that's hearsay????

“yeh tum mere liye laaye ho?”

“riddhima jahaan tak mujhe lagta hai, iss kamre mein koi teesra toh hai nahi. and i don't think main inn kapdon mein achcha lagoonga.” the man is 6000% done with her dumb ass.

preemptive statement ki i did this only for dadi.

goddddddddd she just HASSSSSS to annoy him by asking dumbass questions.

“har baat ka apna matlab nikaalne mein tum expert ho hi, riddhima. bina koi matlab jode sawaal kiye isse le nahi sakti kya?” 6000 ratcheting up to 9000% done.

SIS JUST GOTTTAAAAAAAAAAAA PUSH.

“mere paas apni maa ki koi nishaani nahi hai; isse main apni maa ki nishaani samajh ke sambhaalke rakhoongi. thank you.” 

that was enough to floor maa da laadla.

pushing her luck some more by asking him to come do aarti with her.

blah blah blah i know you'll come.

she promises to return the step he's taken towards her by proving him innocent. AGAIN LEMME REMIND Y'ALL: HE ALREADY FUCKING KNOWS HE'S INNOCENT. HE'S BEEN SAYING IT SINCE TIME IMMEMORIAL. I REALLY DON'T SEE WHY SHE'S FRAMING THIS AS A THING SHE'S DOING "FOR HIM" WHEN IT'S PURELY FOR HER OWN SELFISH REASONS OF WANTING TO KNOW WTF HAPPENED TO RAGINI.

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ishqbaaz 09.08.18 lb

ugh back to this half-assed performative apology of his. what’s the point of apologizing HERE, bitch????? go do it in front of her basti-waale and restore her honour. fucking asshole.

ASK HER, TYAGI. ASK HER. SHE’S NOT GONNA TELL YOU, BUT ASK! OR ASK *HIM* WHAT HE DID!

ughhhhhhhhh these fucking flashbacks are making me relive the trauma. 

EXCUSE ME. HOW DARE *YOU* LOOK LIKE THE VICTIM HERE????????? GTFO WITH THIS MOURNFUL PUPPY FACE. 

lmao om is me and i am him. watching this whole thing with the most distasteful expression, yet cannot look away from the ~drama of it allllll. 

.... i hit pause before she could complete her sentence but this dumbass bish is about to say“ jo kuch bhi hua, woh humaare beech mein hai” isn’t she????? 

i mean well and good, it’s the sensible way to go to prevent any further garbage in the press, but ohhhhhhhhhhh goddddddd does he deserve to have it all outed and be shamed in public and then fucking jaileddddddd. 

lol poor tyagi. didn’t get his scoop. 

LMAO WHY IS DAKSH STILL EVEN HERE????????? 

lol you shoulda done that like 5 minutes ago son, when bhaiyya and his wife were distracted with all their angst. now it’s his turn to do some marammat of your face. 

BUT ALSO. I DO NOT UNDERSTAND, IS SHIVAAY THE FLASH? HE WAS STANDING BEHIND ANIKA, NEXT TO PRINKU. SUDDENLY HE’S IN FRONT OF HER AND MANAGED TO GRAB HIM? SAME WITH DAKSH???? MATLAB KUCHHHH TOH TRANSITION DIKHAAO? PPL JUST BE TELEPORTING ALL OVER THIS DAMN LIVING ROOM. 

itne pyaar aur sexual tension se toh isne kabhi anika ko nahi pakda.

yes, pleaseeee DO come back, daksh kapoor! you’re the only villain worth watching in this show. 

i mean, svetlana too, but her dumbass plans never really work out. daksh always at least manages to do some damage. 

lmao A+ to camera angles for attempting to make tingu look tall. 

why’s dadi consoling prinku? she was chill af at how everything unfolded. you’re the one who was having a minor heart attack at every slap daksh got, dadi. 

lol ofc omRu are focused on her thappad skills. 

why didn’t anyone bother cluing omRu in on all this? they could have held daksh down as anika and prinku kicked him in the nuts repeatedly. 

ohohoho someone’s allllll team anika now. SAALA, BADA AAYA PLAN KA CREDIT DENE WAALA. IF YOU’D LISTENED TO HER IN THE FIRST PLACE YEH SAB KARNE KI ZAROORAT PADTI HI NAHI. NA PRINKU COMA MEIN JAATI NA ANIKA KE SAATH WOH SAB HOTA. 

you dumbasssssssssssss son of a bitchhhhhhhhhhh shivaaaaaaay WHY THE FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKK COULDN’T YOU FUCKING CHECK THE FUCKING CCTV FOOTAGE BEFOREEEEEEEEEEE, AT ANY ONE OF THE MILLION OTHER INSTANCES, YOU FUCKING GOBARGANESH

why the fuck is anika standing here listening to all this bs? 

yeah no, whoever it was should have run him over. he deserves it. 

om in full on MOM mode. 

HAAN KARNI CHAHIYE THI. WHY THE FUCK DIDN’T YOU?????

NO OM. NO. PIGHALNE KA NAHI. 

GOD WHY IS ANIKA STILL HERE????????????? THIS SELF-SERVING ANIKA ZINDABAAD LECTURE OF HIS IS SO CRINGEY. 

ffs is anika operating under MY HEROOOOOOO kinda feelings now, just coz he came and jalaofied the batti???? godddddddddd. he didn’t even do it with the intention of saving you or anything.

“kaash maine ussi din tumhaari baat maan li hoti. kaash maine us din tumpar yakeen kiya hota.”

“yakeen karte karte bohut der kar di aapne.” 

i hope you stick to this stance and not give in to his damn puppy eyes.

UH HOW DARE YOU??? HOW DAAAAAAAAAARE YOU?????/ YOU DO NOT GET TO TOUCH HER.

she shoulda fucken slapped his hand away, instead of just moving away all dignified.

“ab aapko mujhse kya chahiye?”

“tumhaara saath.”

betaji woh toh milne se raha. 

but at the breakneck pace this track is going at tho, you should be able to get it (it = her forgivness, undying love, all the pati waale rights, including bow chicka bow wow) by like... tuesday.

nothing a tellywood heroine’s sanctimonious ass loves more than a big public exposé. and he promised her the chance to slap as well. how could she say no!

“sirf priyanka ke liye.” that’s their safety phrase in this universe. 

at this rate, sex karte waqt bhi yehi bolna. fucking idiots. 

OH HOW CONVENIENTTTTTTTTT, LEAVING THE MESSY WORK TO HER. GROW A PAIR BILLU. START DOING SOME FUCKING EMOTIONAL LABOUR YOURSELF. GOD. MEN. 

the girl just woke up from a coma literally one hour ago. can you fuckers wait before springing this shit on her?????????????

this poor kid. 

YEAH FUCK OFF OUTTA HERE WITH YOUR PUPPY EYES. LITERALLY JAAKE CHULLU BHAR PAANI MEIN DOOB MARR. 

(i made this gif coz i’ll be using it at least once every lb @ shivaay. please listen to it so you can imagine the level of disdain i have in my voice every time i use the gif.) 

prinku is 1000% ready. she about to spend all night practicing that ulte haath waala maneuver to fucking slap the teeth outta daksh’s lie-spouting mouth. 

payal is the biggest dumbass in this whole plot. firstly for tapping it without wrapping it. secondly for just playing along to anyyyyyyyyone saying anything. daksh ne kaha toh she did this. then anika ne kaha toh she did that. phir se daksh ne kaha toh she did a third thing. and now she’s doing whatever these two are telling her to. honestly woman. for someone with TWO brains inside you right now, you have zero functional critical thinking skillz. 

i heavily relate to shivaay’s daant-chabaana at her stupidity. 

... yeah it’s really none of y’all business about what she does with that baby, so piss off maybe? 

WTF WHY IS SHIVAAY TAKING RESPONSIBILITY FOR THE SIDECHICK OF HIS SISTER’S FIANCE AND THEIR ILLEGITIMATE CHILD? THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU????????????? IF YOU WANNA TAKE RESPONSIBILITY FOR A CHILD, THERE’S ONE IN ANIKA’S HOUSE THAT COULD USE SOME HELP. THAT ONE IS ACTUALLY ONE IT’S APPROPRIATE FOR YOU TO BE RESPONSIBLE FOR. JESUSSSSSSSSS.

yeah literallly fuck off with your maafi payal. NO MAAFI FOR YOU. 

UGH ANIKA, YOU TYAAG KI MURTIIIIIIIIIIIIIII. 

yeah that ladne ka naatak was hella bad. it’s just your good fortune that daksh was an overconfident dumbass. 

lel om feeling hurt he was left out of all this plotting. 

imma just apply navina’s RL to tia baby and headcanon that she’s enjoying herself on the swiss alps rn with a new man. 

are you guys watching her insta live and musically videos? she’s cute af. 

UM NO OM. YOU KNOW WHAT THE BEST THING WOULD HAVE BEEN? HIM NOT MARRYING ANYONE. COZ HE DOESN’T DESERVE A WIFE. HIS BROKEN ASS WITH 6000 UNDIAGNOSED MENTAL AND EMOTIONAL ISSUES NEEDS A THERAPIST, NOT A WIFE. 

lel has billu been watching suno chanda? interesting use of the word “zyadti”. 

UM NO OMRU. SHE SHOULDN’T FORGIVE HIM. COULD YOU DUMBASSES GET BACK ON THE RIGHT SIDE???????? 

how convenient dadi’s come around to being on team anika, now that she’s done allllll the fucking emotional labour for this fam. fuck you dadi. in every universe your affection for anika depends on what she can do for you oberois. 

lmao allllll this lecturebaazi mein no one noticed that anika noped the fuck outta there. you self-involved bastards. 

billu ka sensor doesn’t work in this universe kya? 

TADAP, MOTHERFUCKER. TADAPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SHE GONEEEEEEEEEEEEEE, ASSHOLE. SHE GONE AF. 

also, if he isn’t into tia anymore, why is he still wearing the engagement ring she put on him?

TADAP!!!!!!!!! RO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MARRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!1 JAL JAL KE MARRRRRRRRRRRRR BC!!!!!

yeah damn right you’re not worthy of maafi. the best thing you can do rn is free her from this garbage sham of a marriage, credit her account with like a few hundred million dollars and set up a cool life for her and gauri somewhere outside this hellish country. new zealand maybe?

who beat shivaay up and can i get a piece of that action? 

LMAO I SINCERELY HOPE IT WAS GAURI, WHO FUCKING WENT TO TOWN ON HIS ASS AND STRAIGHT UP ROUNDHOUSE KICKED HIM IN THE FUCKING FACE. 

and good on omRu for fucking schooling him on his bs maafi maang-ing methods. 

i’ll need at least 3 continuous weeks of billu’s sachche dil waali koshish before i’ll even consider thinking about maafi. 

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ishqbaaz 05.09.17 lb

lololol shivaay turning the paper this way and that trying to read it (it’s in marathi, lol) 😂😂😂

hein? this house has a staircase also???? leading where???? 🤔🤔🤔

shivaaaay + chaaaaaaaai = this should be interesting. 😐😐😐

oh boy she wants him to drink it from the saucer. (always seemed weird to me.) 😕😕😕

lmaoooo “no, that doesn’t sound right.” 😂😂😂

props to him for actually trying this. 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

“IT’S GOOD!”  “MERE mooh mein paani aa gaya tha!” 

lmao my tharki mind is interpreting this whole conversation in a verrrrrrrry different way! 😏😏😏

lmaoooooooooooo baalti wali bath! ab aayega mazaaaaaa. the true middle class experience! never am i more humbled than when i have to do a baalti bath back in india. 😌😌😌

please to be watching this video by my fav, kenny sebastian, and him describing the process super accurately. my place in kerala is in the city and the bathroom is in the house and all (ooooh! so fancy!), but this is pretty much how it goes. i can smell the medimix just watching this video! 🙃🙃🙃

you were so pleased with the “rain water harvesting” yesterday billu. time to walk the talk! 😊😊😊

LOL HE TOOK HER SERIOUSLY. 😂😂😂

pft, “humare paas sabun bhi hai????” idiottttt 🙄🙄🙄

LMAO HE TOOK HER SERIOUSLY ABOUT THE DATUN TOO. MAN, RICH PEOPLE ARE SO FUN TO FUCK WITH. 🤣🤣🤣

“main jaa raha hoon nahaane ke liye. tum chalogi mere saath?”

lmao why, billu? do you want a witness for your embarrassment? trust me, you’re not gonna feel even remotely sexy while doing a middle class baalti bath. 

gauri is worried about becoming vidhwaa 6 months into her marriage. 😬😬😬

LMAOOOOO AAPKO US SAAND KE SAATH BAITHKE CHITHRA NAHI BANANE HAI 😂😂😂

OH MY GOD OMKARA, YOU ARE TRULY AN IDIOT. DANGAL MOVIE DEKHNE SE KOI PEHELWAN NAHI HO JAATA. MATLAB,  I’VE WATCHED LEGALLY BLONDE 300 TIMES, MAIN LAWYER THODI HO GAYI HOON. 😒😒😒

same, gauri. #same. 

oufff shivaay ke sarrr se nkk ka bhoot utarkar iske sarrr chadh gaya hai. 😑😑😑

hahahaha herrrrr imitation. her faaaace. i love her so much. 😂😂😂

OMG WTF EVEN ARE THESE KURTAS SHIVAAY IS WEARING THEY LOOK FUCKING RIDICULOUS, WHY ISN’T HE JUST WEARING HIS REGULAR KURTAS THAT HE WEARS AT HOME?!!?!? CURSE YOU SHIRALI CURSE YOU TO HELL, JUST LET THE MAN LIVE 😫😫😫

oh boyyyy chawl udaana hai 😬😬😬

10 to 1 the maalik is…

…. YUP. 😒😒😒

the fuck shivaay, do you even pay attention to half the orders you give? 😐😐😐 how many bldgs have you felled like this without even knowing?

ok the rule was to not use your name and identity for undue advantages. not for situations like these! 😩😩😩

OH MY GOD HE’S ACTUALLY YOUTUBING HOW TO DO KUSHTI. 😧😧😧

son, if that worked, all the fitness videos i watch and subscribe to would have me sporting 6 pack abs and zero jiggle. 😣😣😣

lmao ek din mein 5 kele khaa ke kya hona hai????? 😶😶😶

chor naukar has an unsolicited opinion. 🙄🙄🙄

lmao their reaction! omki’s “get a load of this guy!” head nod. baat aane par dono ek team ho gaye. abhi chor ki jamkar dhulaai hogi. 😂😂😂

hey chawl-blower-upper-dude, why are you such an asshole? just chill maybe? 😒😒😒

gotta love these oBahus and how they’re all ready to throw down the second someone is mean to their patis.  (ง •̀_•́)ง (ง •̀_•́)ง (ง •̀_•́)ง 

GOD SHIVAAY YOU’RE AN IDIOT. JUST MAKE A CALL AND GET YOUR OFFICE TO STOP THE PLAN. HONESTLY. 😒😒😒

“IS CHAWL MEIN REHNE WAALA EK AAM AADMI.” 

WHOSE HAIR KE HIGHLIGHTS COST MORE THAN THE MONTHLY BUDGET OF PPL IN THIS CHAWL. 🙄🙄🙄

…. is he sitting ON the dynamite? 😟😟😟

lmao only the rich think that “the right to peacefully protest” achieves ANYTHING in india. bitch, the aam aadmi has no TIME to protest, peacefully or otherwise. humein ghar bhi chalaane hote hai. 🙄🙄🙄

i feel bad for the explosion guy. he’s also an aam aadmi, trying to do his damn job. kahaan is majnu se paala pad gaya aaj. 😑😑😑

…. and you’re only doing this for anika and sahil? they have alternate housing and are sorted in life now. WHAT ABOUT ALL THE OTHER PEOPLE LIVING IN THE CHAWL WHO DON’T? AM I SUPPOSED TO AWWWWW OVER THIS BS? 😤😤😤

anika’s like OMG!SEXXXXXXXXX TAKE ME NOW HUBBY hearing that sentimental pap though. oh well. whatever works for her. 😕😕😕

lmaooooo her mooophat jawab and his honest laugh at her bindaass-ness. 😊😊😊

the couple that does dharna together, stays together, i guess? 🤔🤔🤔

ok i can’t stop laughing at omki’s hella lame kushti moves. that too, with this untrained idiot who’s not even that heavily built. such false complacency. 😐😐😐

omki going in with some classic WWE moves. 😊😊😊

gauri’s excitement is hella cute though. 😍😍😍

“abbe kahan jaa raha hai bhaag ke? practice kiske saath karoonga abhi?” 

pffffffffffft. 

wifey be like I VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTE. 🙋🏽🙋🏽🙋🏽

girl, stop putting the sunglasses on every 3 minutes to look cool. woh bhi raat mein. it’s laaaaaaame. 🙄🙄🙄

sure. ok. with all the hair open. you been hanging out with bhavya too much. 😑😑😑

omki be like, oh yeah baby, imma wrestle with you. imma wrestle with you gooooooooooood. imma lift you up and pin you down and then take my shirt off and… hmm? what? yes. wrestling. this is how it’s done. (in the dangal themed porno i came across on the dark side of the web during my “research”.) 😏😏😏😏

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE 😍😍😍😍

i like how the chulbul moments are there too. omki is canon confirmed bi/pan/demisexual, fiiiiiiiiiiight me. 😊😊😊

haaaaaaye my cuties. 💖💖💖

i like how it’s night in… lonavla or wherever the f rikara are, and early morning in mumbai where shivika are. because the two places are in DIFFERENT TIME ZONES 12 HOURS APART. 😐😐😐

balbirrrrrrrr should NOTTTTTTTTTT have done that. 😠😠😠

LMAO “AYE INKE HEIGHT PE MAT JAA!!!!!!!!”  “BOLNA ZAROORI THA YEH?” “YEH MOTA AAPKE HEIGHT KA MAZAAK UDAA RAHA HAI!” “haan, aur tum usse aur underline kar do!!!” 

my god what a family of fighty little munchkins this is today. 😊😊😊

oh, iska boss bhi idhar hi hai? 

LMAO IS THAT KHANNAAAAAAAAAA?????????? HAHAHAHAHAHA 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

lollllllllllllll khanna’s been using the SSO name to act like big mannnnn. 

“namaste khannaji!” “nahi, BOSS!” 

heeeee heeee heeeeeee 😂😂😂

ok that looks like the most uncomfortable way to sleep, gauri. 

has he been practicing all night????? great, he’s gonna go wrestle with NO training, and not having SLEPT either. idiot. 😒😒😒

oufffff gauri ask bhavya to send BACKUP instead of asking her for kushti tips, jfc. 😑😑😑

billu ka swaagat toh aise kiya jaa raha hai jaise jung se lauta ho. fucking ridiculous. 🙄🙄🙄

such cute. 💖💖💖💖💖💖

dadi gave you the fucking night off from her pehredaari to go at it like rabbits and you spent it talking about baltis and whatnot. this is what you call WASTE OF OPPORTUNITY. 😫😫😫😫

bhavya looking 10000% done with rudra is me. #freeMyGirl 😣😣😣

lo, billu ne bhavya ko bhi adopt kar liya. he’s like who needs stupidass brothers when i can have AWESOMEASS SISTERSSSSSSSS 😊😊😊

LMAOO RUDRA’S LOOK OF BETRAYAL 🤣🤣🤣🤣

don’t think i missed bhavya looking all choked up though. 😭😭😭

allllllllll the toe touches in the world aren’t gonna help ya, omki. 😐😐😐

dude, like yeh balram legit apne khanna ka bhai lagta hai. 😗😗😗

of course he’s not gonna listen. 🙄🙄🙄

aaaaaaaaaaaand there goes the lassi. and the omkara. 😕😕😕

OMG THAT SHOT OF HIS FACE BOUNCING OFF THE FLOOR HAHAHAHAHAHA 🤣🤣🤣🤣

HE’S FUCKING OUT. WITHOUT EVEN STEPPING INTO THE RING LOLOLOLOLOLOL. THIS IS FUCKING HILAAAAAAAAAAAARIOUS HAHAHAHAHAHAHA 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

LMAO HOW EVEN IS THE SHOW PLAYING THIS AS A SERIOUS MOMENT I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING OMG 😂😂😂😂

ouff. stupid mardaangi taunts. #masculinitySoFragile

ok fwding the nonsense till bulbul gets into the ring. 

aw. bhavyaaa. *hugs her* we love you, we do. which is why we want better for you than f’ing rudra. sumo toh khud hi jaan chudaaa kar chali gayi. ab tumhe kaise bachaaye is se. 🙁🙁🙁

anika’s crying too. and has dialogues about family ka hissa and all. all that is okay, but please god don’t make her chutki. 😬😬😬

rudra calling for cessation of this divisive team policy in order to get some bro bonding time. 😌😌😌

waaah, dadi maan bhi gayi. 😯😯😯

wait, shivaay and rudra have a GANG? these ppl have OTHER friends??? 😧😧😧

surprise element? um… idk why but my mind instantly went to bachelor party and strippers. 😬😬😬

gauri be like BITCH, DON’T MAKE ME COME OVER THERE AND EK JHAANP MEIN DEEWAR PE SATTAAO-FY YOU 😠😠😠😠

big talk from all the men. PFT. COMEEEEEEEEE ONNNNN GAURIIII. 

LMAO THE INTERCUTS TO SHOW OM STILL PASSED OUT COLD IS MAKING ME LOL SO HARD 😂😂😂

girl please, TIE YOUR DAMN HAIR UP. WHAT’S WRONG WITH ALL THE WOMEN IN THIS SHOW 😩😩😩

can balram stop with the stupid yelling and faces? coz does this woman look intimidated by it? uh. that would be a resounding NO. 🙄🙄🙄

ok fwding. coz honestly i fucking CAN’T. 

god just fucking kick him in the nutsssss and END THISSSSSS 😫😫😫

LMAO OMKI JUST WOKE UP AND IS LIKE WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKK 😟😟😟😟😟

hold up, few seconds ka rewind. waaah, shivaay ki tarah ab isse bhi Awareness™ chadhta hai when wife is hurt/in danger. 

mubarak ho on your new superpowers, omkiiii! they’re gonna make your life an anxiety-ridden hell, since YOUR wife wants to fight every third person she meets. 🙃🙃🙃

hubs be like AW HELL NO, NO ONE MESSES WITH MY CHIRAIYYA; HERE HAVE A KICK TO THE GODDAMN CHEST 😤😤😤😡😡😡

arre waaaaah. out in like a minute. omki toh bada chupaa rustam nikla! boy, take off that shirt so we can see what you’re REALLLLLLYY working with, body wise. you know, FOR RESEARCH. 😗😗😗

what “uthhhhhh balram”??? whoever hits the ground back-first loses. and he’s lost. fuck off now sadde hue tauji. 😒😒😒

haaaaaaaaaaaye. my sweeeetooooos. 💗💗💗

actualllllllly cryingggggg at omkiiiiii freely confessing that he couldn’t bear to see her get hurttttttttt. 😭😭😭😭😭

“shankarji ki tarah gusse mein aapki teesri aankh khul gayi.” 😅😅😅

JUST KISS ALREADYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY 😩😩😩😩

yes ok uncleji, thanks for your completely unsolicited validation but we just want the murti, so give us that and we’ll be on our way, thanks. 😒😒😒

rikara be like pyaaaaaaar? whaaat? no! we’re just roomies! with a lot of sexual tension. 😯😯😯😯😯

lmaoooo chubby has some new cockamamie scheme. 😆😆😆

hahahaha “investment”. sure. maybe ask your cambridge mba waala bhaiyya how investments actually work?????? 🙄🙄🙄

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bhavya’s body mic ka controller is making her have an anaconda-like butt. (‘oh my god, look at her butt!’) 😆😆😆

my aesthetic: anika happily gazing at all the flowers, and billu happily staring at ANIKA. 😍😍😍

lmao the flower petals are getting all caught up in the vertical maze that is nakuul’s hair. time to go easy on the hair product and the sheer height of that thing man. AND FFS DYE IT BACK. I WANT TO CRY WHEN I SEE OLD GIFSETS WHEN YOU HAD NORMAL PPL HAIR. I HATE THE HIGHLIGHTS SOOOOOOOOOO MUCH. 😫😫😫😫

ok billu’s getting all romantic in front of everyone. these two have become THAT couple now. who just GIVE NO FUCKS anymore. 😶😶😶

lmaooooooooooo rudra is jelly that bhaiyya loves someone else more than him now. 😂😂😂

bhavya has imposter syndrome. 😥😥😥

what does pinky mean by “yeh phir yahan aa gayi”??? like... she’s been here for a really long time now? she lives here? this is her shaadi ka function? idgi. 🤔🤔🤔

siiiiiiiiiiiiigh, shivaaaaaay. you’re just making things awkward and ruining them for ANIKAAAAAA. 😐😐😐

but also, i feel for the poor billu. look how upset he looks. *pats his floofy hair.* 😢😢😢

omg bruhhhhhhhhhhh i just realised who nakuul’s hair is reminding me of 😯😯😯😯😯 

THE HEIGHT. THE WEIRD COLOUR. HE EVEN HAS KANJI AANKHEIN. IT’S UNCANNY!!!!!!!!!!! 

the oberois are so fucking rich. why can’t they just hire a damn photographer to take pics for their events? baat baat pe rudra ko photo khichwaane ke liye khada kar dete hai. that too with his shitty cellphone. 😒😒😒

aw man, i miss rikara in this family moment. esp. my bulllllbullllll. 😚😚😚

what is with these dangal people and being so extra in their dialogue delivery? 😒😒😒

WAIT WTF THEY’RE SETTING THE HOSPITAL ON FIRE?!?!!?!? WHAT THE FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK IS WRONG WITH YOU BALRAM 😟😟😟😟😟

ok seriously, balram and chele have taken acting lessons from some 80s ka B Grade bolly movie. itnaaaaaaaa ghatiya acting maine is show mein aaj tak nahi dekha. 😣😣😣

OUFFO OMKARA, NOT THE TIME FOR YOUR SHIVAAY WALA EGO TO JAAGOFY RN 😤😤😤😤

OMG IS THIS THE TIME TO ARGUE ABOUT WHO OWES WHOM HOW MUCH THE PLACE IS ON FIRE YOU FUCKING IDIOTS 😩😩😩😩

damnnnnn, bhavya looks really super duper pretty today. even though all angsty. 😍😍😍

ok too filmy with the flowers and shit. as usual fwding ruvya nonsense. ouff. 🙄🙄🙄

lmao anika is annoyingggggg shivaay by throwing flowers in his face. (which btw, is so me. why am i like this?) 

lol what a baby. 😂😂😂

chase timeeeee. rudra and bhavya being literally used as shields. 😐😐😐

oh no she’s reaching for the shady thaal of yellow tulip petals. 😧😧😧

and straight to the face. RIP billu. 😶😶😶

shuru nakuul ki ‘i’m dying’ overacting. oufff. 😒😒😒

i hate when you’re sick or wounded or whatever and desis go like “KUCH NAHI HUA HAI, AAP BILKUL THEEK HAI!!!!!” to reassure you. like, bitch, speak for yourself, i’m fucking dying here. 😤😤😤

lmao the randommmmm guests. they’re like FINALLY, IT’S AN OBEROIIIIIIIII PARTY! ISI DRAME KE LIYE TOH HUM AAYE THE! WARNA KAUN AATA IS AADMI KE TEESRE SHAADI PE, THAT TOO TO THE SAME DAMN GIRL. 🙄🙄🙄

overacting to the maxxxxxxxxx and i think i know what’s coming based on what i spotted sticking out of his sherwani ka pocket. also family’s reactions, which are just toooo fuckin’ chill. 😒😒😒😒

YUP. KNEW IT. THIS FUCKING FUCKER. 😡😡😡

ha, my girl ain’t no kachchi khilaadi! pfffffffft, hoshiyaar se hoshiyaariiiii, billu? mehengi padegiiiiii. 

lmaooooo *sobbing and sniffing* “main itni time se bolna chahti thi ki.... MAIN ITNI BADI PAPPU NAHI HOON SHIVAAY.” 😊😊😊

hahahaha his faaaaaaace. HER FACE. EVERYONE’S FACES. 

fuckingggggg idiot. it’s a good thing anika is such a sport or i swear, i’d have climbed into the screen and dropkicked him in the face for ruining her day. 😒😒😒

fuck, she *is* upsettttttttt. that’s it. *starts crawling into the screen like samara from the ring, but ultaaaa* 😠😠😠

OUFF, WHY IS EVERYONE GANGING UP ON MY GIRL LIKE THIS? MAKE YA BOY SAY IT FIRST. 😤😤😤

security hai. acp hai. phir bhi jo chaahe aa jaa sakta hai. matlab..... 😑😑😑

meanwhile these two have just about made it out the damn burning hospital. 

OH GOD SHE’S GOING BACK IN FOR THE MURTIIIIII ISN’T SHE 😧😧😧😧

aaaaaaaaand omkara’s fallen again. my god, isse naazuk character maine zindagi mein nahi dekha. his bones are literally made of glass, and his skin made of paper. jo bhi khaata hai, pura ka pura goes to his hair i think. 😣😣😣

LMAO TEJ AS PETER AS TEJ (idek what’s going on in that plot, so i’m guessing....) 😆😆😆

LOL RUDRA’S FAAAACE. 😂😂😂

lmaooooo shivaay’s confusedddddd af. 🤣🤣🤣

“itni baar repeat karoge toh peter se repeater ho jaaoge papa.” lololololol 

LO, SVETLANA BHI AA GAYI. AB AAYEGA MAZAAAA! 

LMAO AT THE EXPRESSION SHIVAAY JUST MADE HAHAHAHA 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

RUDRA IS ME. I AM HIM. 👇🏽👇🏽👇🏽👇🏽

why’s bhavya so incensed? she doesn’t even know who svetlana is. 🤔🤔🤔

LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL EVERYONE’S FACES MAN 

omg gauri you’re a fucking idiot. honestly. 😫😫😫😫

meanwhile omkara is cursing his naazukpan. 

ok the vfx are hella bad and i can’t take this scene seriously at all. 😑😑😑

“peter peter nahi hai, peter papa hai. aur humein acting karni hai ki woh papa nahi, peter hai. main papa ko papa kaise naa bolun?” 

all the awards to leenesh for executing this line with zero fumbles. wonder how many takes it took. 😅😅😅

what even is going on, can we just get married so we can sex already? should we just elope? 😐😐😐

hmmm, this conundrum might finally be interesting enough to make me stop thinking about MERA SHIVAAY for 5 whole seconds. 

shivaay coming in with too much logic and rationality for jhanvi to handle. 😒😒😒

to hear jhanvi say the words “main tej se pyaar karti hoon” makes me want to rip my own skin off my body. 😬😬😬

rudra be like IMMA THROW SVETLANA OUT THE HOUSE RIGHT NOWWWWWWW

i love how now that shivaay’s calmed down to normal human levels of gussa and other negative emotions, the other two have cranked up theirrrr anger and extraaa levels to 300. never a moment of peace and quiet with this damn family. 🙄🙄🙄

“mom, woh dad ko blackmail kar rahi hai, ab aur isse zyaada mushkilein kya badhengi?”

when rudra is the sensible and sorted one in the conversation, you know the other person is properrrrrrr daft. 😐😐😐

ALL THE OBEROI MEN BE LIKE ALL THIS WOMANLY EMOTION IS TOO MUCH FOR US NOTHING MAKES SENSE 

honestly, i’m on their team. jhanvi’s being a fucking idiot. as always. 

ok bhavya, jhanvi jusssssssssst implied that svetlana has some proof of illegal shit tej did. and you’re still on team tej? 😐😐😐

anika, my pure angel, thinking about her otp rikara. 😭😭😭😭

shivaay be like YUS HE JUST STARTED SMILING AND MAAROFYING GHATIYA SHAYARI AGAIN I WILL NOT LET ANYTHING HAPPEN TO MY BABY BOY #PAPABEARAF 🐻🐻🐻

WOH DONO ZINDA BACHE TOHHHHHHHHHHHH 😫😫😫😫😫

ok the vfx of this scene are sooooo fucking bad and all this is just soooo extraaaaaaaaa, fwding till something good happens 

oh bete ki, naazuKara uth gaya! 😯😯😯

ok it’s a tiiiiiiiiiiiny fucking plant, why are these two freaking out like this? just kick it out the way?!?! 😣😣😣

can this show just be 40 minutes of shivaay reacting to peter and making WTF??? side-eyes at everyone else? coz i am fucking loving it. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

aw. poor rudy boy. he’s always been the one closest to tej. 😔😔😔

minor aside: love shivaay’s soft but love-filled voice talking about his brothers. #myBoys 😭😭😭😭😘😘😘😘

snort, rudra’s face at him asking for chakna. 😂😂😂

lollll tejjjjj just called anika “fairy queen”! 😆😆😆

tej kabse itna sanskaari ho gaya, ki pair-wair chooone laga? 🤔🤔🤔

DADI BE LIKE THIS AINT MY SON THAT BOY HASN’T TOUCHED MY FEET IN OVER 50 YEARS OF HIS BEING ON THIS PLANET

WHAT, OMKARA, IS THIS REALLY NECESSARY? TUJHSE APNA HI WEIGHT UTHAAYA NAHI JAATA, AB ISKO BHI UTHAAYEGA??? 😣😣😣😣

WHY ARE THEY TREATING THIS TINYYYYYYY FUCKING POTTED PLANT LIKE A GIANT TREE!????!?!? 🤔🤔🤔🤔

lmaoooooooo balram, fucking give up already. 🙄🙄🙄

rudra is still hung up on this I WANNA CALL HIM PAPA NOT PETER nonsense. like... dude. 😒😒😒

aana kaaryathin eddekku chena kaaryam, amirite mallu brethren????? 🙄🙄🙄

for non mallus: basically translates to “talking about yams when we’re talking about elephants” i.e. focusing on nonsensical small things when there’s bigger matters at hand.

bachcha party forming mystery inc. like the old days. oh man i miss saumya. 😭😭😭😭

stop yelling attttt her omkaraaaaaaaaaa. 😩😩😩

“maine kahaaa tha na tumse, yeh murti tumse zyaada keemti nahi hai.”  . . . . “tum bhi meri parivaar ka hissa ho.” 

aaaaaand gauri’s turn to pass the fuck out. god these two really need to like... start taking vitamins and shit to boost their immune systems and strength. idk man. get on some kinda regimen. they’re altogether messed up from all the physical and emotional trauma they face on a weekly basis. 😕😕😕

for once i’m enjoying a ruvya scene. please just keep them in platonic/comedy scenes like these. it works soooo much better. 😌😌😌

and just as i said that, they ruined it by turning it romantic. fuck it. fuck it. fuckkkkkkkkk it. 😒😒😒

“maan na maan, main apne hi ghar mein mehmaan” snort. poor rudy. 😂😂😂

how this family puts up with rudra’s stupidity THIS EARLY IN THE MORNING is beyond me. matlab, sach mein. 🙄🙄🙄

shivaay looking at anika with sex eyes and telling bhavya “tumhe diversion chahiye na? diversion mil jayega. 😏😏😏😏”

me @ billu:

“bhaiyya saare function toh ho gaye.”  “toh kya hua, ek aur kar lenge.” 

THE OBEROI FAMILY MOTTO.

lo. billu ko toh bas bahaana chahiye chance maarne ke liye. 🙄🙄🙄

‘ugh. couples. so gross.’

rudra is me. i am rudra.

billu really gives zeeeeeeeeeeeeeeero fucks about who’s watching anymore. i’m telling you he’s fully willing to sex anika up right in front of svetlana “for the mission”. 😆😆😆

the face of a man who’ll stop at nothing. 

SOMEONE TELL ME WHAT SVETLANA’S BIG SECRET ISSSSSSSS THIS TIMEEEEEEEEEEEE 😧😧😧😧

srsly, since when is tej so into family values???? 🙄🙄🙄

pft, he’s an idiot to focus on the key. it’s so obviously a red herring. it’s like he doesn’t knw her at allllllll! 

tej is grade-A proof that intelligence isn’t sexually transmittable. 😐😐😐

WTF IS A LOVE-AKSHARI!?!?!!?!? 😒😒😒

JESUS CHRIST WHAT PAKAAU THAKELA AWAIIIII KE FUNCTIONS, LORD. WHERE ARE MY RIKARA?????? I’M SO SICK OF BILLU’S THIRSTY WAYS. 😣😣😣