#may have snagged the Jersey Devil tarot card sticker too cause tarot AND cryptids are a WIN

[pastafossa]

pasta you can’t just casually drop mothman perfume into a post and not expect me to ask a million follow up questions - i need to know all about it asap

Basically I favorite a few weird but hilarious Mothman bumper stickers on etsy, which led to it recommending, I shit you not, Mothman Milk perfume. I too had questions (what kind of milk??? I desired clarification, this is important, what kind of milk). But in reality, all that really mattered was wtf does Mothman milk smell like? The answer, according to the reviews, is delicious buttery vanilla waffles and maple syrup. Official notes from the maker:

NOTES: This is a cozy, creamy, and milky scent. Top: warm spices, buttercream Middle: vanilla tonka, jasmine, coconut, maple sugar, spice Bottom: cedar wood, sandalwood, amber, musk, cocoa butter, coconut, vanilla

I have rarely clicked 'add to cart' so quickly, because apparently I really want to be slathered in Mothman Milk, and yes I'm aware of how dirty that sounds and I do not care, hello Mothman, I cannot wait to tell anyone who asks, 'oh that smells nice, what is it?' that I am wearing Mothman Milk.

Side note: that also led me down their shop rabbit hole, only to discover not only does this shop owner have a few other variations of mothman perfumes, they also have a ton of other cryptid perfumes, including some perfumes dedicated to more obscure cryptids like the Squonk, and the Snallygaster! I ended up grabbing Mothman Milk, Chupacabra Coffeehouse ("Imagine: Unwinding in a warm coffeehouse while sipping on a pumpkin spice latte, served to you by a peculiar looking barista"), and Yeti ("Imagine: A cold but cozy yeti cave"). I've also favorited a few of the others like Jersey Devil, Dover Demon, Jackalope, and Fiji Mermaid!

10/10 happy to have found it!