#mayanakosfuckedupthoughts.txt

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“Scar has an alter-ego called ‘HotguY’- and he’s always been a hot guy- but he’s really a hot guy now!”

So Grian has always thought Scar was hot? That’s what I’m hearing here. Dearly noted! To the Scarian pile it goes!

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Honestly all the stuff that I’ve read about how Dream acts on MCC makes me glad I’ve never watched any of his VODs or streams, like why is he pissing his pants over getting a lower rank in Ace Race the second time when he purposefully decided to use a completely different and RISKY strategy than the first time? Like, hate to break it to you, but you brought that upon yourself, you ungodly damp sock.

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cat time of day, good sir!!!! how's your day been?

Caat time of day, fellow good sir!

My day has been stupendous! i spent most of it in a VC with two of my friends playing Yume 2kki. It was so much fun!! I gathered some very nice screenshots of us together hehe.

This is my favorite! Azure Gardens my beloved.

Other than that, i haven't really done much. after we were done playing Yume 2kki and Maw had to leave to do college stuff, I kinda just bullshitted with Phoebe for two hours.

I'd consider this a good day. Especially since neither of my biological parental units were home! (this rarely happens, and also they are back now unfortunately)

Thanks for the ask! <3

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*recycles old discord message to make a new tumblr post*

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Wow my social skills really suck! How do I have 11 friends

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So. I have a friend.

We will call her Bloo. Now, remember I specifically say that she is my friend, meaning that I mean no ill will to her by making this post, but god fucking damn it, it needs to be made.

Back in the grand ol’ days of early 2021, some of my friends were having a nice little conversation on Discord, so, pretty average day.

And then Bloo, lovely, lovely, Bloo, asks how to make a grilled cheese. Now, perhaps this would be excusable if she was a small child, but she was not. at this point in time, she was 16.

Now, this was a rather short event on it’s own, but it started a meme in the friend group about how Bloo can not cook grilled cheese, because this was peak comedy to us. It also spawned this glorious fucking image.

Also just so no one gets confused, “Maw is gae” is Bloo. And yes that does say iPod in the corner.

Anyways, flash back to just a couple weeks ago. almost a month ago. It was an average day in our current GC, the previous conversation having something to do with the difference between cannibalism and vore, when we receive these fateful messages.

As you can see, my eyes were filled with hope. Was this it? After nearly two full years of torment, was this it? The brilliant moment in which our anime protagonist would finally overcome her biggest weakness against all odds? Were the credits about to roll after the greatest grilled cheese known to mankind had been constructed by her own two hands?

But, then...

The hope in my eyes deteriorated into dust, tears beginning to fill in their place. How. How the actual fucking hell did she come up with this. After all of the teasing and bullying, this was what her character arc lead up to?

At first, I was too distracted by her spelling mistake, which she then “corrected” with another spelling mistake, to even realize the horror that had yet to come. This was the one and only warning for what was quite possibly the worst thing I have ever dared to lay my eyes upon.

I am going to cut this off here with the keep reading thing because this is honestly just the most disgusting display of something that is supposed to be edible I have ever fucking seen. Click at your own risk.

My eyes could no longer hold the tears, they flooded out onto my bed sheets as the despair and agony overtook my senses. All I could see was this abhorrent piece of fermented dog shit. THIS is the result of that horrid procedure she took to make what was supposed to be a “Grilled Cheese.”

And the bitch has the audacity to ask-

I want to fucking blow myself up. This is the most pathetic and nauseating mistake for an edible sandwich that I have ever had the displeasure of viewing. I don’t want to be in the same timeline in which this shit exists.

And to top it off? That bread, which was supposedly toasted despite being white as fuck,

is potato bread.

She used fucking potato bread for her grilled cheese, tumblr. I can not make this shit up.

I just. I. I fucking. I.

What do I even say about this that hasn’t already been said about NFTs and Politicians. Anyways, we have more things to cover about this shitwreck, so let’s not linger on this for too long. God is it fucking awful. “abysmal at that” -Cam

Now, I, being just the stupendous friend that I am, immediately shared this god-awful mistake with my other friend group, and they reacted with just as much horror as the first friend group did.

One of them asked what cheese she used, which prompted me to ask her. She used velveeta slices.

Ok, not the worst mistake made here, but fucking... velveeta slices? Really? You couldn’t get one step of the equation correct here? Fucking really, Bloo???

That same friend that prompted the question of what cheese she used then recorded a whole tutorial on how to make a damn grilled cheese, and another friend from the first friend group recorded a video of a power point presentation for how to make it. It was glorious.

Yeah I know I said the potato bread would top this shit off but no, there’s more.

SHE COULDN’T EVEN ALIGN THE FUCKING BREAD PROPERLY. I think Cam puts it best:

Speaking of Cam, they made a Reddit post about this.

https://www.reddit.com/r/amistupid/comments/117mr7a/my_friend_doesnt_know_how_to_make_grilled_cheese/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3

Many beautiful comments here including my own.

And then later one of Cam’s friends also made a grilled cheese tutorial.

OH. AND I ALMOST FUCKING FORGOT.

Cam asked Bloo if she genuinely did not own a stove, because at this point with that stupid ass method she pulled out of her ass, it came into question, Bloo said:

I am not even fucking with you, this is genuinely how clueless she was about making grilled mcmotherfucking cheese.

ARE YOU ACTUALLY SHITTING MY DICK OFF? ARE YOU GENUINELY SHITTING MY GOD DAMN MOTHERFUCKING DICK OFF???

FOR ANY OF YOU WHO CAN’T DECIPHER THAT SHOVING-THE-WHOLE-KEYBOARD-UP-MY-ASS GARBLED MESS IN THE FIRST MESSAGE, IT SAYS: “WHEN I ASKED ABOUT HOW TO MAKE A GRILLED CHEESE, I WAS SERIOUS”

Yeah she has atrocious spelling too. I’m used to it

I don’t. I don’t even want to exist anymore. I. I think I’m done. That’s a good place to end this. I’ll look back at this in the morning and see if I forgot any important details and reblog with said details, but I think I covered everything of “value.”

Enjoy trying to fall asleep tonight knowing that this life-ruining fucking monstrosity of a sandwich exists.

Feel free to ask me any questions about this, I would love to humiliate her even more. We’re friends I swear.

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Wasn’t expecting ‘‘Rainbow Factory’‘ in this random scene playlist I found on youtube, but it’s playing, and I’m listening, and I still know the lyrics oh god