#maybe (derogatory) for David he's a lil bitch

[heroofpenamstan]

—OC PROFILES: JOANNE & MICHAEL

tagged by the lovelies: @shallow-gravy​, @shellibisshe​, @belorage​, @honeysides​, @strafethesesinners​, @faithchel​, @blissfulalchemist​! thank you, dears! x since i’m tragically late to the party as per usual, not going to be tagging anyone since i assume most of my mutuals have done it, but if you want to go right ahead and tag me too so i can see! :”)) also, fair warning: 80% of the questions i answered at ungodly hours overmedicated on paracetamol and it shows because re-reading this in the morning was a Yikes

GENERAL

name: joanne burton alias(es): jo, annie ( mike exclusive ), burton, dep, jr. deputy, rook, traitor, sinner, wrath/pain in the ass ( john exclusive ), rabbit ( jacob exclusive ), heinous fucking bitch—( also john exclusive ), black widow ( new dawn au ) gender: cis. female age: 29 birth: 30th october, 1988 place of birth: meridian, idaho spoken languages: english; may or may not recite some hebrew lines over the holidays sexual preference: bisexual occupation(s): junior deputy of hope county, montana/menace to all cultists everywhere ( in a certain radius of said hope county, montana, anyway )

APPEARANCE

eye colour: brown hair colour: black height: 157cm ( 5′2 ), or approximately 7′11 when balancing on michael’s shoulders to peer inside john’s windows scars: split right eyebrow ( thanks, jake ), minor cuts and incorrectly healed bruises and gashes, scarred bullet wound on left hip ( you’re welcome, jake )

FAVOURITE

colour: orange or yellow or cyan, or whatever is more stupidly eye-catching and not at all fit for her current environment song: i’ve been thinking by handsome boy modeling school food: various stir-fries, fruits and protein ( or anything that she claims to be “healthy” when, truly, bitch is one step away from living off of instant noodles and canned pineapple and cigarette buds from dutch’s stash ) drink: beerherbal teas and infusions

HAVE THEY

passed university: no, but passing the police academy was already a pleasant enough surprise for her had sex: today? no. two weeks ago? probably had sex in public: probably said two weeks ago gotten pregnant/ someone else pregnant: yes, but we don’t talk about it kissed a boy: yes ( derogatory ) kissed a girl: yes ( affectionate ) gotten tattoos: yes, loads: most were practice scribbles for her ex-girlfriend, and the only true meaningful one she possesses is lydia, scrawled into her pinky in remembrance. otherwise, john seed do not even engage with that rusty ass tattoo gun— gotten piercings: yes, loads multiplied; if there’s a place for a piercing in her ears, she has them. also, an old septum piercing she hasn’t worn in a hot second been in love: yes, loads squared ( girl rents out her heart on the weekdays and cries about the scratches she notices on saturday, but still repeats it all over again come monday; falling in love for her is easy, but actually loving someone and getting over her self-loathing to do so is a whole different ball game ) stayed up for more than 24 hours: she’s probably on hour 31 as we speak ( someone knock her out pls )

ARE THEY

a virgin: whitehorse has heard enough horror stories in the break room between her and joey to last him a lifetime a cuddler: closeted cuddler, yes a kisser: most definitely; woman has to play up her natural assets scared easily: her response time is too lagged for that jealous easily: depends; she’s more jealous of what she should have/could have/would have had in a general sense than being jealous of a particular person or a thing trustworthy: in her own way, yes dominant: disgustingly so submissive: not in this lifetime in love: very much so single: very much so part 2

RANDOM QUESTIONS (tw for self harm/suicide mention)

have they harmed themselves: yes, but it’s more by means of unintentional yet severe substance abuse thought of suicide: not as often as one would assume; joanne has a very strong sense of self-preservation, but tends to run from her bleak reality by means of one harmful way or the other attempted suicide: once or twice during her lowest points in life wanted to kill someone: on the daily have/had a job: girl had juggled three part-time jobs; there is nothing she fears anymore have any fears: ( see above ) to fall back into old bad habits, loss of control, death, failure, a bad future, poverty, being abandoned and forgotten, long stays at a hospital, the judges, the bliss, the power of john’s hair gel

FAMILY

sibling(s): micah burton ( older brother ) parent(s): abigail burton née belman ( mother ); jim burton ( father ) children: asher seed ( daughter in new dawn au ) significant other: jacob seed ( circumstantial lover/”could do without” mentor/#prisonwife #prisonhusband #imkidding #kinda ) pets: boomer for the cuddles, cheesecake for the throttles ( bitch naturally attracts the judges but will forget her dog 101 and run away like what does she think will happen then?? )

GENERAL

name: michael scott-hughes alias(es): mike, mikey, mickey ( mary may exlusive ), mike the bike/fall’s end’s bicycle, resistance’s poster boy, manwhore, cassanova, the archangel ( joseph exclusive ), the antichrist ( also joseph exclusive ), war dog, hughes boy ( fairgrave exclusive ) gender: cis. male age: 30 birth: 6th july, 1988 place of birth: fall’s end, montana spoken languages: english, russian, basic chinese mandarin and turkish sexual preference: pansexual occupation(s): residential shady, shady man ( international arm’s dealer, most recently demoted to local resistance leader and occasional general goods store co-owner )

APPEARANCE

eye colour: green hair colour: brown height: 181cm ( 5′11 ), and 6ft on tinder jkjk man’s confident enough to not grasp for that extra inch, unlike someone ( john ) scars: heavily burnt left hand ( from trying to fish out his ex girlfriend’s boiling corpse r.i.p. to that steaming puss— ), gash on his right temple, nicely healed gun wound on left shoulder, not so nicely healed amputated right hand ( man’s not having the best time in my canon, is he ), various incorrectly healed cuts and bruises

FAVOURITE

colour: green and rustics song: wild world by yusuf/cat stevens food: unlike the faker above, michael actually likes to cook and eat healthy meals, so anything from salads to veggies to oatmeal to soups will do ( and meat; man’s been a vegetarian for a grand total of 4 days in his entire life ( or 14, if you count the time he got abducted to john’s bunker womp )) drink: sugary drinkswhiskey, fresh juices, “water can be so, so sexy, annie—”

HAVE THEY

passed university: no, though michael really busted his ass to self-educate on subjects that will be beneficial to his line of work had sex: we stopped keeping tabs and numbers nearly ten years ago had sex in public: we stopped blinking at these types of shenanigans nearly ten years ago too gotten pregnant/ someone else pregnant: yes? no? maybe? ( mike’s too afraid to even think about it, but hopes he hasn’t fathered any babies any time soon ) kissed a boy: yes ( affectionate ) kissed a girl: yes ( affectionate² ) gotten tattoos: yes: the sword of damocles on his left inner forearm, intertwined snakes running across his right ribs, a tiny smiley face on his ass lord save him gotten piercings: yes, and everyone hated his attempt to revive the 90s with his lil earring like c’mon you already have a reputation of being a sleaze— been in love: yes, but surprisingly not as many times as one may think ( truthfully, three times: mary may, lana, joanne mary may again ) stayed up for more than 24 hours: sometimes it just cannot be helped

ARE THEY

a virgin: maybe in a past life as an amoeba a cuddler: yes ( try to escape his hold during a summer night i’ll give you 5 bucks if you can break the deadlock ) a kisser: he just exists to smooch at this point scared easily: truthfully, he’s quite desensitized as is, so it’s really hard to truly rock him jealous easily: no; though he might get a bit petty and bitter if someone mentions merle and mary may becuase, like, c’mon, mary—merle briggs? trustworthy: one of his better traits, but past events have shown that boy tends to lose some of his morals for love dominant: yes submissive: yes part 2 man will accommodate and switch it up in love: often single: loosely, often

RANDOM QUESTIONS (tw for self harm/suicide mention)

have they harmed themselves: michael has bad mental health trips stemming from having a lot of insecurities as a child; these may evolve into bad habits and pure recklessness on his part to prove his worth thought of suicide: these thoughts don’t come often, but when they do, it’s harder for him than most to shake them off and recover attempted suicide: once, during the boiling pit incident wanted to kill someone: yes, but it comes more from need than want usually have/had a job: yes, though no retail until he was 30 and stuck providing hope county with slugs and bullets have any fears: loneliness, rejection, abandonment, repercussions and consequences, not being good enough, powerlessness, loss, the angel pit, the process of dying

FAMILY

sibling(s): none, but: jackson hughes ( uncle ) parent(s): jessica hughes née scott ( mother ), david hughes ( father ) girl i have his whole family tree drawn up like you wouldn’t believe children: andrew hughes ( son in new dawn au and maybe canon ) significant other: mary may fairgrave ( childhood sweetheart/awkward ex/once in a rare cosmic event fuck buddy/volatile lovers ) pets: peaches loves him she doesn’t; she just wants to chew on his hair

[tricewithaz]

Do you have headcannons about the Triumvirate Tamar Tolya and Nikolai all being a found family with lots of banter??

I do!! They're an incredible group with lots of interesting dynamics that aren't explored nearly enough in the books we genuinely get CRUMBS so here we go

As for group roles I feel like this: Tamar is the energy ball, life of the party, she hypes the others up if needed. Genya is the tranquil presence, often a mediator, she tends to take care of the others. She’s also the astrology friend, personality type friend. She analyzes people a lot and very well and it’s often useful. Zoya is the mean one, do I need to explain? She’ll definitely put your feet on the ground, she’s also the mom friend at times. Nikolai is the flirt, and the one with the bad ideas that always end up in good stories and possible death,he’s also the most ridiculous one when drunk. David is the hesitant one, most likely to talk someone (nikolai) down from a bad idea (although he will probably join if he gets enough drinks on him).  And Tolya is that reliable presence that will smack a bitch for you, but will also smack you if necessary.

I'm convinced Genya and Nikolai are That Chaotic Bi Libra/Leo duo. They have so much chemistry it’s crazy. They’re THAT friendship that constantly compliment and flirt with each other and slap each other’s butts. If Nikolai is bending over a desk, Genya will slap him. If Genya enters a room Nikolai will make all sorts of comments about her and wanting to kiss her and marry her. They’ll make inappropriate comments about each other and “eyefuck” each other. The best part about this is that there’s absolutely no sexual tension between them whatsoever. He also loves to keep up with palace gossip with her. Yes he’s the kind king that remembers your name and that your mom recently broke her leg. Yes he knows you were seen with the neighbors gardener last Tuesday after hours. Everyone’s just used to it. Nikolai and Tamar have a similar dynamic but a bit tamer.

Zoya and David’s dynamic is better than you would expect and they spend a surprising amount of time together. Mostly in silence, maybe she's reading, he's working, they exchange some chatter but nothing that goes on for too long. They mostly sit in silence together and only talk about significant things, it’s perfect for them. They truly consider each other a friend and trust each other. 

Tolya is definitely the one with the poetic wise advice, but it hides a lot of tough love. He’s super observant and can read people’s feelings super well. He won’t really say anything unless they actually talk to him but he’ll definitely throw in some comments hidden as poetry. 

Tamar is way blunter about it, if she thinks someones being a bitch, they will KNOW. She’s also the one everyone goes to if they need sincere love advice. 

Oh Nikolai and Tolya will swordfight a LOT, for pure entertainment for no reason whatsoever. They do it in weird places too, if a room in the palace is closed....they’re probably fighting there. They do it for HOURS and HOURS until none of them can stand anymore. They also have a weird ammount of sexual tension but its purely one sided on nikolais part

Nikolai and David being nerds.....what a concept......weve seen them literally design a full neon ship from scratch in rear...leigh....please....give us more....pleASE...like, just for entertainment. I feel like they will spend entire afternoons and nights designing and constructing their lil steampunk toys and whatnot. 

Girls nights get crazy (affectionate)

Boys nights get crazy (derogatory)

They like to play a lot, like they'll do board games, and they'll play sports together and shit, and they’re super competitive. Nikolai often plays chess with genya or David, sometimes with zoya too but not that much. Theyll all play cards together, maybe row at the lake too, sometimes they’ll compete swimming. Nikolai Tamar and Zoya are also the kind of people to really love a challenge so you can imagine how that tends to end. Sometimes they bet on it too.

Zoya!!!! acts of service as a love language!!! shell bring you tea and put a blanket over you if you fall asleep!!! its so cute but no one ever mentions it, shell never admit it. 

Dont!!! get me started about the partying. Actually you asked this so deal with the consequences. As I said, nikolai is the craziest one and if you leave him to be something will probably end up on fire. He dances with tamar and genya a LOT. i mean, he does it when he’s sober, but esPECIALLY when drunk. Not so much with Zoya cause if they get too close in such a state something might happen that they both regret in the long run.  And hell flirt with tolya unsuccessfully ace tolya rights .  Tamar also gets batshitcrazy and will indulge him in his bullshit before someone else stops them. David is a bit of a quiet drunk but he has a great time regardless. The girls together are a bLAST, they sing, they dance, they go full on abba at times. Zoya flirts a LOT with Nikolai but he tries rEALLY hard to contain himself. 

I feel like they also share books and opinions about them a lot. They get real passionate about it. And they leave little notes in the pages. If Nikolai is reading a book David gave to him hell find notes that will say “when you finish this chapter come talk to me” “what do you think of this??” and shit like that. Zoya Nikolai and David particularly like murder mysteries, Tamar Nikolai and Genya share adventure books, Genya Zoya Tamar and Tolya all like romance books. Sometimes theyll also read non fiction, it’s not uncommon to see David and Genya comment a chemistry book they've read recently for example. 

I think thats all for now but I do think about these six a lot so idk