#maybe 1.77 is taller than im thinking

[thefailureartist]

Hearing the McElroy brothers talk about how ~tall~ (5'10) Travis and Griffin apparently are only to find out that that's just 1.77 meters is hilarious.

[listening505]

Steve with a tall gf, im 1.80 so taller than all of my friends and their boyfriends are taller than them and i kinda feel insecure about my height but i just know steve would love a girl taller than himself

Steve with a taller reader hcs

a/n: first of all anon i think being tall is great, im 1.77 and all of my friends are basketball players like the shortest is 1.95. so i think you can imagine my situation :( i wish i was taller but i agree with you steve would LOVE a tall girlfriend

Steve would love showing you off

especially s1 or s2 steve

he would buy you high heels bc his parents are filthy rich

and dresses

when you two go to partys he could not take his eyes of you

mostly from your legs

he is a leg man and its okay

like man is down bad

anything he can see your legs is an advantage for him

he is so in love with you and the moment kids realise that they would not let steve go

“baby you look so good tonight i love you so much, i’d die for you”

“sinclair shut up and i do not sound like that”

“you exactly sound like that and you say stuff like ‘you look so hot honey’ ”

“henderson i’ll punch you in the face your teeth will fall out”

“woah, too far.”

“not cool, sorry.”

and he absolutely sounds like that but he won’t talk about that

even tho you’re tall steve is around 1.80-1.82 so he is still taller than you

so when cuddling you’re always the little spoon

cuz his ex girlfriends were always shorter than him he doesn’t know how to be the little spoon but at the same he wants you to feel relaxed

you kinda save him from back problems at a young age so he’s greatful for that

he’d love it if you’d wear his clothes

like they wouldn’t look baggy but more like oversized, you can tell that it was his

and he would melt

like of you wear one of his shirts and maybe a leggings he would lose his mind

he would give you his jackets a lot so after a while it would become a habit, you’d just take his jacket from his pile of clothes, that one jacket would end up in your closet

and 5 other more of his jackets

months later you’d basically own half of his closet and you wouldn’t even realise it but he’d and he LOVES it

man got no problem with that, that’s why he takes you out shopping every saturday, you guys would buy some stuff for you for like 5minutes and then for him for hours because you share the clothes

“sharing is caring babe”