sanjaytawar-blog

[lewis-winters]

my love if you are still taking requests could i pls have some hcs on K Company (Sledge, Snafu, Burgin, Leyden, De L'Eau, Ack Ack and Hillbilly) and how they would survive a slasher movie (particularly Scream franchise if you have seen it?) absolutely no pressure if u dont feel inspired or interested in writing this ! x thank uu

I've only seen the first one, tbh, so I'm not as well versed with the whole franchise, but I've seen my fair share of slasher movies, so I think I'll give this a go! But I'll be operating on the idea that they're in a slasher film together, so unfortunately, not all of them are going to survive. Sorry! It might not be exactly what you asked for!

1) Andrew Haldane and Eddie Jones - Oh no they don't make it. In fact, they're the dead girls who haunt the narrative. Particularly Andy. But Eddie, too, because Andy would not be dead if Eddie had not died first. They were each other's greatest happiness, and inevitable doom. Their romance is the tragedy, and sets the stage for all the shit that's about to go down next.

2) Bill Leyden - practical, smart, pragmatic, you'd think he'd survive, but he's too skeptical, you know? But he's too logical. Almost to a fault. At first, he wields it as his own weapon against the fear, but slowly it morphs from weapon to shield. Then slowly, from shield to outright denial, and as the tension rises and rises, he struggles to keep from breaking until, finally, he crumbles beneath it. Not completely, but just enough to give their killer an in. He's not surviving the night, unfortunately.

3) Jay De L'eau - he is though! Jay's surviving! out of pure dumb luck! He's so quiet, so small and so unassuming, that the killer will forget about him until it is too late. He's the last minute save you wouldn't expect, the car that comes crashing against your slasher, sending him several feet away and far enough to buy everybody else some time, or the shadow that brings something heavy down upon the slasher's head, enough to knock him out and pull everybody else to their feet, crying 'Run!'. He's the guy they find at the end, maybe in the post-credits scene, hiding beneath the rubble or tucked away amongst the shadows, safe and traumatized. But generally untouched.

4) RV Burgin - I don't think he's surviving. He wants to get out, no question. But he's not desperate enough to throw people under the bus, and maybe that was his mistake. He stops running because someone tripped. Turns to look back because someone calls out his name, reaches out to him. Or makes it out, but then realizes his is a hollow victory if he can't manage to take his friends out with him, too. Man, he should've just run, but that's not who Burgie is. He might come back in the sequel though, maybe in a post-credits scene added by the producers after the test screening audiences demand that he be alright bc they love the character too much.

5) Merriell Shelton - ok if there's a likely candidate for the 'someone from the original group who was the Slasher all along' character, it's Snaf; turns out he was Ghostface this whole time! but that feels like too much of an out and a little unfair, so I'll just say that he'll make it almost all the way to the end, but he's going to slip up. And it's going to be because he's so tired. He's so afraid under all that anger, but he's just so tired, too, and it only takes one little slip. One little swing too late. But make no mistake, he fights back. He will be remembered very fondly because he fights back, and the tragedy of it lies in how close he was to getting out. He was so close. But not close enough.

6) Eugene Sledge - FINAL GIRL FINAL GIRL FINAL GIRL ENERGY ARE YOU KIDDING ME?? OF COURSE HE'S FINAL GIRL he's standing over the bloody corpse of their tormentor and he's the only one in his right mind to shoot it more than once to make sure it's dead. He's the one whose rage far surpasses that of the slasher. He's the who comes out of this ordeal alive and fully changed, covered in blood, blurring the lines between victim and perpetrator, and smoking his pipe at the steps of the house or the entrance of the summer camp; red and blue emergency lights flashing over his face as someone puts a blanket over his shoulders.

[flotsambottle]

pt. 2 of six and the kid’s misadventures through the maw because it’s late again and i have a shitty sense of productivity!!

the two simply collapsing and holding each other when they cut off the janitor’s arms, laughing because finally they’ve defeated the monster and he can never do what he did to them to another kid ever again

this of course later devolves into crying because god that was so stressful and way too close and they also might have just killed someone??? they LITERALLY JUST AMPUTATED SOMEONE’S ARMS????? G O D

also the whole “i will risk my entire life for you” thing gets really intense after they leave the lair, esp since every enemy they encounter now is perfectly capable of seeing them

one of them actively acts as a distraction while the other gets what needs to be done done

i.e. getting a key, running to a specific place in the room, pressing switches and moving latches, etc.

it’s usually the kid acting as a distraction because he feels like it’s his responsibility as the older one to protect six, directly and indirectly, as much as he can

despite having massive fears of and issues with being left behind, they are perfectly fine with actually being left behind if it means the other can survive and go on

the kid has defs just “accepted his fate” more than once after helping six into a crawlspace or up into a vent right as their enemy enters the room

thankfully six beats this habit out of him

“you’re either going in or i’m going out — doesn’t matter ‘cause both of us are together and that’s final you stupid, sacrificial little turd”

they probs v emotively signs his name instead of “stupid, sacrificial little turd” because they have yet to learn all the signs for those words

six has their moments like these too, esp when they’re running from smth because they has substantially lower stamina than the kid. once they start really tiring, they let go of his hand and either just stop running or straight up fall to the ground

“faster faster, come on, you can do it, faster, go, go!!”

“i can’t, i can’t, i can’t, i can’t”

thankfully the kid returns the favour and beats the shit out of this habit

lmao the first time they do it he absolutely loses it

“WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!! COME HERE, COME HERE, STUPID, STUPID—”

he carries them when he can but when he himself is out of stamina he just. grabs an arm and drags them with him

all while mumbling shit about stupid ideas and stupid kids with stupid ideas

no, he does not see the irony

they have the worst panic attacks and nightmares because there is no way these kids are escaping their experiences unscathed, and they help each other ride through each one

they also have the longest cuddling sessions after each one

they’re always holding hands when they’re together. one of them will periodically squeeze hands in a silent statement and the other will immediately return the squeeze in a silent answer

“love you”

“love you too”

“you here?”

“always”

“i’m scared”

“me too”

“it’s okay”

“if you say so”

platonic smooches!! my god how have i not already talked about the little kisses they absolutely share with each other shut the fuck your mouth you can’t convince me otherw i s e

the kid tends to give really quick, quiet pecks, typically to six’s forehead, hair, or cheek

six is the one that v exaggeratedly says “muah!” every time they give a kiss, which they do to the kid’s nose, cheek, forehead, hand, and every bruise they can find on him

they also develop special, individual signs for each other!!

where the kid used to refer to six as “six”, he now calls them “brave-heart”

where six used to refer to the kid as “boy”, they now call him “kind-gentle-good”

their universal sign for each other when their individual signs are too tedious is “i love you”

haha can you imagine what kinds of convos would take place as they’re being chased

“I LOVE YOU, HURRY, HURRY, GO GO, HURRY”

“I LOVE YOU, GO FIRST, GO FIRST, GO”

“I LOVE YOU, TOO SMALL, YOU GO FIRST”

more to come when i am not tired and wishing for death!! you can find pt. 1 here btw