#maybe something like spynoms

[eldritchnoms]

Surprised it took you this long to ask me for that one lmaoooo

But :3c

Completely Consume Me | Fucking Devour Me | Swallow Me Whole | Eat me | No Thanks | Who? | God No | Maybe a Snack | Pretty Tasty | Enjoyable Meal | Absolutely Delicious | Hungry Now! | FEED ME

As a certified pred-prey switch I feel obliged to tell you all I would absolutely love to get eaten by him, but also that I would absolutely devour him myself.

Yeah my boy Johnny is 100% a taunting, prideful pred (but harmless), the type who'd get a full gut and relax in a hot tub, soaking happily and maybe even sipping some wine or champagne. But I bet he tastes absolutely amazing. Like an absolute delicacy even, you just can't stop savouring him before properly swallowing, like the best candy in your life. Of course he won't be happy. And will scold you- But it's all worth it!

I want to be eaten by him, but I also really want to eat him. And I just might!!