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#maybe the true eldritch horror is the shrimp we met along the way
jessepinwheel · 4 months
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I love it when people use "shrimp" to mean "beyond the human range". like "shrimp colors" but applied to other things. "shrimp emotions" "shrimp sounds" "shrimp morality", as if shrimp are living some kind of transcendent existence that humans can never comprehend
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lennyinlordran · 4 months
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Just be practical about it.
I don't have morals because we care about people's feelings, what are you, 5-years old?
I have morals because pissing people off without having an excuse, being a hypocrite, and being inconsistent is impractical.
I don't adhere too your silly, empathy based morality, where punching fascists is somehow worse than eating meat.
I have Shrimp morality.
Where being correct and practical is virtuous.
Where violence is actually fine if it's in self-defense,
And you don't have to pretend to comfort people you don't give a shit about.
Shirmp morality is the best morality.
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