#mcdonlads official

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Anyone working on one of these for the corpoverse yet?

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you wouldn't believe how often this happens.

 “hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for you?”

“yeah can i get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?”

“absolutely, do you want the meal or just the sandwich?’

“uuuuuh hold on”

*fishes something out of my pocket*

“mikey what do i do?”

“get the fries. youll need the energy in the coming days”

*stuffs it back in my pocket*

“uhh yes please  the meal would be great”

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McDonlads??

yes, my child?

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I’ll take some ice cream if your machine isn’t broken

if it is broken…I’ll just take any oil you have in the back.

sorry, we only serve oil-flavored ice cream, and @non-tyrannical-usa bought it all :/

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I need to order YOU. with some fries on the side :]

um

here you go

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We are the chosen fast-food restaurant of CEO-murderers.

(and the chosen restaurant of murderer-catchers)

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McDonald’s can we be mutuals so I can flex to my friends please

I’ll get McDonald’s tomorrow if you agree

get mcdonlad's today and we'll talk.

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it has come to my attention that i haven't blessed FastFoodiverse with the best image ever.

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tomorrow is halloween

HELL YEAH

i'm gonna go as Grimace, and twerk

call that the Grimace Shake

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i think that fewer people would have depression if they just bought our Happy Meals

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mcdonalds i ordered a number 7 and instead i got my cat...

i guess i just don't see the problem...

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I'm hungry

damn bro that's rough

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What do you know of Larry's murder? (Seems like he fell off the roof, pal.)

Got any trace of foul play? (I don't ask questions. I just sweep.)

What did you find inside of the body? (Here's my autopsy report.)

Have you a bead on any lead, 'cause I need it today!

Actually a piece of evidence was stolen!

Stolen?

Yeah our Blue Badger security camera.

Up on the roof we had it stationed! (And this... badger was a witness?)

Filming the world through cold dead eyes! (So the murderer removed it)

*Unitelligable ooghs*

Uh, translation? (Beats me pal. He keeps saying that.)

I think a view up on the roof could undo a few lies!

Get off my roof, you spike-haired nimrod! (Hey, Ms. Oldbag! You work here?)

Find someone else to go impugn! (Look, my friend's on trial for murder...)

Take it from me, that girl is a killer! (Have you even MET her?)

The push and the fall, I saw it all in the light of the moon!

I have to go... But Maya's innocent, you'll see!

Stay off my roof, whippersnapper!

is that Starkid? i don't recognize it.

but i'll do you one better.

What do YOU know about rolling down in the deep

When your brain goes numb, you can call that mental freeze

When these people talk too much, put that shit in slow motion, yeah

I feel like an astronaut in the ocean, ayy

What you know about rollin' down in the deep?

When your brain goes numb, you can call that mental freeze

When these people talk too much, put that shit in slow motion, yeah

I feel like an astronaut in the ocean

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i feel like i should put out a (one? two? three???) statement(s) regarding recent events at our fine establishment.

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We McHave It

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Hello can I get an uhhhhhhh

Microwave with a side of 24 raw bookshelves, a raw egg, a ground table, and a large sprite. That will be all, thank you!

~ @definitely-spirit-halloween

What a McOrder...