#me now: helpmehelpmehelpmehelpme

[kringe]

I'm glad I escaped my abusive household but living in the suburbs is a fucking nightmare that episode of always sunny wasn't lying

[limitedlifevigil]

Every Player’s Last Words for every death

Sorted by player: Bdubs: 14: “Oh. h0t. NoO~” 17: “Come on! Come on, Mumbo!” 36: “I’m fine! I’m okay! Okay! Okay, I don’t have it, I’m out!” 39: “Okay! Alright! I had to do that, I had to. Okay. Alright. Etho, give me th-” BigB: 32: “Am I going to blow up now? Is this where I blow up- No! Lizzie, No! Help!” 33: “Oh no-!” 45: “No, Cleo! This is not- I’m going to die! Cleo!” Cleo: 11: “No! You absolute- No. No. No~” 13: "Oh nooo! Joel, you genius!” 48: “Helpmehelpmehelpmehelpme” 52: “I’m with you.” 55: “Oh, here we go!”

Etho: 40: (none) 53: “Ren, you’re gon’ get- no!” 57: “You know how it ended last time, Joel.”

Grian:  01: “Guys, please tell me you’re the Boogeyman so you can make this happen.” 12: “What? Mumbo… NO! NOOOOOOOOOOO-” 31: “What the- AY! Martyn! No! No! Noo~” 56: “Not like this! Not like this!!”

Impulse: 22: “So let’s go ahead and do that- wh- oh hey! Hey! What! Wha-” 28: “Hey hey hey hey, HEY! NO! NOOOOOO~” 37: (none)

Jimmy: 24: (none) 29: “No, I’m not, I can’t- I can’t be gone. No! I’m actually dying I’m-”

Joel: 03: “Sorry! I’m so sorry! Nooooooooo-!” 05: “AAARRRGH!” 08: “You got to stop, I’m cured! I’m cured! I’m not the Boogeyman anym-” 19: “Haig- Hi guys! *strained noises* What’s going on?” 58: “Not like this! Leave me leave me! Team? Team!?”

Lizzie: 04: “You’re going to have to kill someone else, Joel.” 21: “You blew up my secret chest!” 25: “Jimmy- Oh my gosh! No!” 38: “Woah! Bdubs! What are you doing?”

Martyn: 47: “Ow! What was that? Oh, it was cacti. OH-” 54: “Oh not the dogs not the dogs not the dogs not the dogs- no!” 60: “Oh no no no no I’ve fallen down a hole! Oh no! No no no no! Oh, there’s zombies here as well!”

Mumbo: 02: “Oh oh oh!! No, I’m not okay!!!!” 06: “Oh, I’ve got diamond tools now, guys! This is fantastic - WAIT WOAH” 18: “That was me! That was me! *laughs*- Oh! Oh! Oh!” 30: “I almost killed myself! Oh my goodness! No! I’m on two hearts!”

Pearl: 09: “Lizzie! I don’t want to die! I don’t want to die!” 41: "Ah! That hurts! Oh my! Oh! Uh oh. Uh oh. Uh oh.” 44: “I’m regretting my choices! I’m very much regretting my choices!” 51: “Oh dear! Oh no! That didn’t work at all!” 59: “Why is he targeting me right now, this is- he’s killing all my dogs. Oh no! Oh no!”

Ren: 42: “What are you guys doing!? Stop! Aarg-” 50: “HO! HO! NOOOOO!” 61: “Stupid skele-”

Scar: 15: “I think it’s a bomb! I don’t know what’s happening! Nooooo, no you’re not~” 16: “Wait no, seriously - No! No! NONONONO! WaitWaitWait, I got this! I got this! It’s magic!” 23: “Oh shoot! Can we break through? Oh no! It’s gonnaaA~” 46: “Kill the witch! Kill the witch!”

Scott: 07: “We can fight him, Pearl - Pearl - PEARL!” 26: “Oh my goodness, Mumbo!” 49: N/A 62: “There we go! Finally! The amount of arrows it took for the zombie to finish him off! Hallelujah! Jesus! We finally did it! Just me, and Binkie. We finally did it. There’s only one way-”

Skizz: 10: “Oh! Man, he got me. Very good. Very good I HATE HIM!” 27: “I ca- I’m trying to get out of here!” 34: “Oh, they got backup now! Ooh gimmie that.”

Tango: 20: “I can’t get through! Nooooo~” 35: “Oh! People coming in!” 43: “And I think…. that… WHOO-”

Sorted by Episode: (Thanks to @orca-iguana​ for the recommendation!)

Episode 1: 01 (Grian): “Guys, please tell me you’re the Boogeyman so you can make this happen.”

Episode 2: 02 (Mumbo): “Oh oh oh!! No, I’m not okay!!!!” 03 (Joel): “Sorry! I’m so sorry! Nooooooooo-!” 04 (Lizzie): “You’re going to have to kill someone else, Joel.” 05 (Joel): “AAARRRGH!” 06 (Mumbo): “Oh, I’ve got diamond tools now, guys! This is fantastic - WAIT WOAH” 07 (Scott): “We can fight him, Pearl - Pearl - PEARL!” 08 (Joel): “You got to stop, I’m cured! I’m cured! I’m not the Boogeyman anym-” Episode 3: 09 (Pearl): “Lizzie! I don’t want to die! I don’t want to die!”

Episode 4: 10 (Skizz): “Oh! Man, he got me. Very good. Very good I HATE HIM!” 11 (Cleo): “No! You absolute- No. No. No~” 12 (Grian): “What? Mumbo… NO! NOOOOOOOOOOO-” 13 (Cleo): "Oh nooo! Joel, you genius!” 14 (Bdubs): “Oh. h0t. NoO~”

Episode 5: 15 (Scar): “I think it’s a bomb! I don’t know what’s happening! Nooooo, no you’re not~” 16 (Scar): “Wait no, seriously - No! No! NONONONO! WaitWaitWait, I got this! I got this! It’s magic!”

Episode 6: 17 (Bdubs): “Come on! Come on, Mumbo!” 18 (Mumbo): “That was me! That was me! *laughs*- Oh! Oh! Oh!” 19 (Joel): “Haig- Hi guys! *strained noises* What’s going on?” 20 (Tango): “I can’t get through! Nooooo~” 21 (Lizzie): “You blew up my secret chest!” 22 (Impulse): “So let’s go ahead and do that- wh- oh hey! Hey! What! Wha-” 23 (Scar): “Oh shoot! Can we break through? Oh no! It’s gonnaaA~” 24 (Jimmy): (none) 25 (Lizzie): “Jimmy- Oh my gosh! No!” 26 (Scott): “Oh my goodness, Mumbo!” 27 (Skizz): “I ca- I’m trying to get out of here!”

Episode 7: 29 (Jimmy): “No, I’m not, I can’t- I can’t be gone. No! I’m actually dying I’m-” 30 (Mumbo): “I almost killed myself! Oh my goodness! No! I’m on two hearts!” 31 (Grian): “What the- AY! Martyn! No! No! Noo~” 32 (BigB): “Am I going to blow up now? Is this where I blow up- No! Lizzie, No! Help!” 33 (BigB): “Oh no-!” 34 (Skizz): “Oh, they got backup now! Ooh gimmie that.” 35 (Tango): “Oh! People coming in!” 36 (Bdubs): “I’m fine! I’m okay! Okay! Okay, I don’t have it, I’m out!” 37 (Impulse): (none) 38 (Lizzie): “Woah! Bdubs! What are you doing?” 39 (Bdubs): “Okay! Alright! I had to do that, I had to. Okay. Alright. Etho, give me th-”

Episode 8:    40 (Etho): (none) 41 (Pearl): "Ah! That hurts! Oh my! Oh! Uh oh. Uh oh. Uh oh.” 42 (Ren): “What are you guys doing!? Stop! Aarg-” 43 (Tango): “And I think…. that… WHOO-” 44 (Pearl): “I’m regretting my choices! I’m very much regretting my choices!” 45 (BigB): “No, Cleo! This is not- I’m going to die! Cleo!” 46 (Scar): “Kill the witch! Kill the witch!” 47 (Martyn): “Ow! What was that? Oh, it was cacti. OH-” 48 (Cleo): “Helpmehelpmehelpmehelpme” 49 (Scott): N/A

Episode 9: 50 (Ren): “HO! HO! NOOOOO!” 51 (Pearl): “Oh dear! Oh no! That didn’t work at all!” 52 (Cleo): “I’m with you.” 53 (Etho): “Ren, you’re gon’ get- no!” 54 (Martyn): “Oh not the dogs not the dogs not the dogs not the dogs- no!” 55 (Cleo): “Oh, here we go!” 56 (Grian): “Not like this! Not like this!!” 57 (Etho): “You know how it ended last time, Joel.” 58 (Joel): “Not like this! Leave me leave me! Team? Team!?” 59 (Pearl): “Why is he targeting me right now, this is- he’s killing all my dogs. Oh no! Oh no!” 60 (Martyn): “Oh no no no no I’ve fallen down a hole! Oh no! No no no no! Oh, there’s zombies here as well!” 61 (Ren): “Stupid skele-” 62 (Scott): “There we go! Finally! The amount of arrows it took for the zombie to finish him off! Hallelujah! Jesus! We finally did it! Just me, and Binkie. We finally did it. There’s only one way-”