GUESS WHO JUST GOT TAYLOR SWIFT TICKETS?!?!?!?
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I just want to smooth foul legacy, patting his head and telling him he's doing a good job trying to live a more ''human'' life because hes the most caring and sweet living being ever <3
oh he would appreciate that so much, he tries so hard to be as human as possible for you- but in all honesty, you love him just the way he is, armor and all!! it's the fact that he does try that makes your heart melt, how he puts in the effort just for you- but you always tell him that you still love his Abyssal traits. there's nothing quite like getting home from a long day's work and being scooped up by a happy, purring Foul Legacy, feeling him snuggle his face into your neck and knead your back with his gentle claws
sometimes Legacy feels bad for not being able to give you a more ordinary relationship- he's very aware how your life was basically turned upside down when you met him (in the best way possible), but you simply laugh kindly and kiss his forehead, because to you, it's his love and caring for you that makes him the most human, not his physical form. you adore him both as Childe and as Foul Legacy, and nothing will ever change that. still, he'll never say no to headpats, especially ones that end with him curled around you for a well-deserved nap!!
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"yeah, rolan's a paladin, kian's a bard, and rand would probably be a wizard or something" no. no. no. you don't get it. you don't Get it. he's a paladin. a defender of humanity, a fighter against the unholy. he was a PALADIN TIEFLING. he was fighting monsters and evils that were reflected back in his eyes [and it was unintentional.] he was a paladin tiefling and he was a lawyer infected and he picked love time and time again and you don't Get It
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https://www.tumblr.com/baeshijima/749895802674118656/knight-in-stumbling-armor-gepard-scrambling-to?source=share
this is the funniest thing ever like??
reader: *knocks something over* oh! i'm sor—
gepard, from the opposite side of the room: *ears progressively turn redder the more he speaks* so the wind dares to disrupt our peace! *raises swords and points it to the wind??* challenge me, i dare you! *starts swinging his sword at NOTHING like a lovesick FOOL*
the silvermane guards watching him with visible question marks hovering above their heads and you watching him in amusement only flusters him further but your adorable and grateful smile makes him think it's worth it
NO BC LITERALLY 😭 as the man that he is, he would gladly (albeit through a severely burning face and neck) put himself in embarrassments way to save ur name !!
his guards would just be having the most whiplash moment of their lives tho bc wdym their captain who, mind you, was just lecturing them about protocol and citizen safety is the same man now manically waving his fist and guitar case at the air with words of vengeance? and wdym their ever-so stoic and composed captain is now a bright red with literal steam emitting from his person?? is a dream or are they about to die????
but also imagining serval and lynxs reactions is so funny bc like,,,
serval: THAT'S MY LIL GEPPIE!
lynx: i do not know this man.
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“ed nygma gotham fox is bipolar”
*the crowd cheers*
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posted february 1 2017
description: "Night Made... YEAR MADE! A cheeky walk-by meeting of Trey Parker during interval at The Book Of Mormon in Melbs.
#DibgDongHello #FukYeh"
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