#mean girls incorrect quotes

[incorrectplastics]

[whatever-color-of-the-rainbow]

Damian: So how's the hideously inappropriate crush on Regina going?

Cady: Pretty good, pretty good. I should be ready to kill myself any day now.

[sexycornenthusiast]

Gretchen: If a beautiful woman disagrees with me I will immediately change my views. I have no principles

Regina: Well, maybe you should have principles

Gretchen: You're right maybe I should

[frogs00]

Janis: Can you guys at least try and see things from my perspective?!

Regina bends over, and everyone follows

Regina: Done.

Janis: Fuck you all!

[ithrewawaymyshot]

Gretchen: You know, people treat me like a god. Karen: How? Gretchen: They ignore my existence unless they need something.

[sweetface-the-dollbaby]

Cady after Karen started her on a skincare routine: so is it… “giving dew”? Gretchen: maybe Mountain Dew Regina: shut up Gretchen

[incorrectplastics]

[whatever-color-of-the-rainbow]

Cady: Aren’t the stars pretty neat?

Regina: *mumbles* You're the prettiest star...

Cady: Hmm? What was that?

Regina: I said I want to hit you with my car.

[sexycornenthusiast]

Regina: I can't currently even formulate anything stronger than "I'll kill you". Please threaten yourself for me

Karen: I'm going to saw off my feet!! :D

[spidercookie18]

Absolutely losing it to the title loading in wrong while I'm trying to watch The Lost Boys hgskhfnvncnzsv

"On Wednesdays, we wear pink, Michael" 💅🏼

[frogs00]

Cady: Why is everyone so obsessed with top or bottom? Honestly I’d just be excited to have a bunk bed!

Janis: …

Janis: I’m going to tell her

Damian: Don’t you dare.

[ithrewawaymyshot]

Gretchen, texting: Answer your phone Regina, texting back: Wait a minute, I can’t find my phone Gretchen: Understood Gretchen, 5 minutes later: You’re a terrible person. You know you’re killing me. You’re killing me, Regina.