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cactusprisms · 1 year

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*rubs my grubby little mitts together* @sparklecryptid I have been rotating this concept in my mind for like a week now.

Cassia Furrowridge, a Hyur, as far as anyone on Eorzea is concerned, a Conjurer and adventurer, because very few other jobs will take someone who walks out of nowhere with no identification. She has had a chronic headache, minor but still present, since the calamity, when she arrived, that’s the result of her slightly weird echo, an existential crisis scheduled everyday for noon so she can actually get things done, and a decently clear recollection of the narrative of this world.

(She is also based on me and I am always worried about everything all of the time so, her carbie is her emotional support. Love Carbie.)

Her partner is Distant River, a hellsguard Roegadyn Marauder who is basically my in game wol. Whom I love. Big lady. Also an absolute nerd. In game she changed her name to Estella River because she thought it sounded nicer. Shard of Azem. Youngest child in her family.

#Cassia’s soul looks weird because it hasn’t been through the source or any shards lifestream #and she is weird because she herself isn’t from any shard and so is missing a lot of stuff that people would consider basic knowledge #meanwhile Estella’s whole life is that one John mulaney delta airlines skit #’go kill something’ ‘Oh-kay!’#mixed with ‘you know those days when you’re like. This might as well happen?’#anyway Cass manages to save some if not all of the scions from being massacred #Through the technique of ‘throw up a shield and hold it up like your life depends on it because it does’#(it will turn out later that if she’s using a lot of mp she doesn’t have a headache)#(she does not notice this at the time on account of Panik)#This concludes this round of infodump please inform me if you wish to talk more #or in fact if you wish to tell me about yours bc I’m here for that #my writing

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