#meanwhile i bath the dog one (1) time at normans he tracks bath water and fur all over the penthouse and norman is like

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immensely funny concept: i go to give rufus a bath at some point when tony is at my place and after about 15 minutes he suddenly hears me go “wait, NO-” as rufus leaps from the tub and makes a break for it.

by the time i fumble out of the bathroom tony’s just standing there with the soaking wet dog wrapped up in his cape because it’s the only thing that was laying on hand and neither of them are very happy with the situation.