#meanwhile izumi bit the ministers when she was a kid and wishes she could beat up the council (she beats up other people but the paperwork.)
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true love is holding back from hurting people that you and your boyfriend both hate so he doesn’t have to do paperwork afterwards
#‘what the fuck are u talking abou—‘ THE ZU.KKA IN MY HEAD BOY#they hate the council so much the ministers are always on zuko’s ass and they’re assholes to sokka and treat him like he’s less#and the only reason that they (mostly sokka) don’t snap is because zuko would have to do paperwork…and send their families letters….gross#my personal headcanon for them and their weird little family is that…they would all kill if they had the chance but some of them go for it#sokka’s like ‘i wish i could hit them so bad when they say stupid shit’ and zukos like ‘mmmrmmrmr but the paperwork…’#(which is good the paperwork holds zuko back from a lot of things)#meanwhile izumi bit the ministers when she was a kid and wishes she could beat up the council (she beats up other people but the paperwork.)#and druk has killed so many people once he got big enough to eat a whole person#and that was an interesting week for zuko where the pros was that the worst of the council got eaten vs the cons that were just….#the paperwork.#if the divorce au was about…an actual divorce i think that they just wouldn’t get divorced formally#cause imagine the paperwork#anyway sorry for rambling about my headcanons and zukka’s little murderous kids do u think i’m cute ?#vee keep talking
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