#meanwhile stack and mary would offer consulting fees to read vampire scripts
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the og Dracula movie starring Bela Lugosi came out in 1931 only one year before the events of sinners and the Bram Stoker's Dracula by Francis Ford Coppola came out in 1992 the same year the movie ends so like you think Sammie watched either of those films and was like, this is some grade-a bullshit
#sinners#sinners 2025#sammie moore#sammie watching bela in his funky little cape and gentlemen like air like “that irish devil did NOT act like that”#sammie watching coppola's dracula turn into a werewolf and fuck lucy out in the open in a garden#could that irish devil do that too!?#rip sammie you woulda hated twilight#someone tries to get sammie to read interview with a vampire and he's like#wait the vampire is a plantation owner? absolutely not the fuck at least my irish devil didn't do all that#rip sammie you might've loved jacob anderson in the reboot#sammie is convinced to sit down and watch fright night 1985#and is like oh wow they got those teeth and drool CORRECT was there another survivor that night???#chaos pikachu speaks#sammie trying to survive the vampire genre for the next 40 years rip#meanwhile stack and mary would offer consulting fees to read vampire scripts
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