#chaos pikachu speaks

[chaos0pikachu]

"so what is word of honor about"

chepie I don't fucking know, like legit I could not tell you what the Actual Plot as intended is something about a glazed donut that got the whole sword society in a tizzy b/c some dead dude a decade ago tweaked out from mercury poisoning and all his secrets were kept in the burn book locked away in elsa's frozen palace.

the bits that anyone actually cares about are two bottom-4-bottom retired villains, one an ex assassin with martial arts cancer and 8 nipples who wants to drink and die in peace, the other one of the most dramatic men you will ever meet who sprouts corny ass poetry and lines with negative shame cause why be ashamed baby we all die sometime and they become soulmates [censored] raise 3 kids together until one of their ex's comes back for a 2 episode sub plot like a mid-season love interest in a sitcom that got kicked off the show quick b/c everyone hated their ass and then the sword society shows back up b/c the prettiest assassin you will ever meet with the biggest daddy issues you will ever see didn't listen to his fucking lesbian girl gang and drop his broke ass daddy who never ONCE complimented his banging eye makeup and hair decided to Make Plot Shit Happen b/c it's like episode 34 and we gotta wrap! this! shit! up! and then someone sneezes so the show reenacts the scene where Mulan took out the Huns and then our bottom retired villain husbands get to ACTUALLY fucking retire and one of them gets a new sesshomaru wig and it's glorious

[cistematicchaos]

As a queer disabled middle child, I'm used to being despised and ostracized and being put in the spotlight for the sole purpose of others describing just how and why they hate me, so this month Im pairing with the tumblr pikachu cosplayer-

[chrismcleaneatspants]

General season 2 opinions. MASSIVE TDI 2023 season 2 spoilers ahead (as well as a huge wall of text.) You've been warned.

Ok, so here's everything I like about the season (I can count them on my fingers)

-There were some funny jokes

-MKulia was entertaining and it's now in my top 5 favorite ships, but it's not perfect, as I'll explain later

-Hockey dudes were a joy to watch I suppose

-Bowie stole the show as usual

-There are a lot of neat challenges (The canoe, slide, and dog challenges was a particular stand outs to me)

-MK herself was really funny

-MacArthur's cameo was a surprise to be sure, but a welcome one, and she bounces off of Chris really well

-Duncney is still broken up lol

Honestly that's about it in terms of positives, cuz I have a million other negatives for this supposed sequel to (imo) the best written season of the show.

-The Relationships were the single worst aspect about this season full stop. Ripaxel and Praleb are probably the worst couples the show has ever subjected me to. For Ripaxel, they basically removed anything interesting Ripper had going on and Axel wasn't allowed to live up to any kind of hype she created because one lame ass poem turned her into Ripper's girlfriend for the remaining duration of her run, only for the both of them to be tossed aside in episode 7 in perhaps the worst double elimination in the entire show.

-Praleb started off ok. I thought it was gonna be a one-sided crush plot initially before Episode 6. They had a couple cute moments before episode 8, of which their screentime became suffocating because afterwards is was this painful back and forth where Caleb tried explaining himself and Priya would be mad at him, then ally with him, then be mad at him again like it was so tiresome. By the time they got together in the finale again, I was wishing they had just followed up on Pramien instead. Caleb by himself was funny in the first half of season 2 and Priya was great in season 1, but the two of them together were insufferable

-Speaking of Priya, she went from one of the best characters in season 1 to one of the worst in season 2. Why did she have to make it all the way to episode fucking 12 after winning season 1?? Just for some generic heterosexual romance? They also made her so dumb with shit like knowing Julia is manipulating her but then getting a surprise Pikachu face when Julia manipulated her??? You spent your entire life preparing for this show, how the fuck did you not see this coming???

-Segwayying into Julia, she's the worst antagonist full stop. I've never seen such an absolute downgrade of a character. She was a goat in season 1 who was aware of her situation and acted accordingly because the stakes were real. Here? Reality basically warps around her just to keep her in the game. She does things characters would never fall for in season 1 and they just go with it?? They insist on keeping her in the finale and do basically nothing interesting with her. She's not even as funny as Island Heather at the end of the day.

-I mentioned MKulia earlier, so I'll just get to it here: I like it in concept. Two evil sapphics causing chaos together is really fun. My main issue is that it was very sudden. They both were not fans of each other at the end of season 1 and now I'm supposed to just believe they became friends off screen? I mean, I guess, but it's kinda cheap. I would have really liked it if it was straight up enemies to lovers ngl. Also the fact MK had very little agency outside of being Julia's lackey doesn't help either. I want to point to the fake contract thing, for instance. Why did Julia do that? That sounds like an MK thing to do.

-Time to dive into other characters: Damien is an absolute fucking tragedy. At the end of season 1, Damien had one ambition: win next season. They kinda did that, sure, but they regressed Damien into being a complete coward to do so, not to mention he didn't even go all the way either. Damien didn't get a W until episode 6 and tbh that was his only W. By the end of his tenure, I was left confused on what the point of his run was. (I'll come back to this later.)

-What was the point of Nichelle? Like seriously, what did she contribute to the season at all? They didn't do the ironic underdog story with her, and considering she was getting all egotistical and aggressive, i thought she was gonna be the antagonist for sure...until Julia got rid of her in episode 5 in a way that really shouldn't make sense cuz like Nichelle is an actual celebrity that stars in blockbuster movies, I'm pretty sure she could sniff a fake contract a mile away, right?

-Hockey dudes were great, but I felt like they were very dumbed down at times? Like they were just generic dumb dudes that just meandered around a lot of the time (Wayne in particular just straight up floated away from a challenge at one point)

-Bowie was alright too. His line delivery is great as usual, but let's not kid ourselves: In a well written season, he'd be going straight for Julia the next time his team lost. Bowraj was nice to see even if the season didn't really do a whole lot with it

-Am I the only one who thinks this season is a tad bit misogynistic? Like this is the shortest them phase the show as ever had (to the point where i'd argue teams don't really matter) and 4 of the 5 team phase boots were girls. Millie and Emma in particular were really bad. Like, you could make Millie a team phase boot without like shitting on her that hard. And Emma got like fuck all closure outside of breaking up with Chase off screen like wow, way to utilize such a high potential character, Fresh. And this is saying nothing about how the girls that did make it to the merge had plots basically dominated by romance and like nothing else. And then there's MKulia which is apparently intended to be a friendship but like is written like a romantic one at times. It gives me all-stars gwourtney vibes and (as a fan of gwourtney myself) not in a good way. At least MK and Julia were somewhat in character I guess, but they had their edges really sanded off and honestly as a friendship (situationship?) it's a complete downgrade from Millie and Priya in so many ways

-And another thing: who's the protagonist this season? Outside of Praleb, who am I supposed to care for? Who am I supposed to root for? By the halfway mark, the show doesn't really make any convincing arguments to root for like anyone there outside of maybe Damien? And he went gone in episode 10, so like, hockey dudes? No one has an interesting enough narrative for me to care.

-The immunity idol stinks as usual. Like, why did Damien do THE SAME FUCKING THING HEATHER DID IN ALL-STARS?? That actually pissed me off so much holy shit. The immunity idol as it stands in the show is basically a shitty plot device made to keep characters in as there's no real strategy revolved around it.

-Oh and another minor thing: Owen's cameo sucks, and that's entirely due to him not being physically aged up at all and just being a vehicle for the same dumb jokes they always make with him. so stupid

-Anyways, I spend an entire season with two shitass straight relationships taking up screentime, a whole multiude of potential plotlines from last season (pramien) and this season (scary girl's revenge, millie being the new ripper, damien's comeback, julia having internal conflict over her friendship (feelings?) for MK) being set up and just nothing being done with them, and characters in general just being nerfed or borderline out of character (Ripper) and what am I rewarded with?

-Soar Losers. The most boring nothing finale in the entire show. The choices for finalists suck, Wayne, while being the least bad option for a winner (and i do still like him a lot), is still a mid ass winner in the grand scheme of the entire show. And more praleb drama? fuck off I hate them so much. The challenge did not feel finale worthy at all, and honestly it was the worst challenge in the whole season. On top of being a bunch of nothing, the show decides to bring back the worst trope it ever had: losing hair as karma. I almost ragequit the episode on the spot that shit makes me so irrationally mad. I think it's even worse here because Julia still had hair after the fact, which makes it seem like they were aware it's not a popular TD trope but wanted to half commit to it anyways for the sake of tradition or something. Terrible finale to an already decently sized letdown of a season, but it has some ok MKulia moments I guess. The finale was just emblematic of the entire season, where things just happen and you're just expected to go along with everything. (Also side note how come Chase wasn't the one to jump off of the cart for pizza immediately?)

TL;DR reboot season 2 imo was a step down in every conceivable way from season 1 apart of i guess comedy and it's left a very sour taste in my mouth. I'm probably missing a few points that I'll add onto later but man it feels nice putting my opinion out there.

[luminnara]

Do you have any headcannons for either zombie reader getting jealous of Paul flirting his way to his meals, or harpy reader getting jealous for the same reason?

Yes 😌 you know I’ll always talk about my monster readers

Zombie!Reader and Paul:

-you catch him flirting pretty early on because it’s kind of his thing and he does it constantly, with you and with everybody he wants to chomp on

-at first, you manage to just ignore it. You always have to eat people to survive, so you get it. He’s just got sexier hunting tactics than you, whatever.

-but as you keep watching the way he hits on humans and whispers in their ears, it starts getting to you

-you start wondering if maybe he would rather be with someone who’s got, like, a beating heart. Or who doesn’t need to eat brain matter. Or whose flesh isn’t kinda weird.

-you consider trying to hunt the way he does to make HIM jealous, but it’s…a little bit harder for you when you’re stressed and hungry and very quickly losing a lot of your cognitive ability

-he notices that your hunting isn’t going as well as it used to and he gets super worried that you aren’t eating enough. He’ll start ripping the heads off his victims and bringing them back for you to get the brains out

-when you finally explain to him that you’re jealous, he’s like [surprised pikachu meme] :0 and immediately fucks your brains out to show you that you’re the only ghoul for him

Harpy!reader and Marko

-oh man

-fire and brimstone

-chaos

-you’ve finally snapped after watching him flirt his way to a meal AGAIN and now you’re throwing things and refusing to let him in the nest

-and he is CONFUSED

-“babe this is how I always hunt??? Please stop throwing things, you’re scaring the pigeons—“

-David yells at him to calm you down or ELSE because he needs his beauty sleep

-when you finally agree to let Marko speak, he apologizes, trying to explain that humans are just constantly drawn to vampires and they’re just naturally alluring so he’s always hunted by flirting with them to get them away from the crowd

-and you huff and let him into the nest, and he makes sure to pamper you all night 😌

[alolanrain]

Could I see Uncle Drayden with Ash moments because it would be neat (bonus points if there is TA Au)?

love grumpy nut supportive Uncle Drayden

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it was a brand new day in Unova and despite the need, Ash found himself in the kitchen at the ass crack of dawn. Pikachu echoing his yawn before slinking up onto the cold marble counter.

they weren't alone though, as Drayden made his discontent known by grunting. though he didn't say anything as he watched Pikachu flump down onto the cool stone. blurry yellow eyes moving between the mouse and it's Trainer.

Ash did nothing but stare back. gaze blurring as another alarm went off from his Pokedex.

it was the second one that's gone off, the first one was thirty minutes prior, and Ash had swatted it away the second time. assuming he'd gotten all his alarms already.

Ash whined and made a truly pathetic attempt to reach it. chest bumping against the edge of the island counter.

there was an angry sigh and Ash deflated. hands barley curling into a fist as his body went lax as he watched Drayden move away from the counter corner he shoved himself in with his cup of coffee earlier. the annoying ringing stopped and, unlike Ash, he searched to see if there was any more alarms active before turning the devise off. putting it face down onto the counter before facing Ash.

"You're bag packed?" he mumbled. moving around the counter to stand next to the young adult.

Ash grunted in agreement. moving to squish his face against the cool counter like Pikachu.

"The egg all ready to go?"

Ash groaned in agreement yet again but it dragged out as Drayden ran a hand through his messy hair. scratching gently at his scalp.

"When does your plane take off again?"

Ash struggled to shift his face so that his mouth free so he could speak. hissing under his breath as a beam of fresh morning sun peaked past the kitchen blinds.

"Like in three hour's, I think."

"Pi." Pikachu agreed. though his voice was truly muffled from where he was face planted.

Drayden's hand was rough and calloused but it was warm as it dragged down from his hair. fingers petting softly down his neck before palming at a knot in Ash's shoulder. thumb digging in and drawing out plenty of appreciative groans.

to be honest, Drayden had cackled like a maniac when his sister informed him of Ash's now job. being a Teacher's Assistant and stuck in a class with snot slicked kids was definitely not something Ash would do willingly. he's very much a free spirit like Delia, born to run and cause as much Chaos in the name of good or what ever the fuck Delia had described herself in their early years. Drayden was happy that Ash was already on the plane to Unova when Delia had called him. asking if his Nephew could chill there for the night as he had a layover until his plane to Alola was ready.

Teacher's Assistant.

Dear Kyurem, he could already feel a giggle of all things building in his throat.

"So," Drayden paused to take a sip of his coffee, eyeing it and seeing how empty it was getting, "Alola?"

he abandoned his position by Ash's side. annoying the loud annoyingly high pitched whine that came from his nephew. filling up his cup again before leaning next to the coffee maker. eyeing Ash with a soft chuckle as the boy sighed harshly. pushing himself off the counter and head bobbing.

"Yeah." Ash grumbled. scrubbing at his face to try and wipe the exhaustion away. "Apparently Oak has a cousin in Alola who's a Principal. his name is like... Samson or something. He has a teacher who's in need of a TA for a class who has some kind of special special-needs kid."

"Special Special-needs?"

"I don't know what's up with them." Ash continued to rub at his face. mushing his voice every now and then but it was still easy to hear him since Alder hadn't gotten up yet. "their supposed to give me files on all the kids when I show up."

Drayden hummed, eye's narrowing in thought.

"At least Alola's warm." he pointed out. "that's gotta count for something, right?"

"Yeah," Ash heaved another heavy sigh, "It is warm, and the Principal paying for all the plane tickets there as well."

"Expensive?"

"Very."

The two looked at each other, eye to eye, before breaking down in laughter.

Drayden moved and drained the last mouthfuls of coffee before setting his cup in the sink. grubbing his keys off the island counter and motioned for Ash to get up. ruffling his hair while scooping up Pikachu, who flopped like a ragdoll due to being asleep.

"Go get your bag's kid. it's a half an hour drive to the airport from here."

[duckapus]

The New Girl

Basically I realized that all of Desmond's friends are either significantly younger than him (relatively speaking) and really more-so his brother's friends, or live in other universes (since he, Pikachu and Crown kind of just Incidentally got lumped in with the teenage Avatars due to proximity), and I've chosen to rectify this by introducing my redesigned version of the "Wapeach" concept art that surfaced a couple months ago.

The episode starts with Wareach (my name for her. I just feel like it flows better than Wapeach, alright?) arriving in the Mushroom Kingdom after what seems to have been a long train ride. She walks out of New Donk Station with a big backpack and starts exploring the city, taking in all the new sights and sounds while also seemingly looking for someone in particular. She ends up running into Desmond, they pretty quickly hit it off, and he ends up deciding to show her around... and that tour rapidly descends into chaos and property damage because this is the Mushroom Kingdom. Wareach, being a "Wah" and also a bit of an adrenalin junkie, thoroughly enjoys this.

At the end of the day they exchange numbers and go their separate ways for now, and then the final scene shows the Wario Bros at home doing nothing in particular, only for the doorbell to ring. They open it to find a surprisingly anxious Wareach, who asks if they're the Wario Bros, and when they confirm it this is how she introduces herself;

"My name's Wareach, and... I'm pretty sure I'm your cousin."

And with their shocked and confused expressions we have cliffhanger.

(I tricked you into thinking this was a Desmond episode, but it was actually buildup to a Wario Bros Backstory Expansion all along!)

(I'm serious about Desmond finally having local friends his own age though)

[ki-flor]

Matt and Ross "They're so cagey." Duffer waking up and seeing the chaos Noah stirred up at 3AM on a Friday after sending him the first three scripts: *surprised pikachu* /joking He keeps getting into trouble and probably will again💀 NOAHH YOU'RE FLYING TOO CLOSE TO THE SUN

The way he's not even fazed about it makes me laugh so hard. Like he's quiet for less than a day and can't resist the urge to speak about it again.

[m4ster-ball]

Separated

Here it is, the Dorian origin story I promised. I'll warn you, it's gonna be sad.

He was always an inquisitive child, fascinated by the world around him. His parents always encouraged that, managing to get him a Chimchar as his own personal pokemon when he turned seven. They also frequently took him on walks through Viridian Forest when they could and the weather allowed, simply watching as he stared at the various pokemon in awe. It was adorable, and they loved him. Anything he ever wanted for this fixation of his, they got for him. A backpack to carry all of his supplies in for himself and his pokemon, nice running shoes that likely wouldn't wear out for a long time, and many other items. Life was good.

It was a day like any other, they took Dorian for a walk in Viridian forest so that he could observe the wild Pokemon and enjoy the scenery. They trailed along a few feet behind him at all times, keeping a close eye on him in case anything went wrong. They knew he could handle himself if it came to wild Pokemon, they had been helping him practice battling for several years and by now he was ten years old. With three years of experience, he could handle any of the pokemon of the forest more than likely.

They watched as he crouched down, sneaking up carefully to observe a Pikachu that had fallen asleep within a small clearing in the forest. It was adorable. Then, unbeknownst to them, a portal began opening behind them. The outside looked like a ring made of gold, with a swirling purple and black vortex inside. Small hands reached out, pulling them through as the pokemon who created the portals let out a manic chuckle. The mother let out a surprised yell as they disappeared through the portal which closed behind them as a small, strange pokemon was similarly forced through the portal in the opposite direction of where they were going. Then, as quickly as the portal had opened, it was gone. Hoopa, the mischief pokemon, always enjoyed spreading a bit of chaos.

Dorian heard a yell from his parents, startling himself and the Pikachu resting nearby. When he turned around, though, they were gone. "Mom?" He waited briefly for a reply after he called out. "Dad?" When none came, he walked towards where they had last been shortly behind him. He panicked, his breathing picking up as he fell to his knees by a tree. He sobbed softly, lost and alone within the forest. He didn't know the way back too well, his parents usually helped guide him back. Dorian was never good at navigating himself, and he didn't know what he was going to do or where his parents had gone. Had they left him? No, they wouldn't do that, would they? He knew that he could be a bit annoying at times thanks to his hyperfixation probably but he didn't think that he was that bad, right?

Doubt, anxiety, panic, and fear ate away at him as he cried into his hands. He didn't even hear as a small pokemon bounced up to him. Then he felt something, a light peck from something that had come up to him. When he looked up, what he saw startled him, and he scrabbled backwards slightly. It looked like a Pidgey, except covering its body was a mass of tendrils that would have looked more at home on a Tangela. Its eyes were wide, the pokemon tilting its head at him slightly as if inquisitive.

"Hello? Child, are you alright? What is wrong?"

Dorian knew some pokemon could mimic human speech through moves like copycat, and quite a few could even learn to speak, but he hadn't expected... This. "I... I don't know where my parents are."

The small bird-like pokemon took a few small hops to get close to him once more, still having to look up at slightly Dorian even though at this point he was sitting down. "Where did you last see them?"

"They were... They were right here..." He stuttered slightly as he spoke, still scared and also wary of this rather bizarre talking pokemon. He stood up, holding an arm up to full length as he continued to speak. "They're like this tall. Mom has long brown hair and dad has short black hair, have you seen them?"

"I do not think I have, I apologize. Can I ask you a question?"

Dorian lowered his arm, tilting his head slightly at the small bird. "Y-yeah?"

"Where are we? This looks similar to my home, but I do not know where we are."

Dorian knelt down to be at least slightly closer to the bird's height before speaking again. "You're lost too...? We're in a place called Viridian Forest."

"Ah, yes. So it has the same name as the forest where I am from."

"You... You know this place."

"Not exactly this place. It is similar to where I am from, yes, but it also seems different in quite a few ways. The pathways through the forest are not exactly the same, but I think I that could navigate it based on what similarities I do recognize."

"You- You can? Can you help me? I... I don't know the way out. Also, I'm sorry, but... What are you...? I've never seen a Pokemon like you before, and I've seen a lot of pokemon."

The pokemon nodded slightly in response to the first question, hopping up directly next to Dorian and leaning slightly against him. They could tell that the child was still severely distressed, and they figured that maybe this could help. Physical comfort wasn't something they had done before, but they had seen other humans do it. "Ah, yes. In my home, I would have been called a Tangey. An inexplicable combination of a Tangela and a Pidgey. Whether said combination is a result of nature or some scientific experiment gone wrong, I do not know much about myself. As long as I can remember, I have been like this."

Dorian tensed up slightly as the pokemon came up next to him, but breathed out a sigh and relaxed as it simply leaned against him. "Tangey... I can remember that. I'm Dorian, nice to meet you Tangey."

"Nice to meet... me?"

"Yeah, you look really cool and you're nice. Also I've read in books my parents got me that some pokemon can learn to talk but I've never seen it before today."

The small bird reached out a small tendril towards Dorian, gently setting it on his arm in comfort. "Thank you, child. Where do you live? I can try to get you to wherever that is."

"Viridian City."

"I know where that is, yes, follow me." The bird hopped a few steps away but didn't leave, waiting for the child to follow.

Dorian stood up slowly, looking down at this small pokemon that had decided to help him. "Hey, Tangey? I have a question."

"Yes?"

"Would you like to be my pokemon? I have one, but maybe being together could help since we're both lost."

What Dorian didn't see was a small tear form in the bird's eye as he asked that question. This human, he wanted them as a companion? They had never even considered that someone would want them to accompany them throughout their own personal journeys. They used a small tentacle to wipe away the tear before turning around, nodding up at the child. "Yes... I would quite enjoy that. Perhaps together we will not be nearly as lost anymore, yes?"

Dorian wiped at his own eyes with the sleeve of his shirt, smiling down at the bird. "Yeah! I promise I'll be a good trainer, and I'll help you find your way back home!"

That last part surprised the pokemon, although they didn't show it. This human wanted to help them? "That is very kind of you, thank you. Let us get you home so that you can at least gather your belongings."

With that, the two went off into the forest to find their way out. Two individuals lost in different ways, each hoping to find something lost to them.

[silentmagi]

Pikashu and Pikachu Libre. Mucha lucha.

It was strange being alone with Pikachu Libre, she seemed to lower her masks, figuratively speaking. She wanted to continue as a luchadore, however, once she established herself, she would love to retire and open a pokemon luchador academy.

Her owner apparently had similar ideas.

The chaos compels.

If you want to write one of these, please just link me

[chaos0pikachu]

word of honor is a comfort show specifically for scenes like when Cheng Ling the accidently adopted child of two mass murderers gets kidnapped by Soft Butch Assassin and her girlfriend High Femme Assassin for a piece of the glazed donut when Zhou Zi Shu shows up like "UNHAND MY CHILD!!" And CL is all "omg I'm your son 🥺🥺" and ZZS is like "I suddenly can't read I don't know mariah carey.gif" meanwhile our lesbian assassins are like "god people have no respect for torture time anymore" and they all have a swirly twirly fight b/c everyone is dressed to the NINES b/c if you're gonna be a murderer in a wuxia show you are also gonna look PEAK FABULOUS thank you very fucking much and then ZZS is like "oh no my nipple nails of cancer are acting up" and whenever his nipples are aching who shows up but Wen Ke Xing busting through the door like the koolaid man with the energy of a queen lip syncing for her life on Rupaul all "HOW DARE YOU HARM MY HUSBAND AND OUR CHILD" and ZZS is like "he's not our child!!" and another swirly twirly fight happens and the lesbians dip so our marital arts family chases them outside only to be confronted by ZOMBIES or crackheads whichever and WKX is like "husband, take our child and run" and ZZS is obviously not gonna do that cause like both a feral cat & a millennial he's always Down to Fight and also lacks general self-preservation so WKX is like "dying alongside you is also a beautiful way to die" meanwhile CL in the back wondering if they could all just not die like he didn't stick a piece of the glazed donut in his stomach and hang out with his boring, beige, busted uncles for 2 weeks just get eaten train to busan style the fuck

and then Scorpion King (not the rock) floats down from the sky in slow mo like a Jrock act floating down onto the stage playing his little guitar like "HELLOOOOOOOO ANCIENT CHINA!! HOW WE FEELING TONIGHT?" and ZZS is like "not a fucking band kid" so he throws smoke bombs naruto style and they all dip

and in the end of all~~~ of this CL is like "so I'm your son right?" and ZZS is like, "fuck it, fine" and signs the adoption papers while wwx is like planning an autumn wedding

[monterraverde]

As a specialist, what drew you to the type of Pokemon you use? Which was the most difficult to get in sync with?

"....Hmm, never thought about it. Natural affinity, I guess. Bappy and I have been partners since I was six, and I've always felt most at home with sand or mud under my feet.

Suppose when your entire world is chaos, you seek grounding in whatever way you can get it... In my case, it was literally becoming in tune with the earth.

The stillness that comes with completely blocking out the world around you and focusing on the shifting earth beneath you, and the subtle vibrations that come with it, has always been extremely calming. When tough times came when I was growing up, I'd escape out to the Asado desert and just listen to the wind, and often find myself dancing with it, and I think the pokemon that wound up joining me on my Gym challenge felt that same energy. I found Trip during one of those excursions when he was just a Diglett, little bastard kept digging to be right under my feet, heh.

That said, while the earth may seem still, cold and unmoving, it's well and truly alive. Probably one of the most ancient eldritch beings we've ever known. Respect it, or regret it... Or in my case, weaponize it."

"Far as the most difficult to sync with? I think it's electric-types. Makes sense considering it's not compatible with Ground-types, but I can't keep up with most of them. Their brains are usually running a mile a minute and I can't get a grasp on them, so to speak. Not to say there aren't ground-types who have the 'Gotta go fast' condition, but Electric types are a whole other breed of speed. I feel like if I had to in a pinch, though, I could- Especially with Pikachus, Red's has given me a crash course or two on it now."

[celesticaether]

what pokemon school of rock would have

dewey would have either a lucario or a toxtricity cause he's super loyal and lucario would know he meant no harm and toxtricity I mean COME ON

(or a drampa)

patti gives off major roserade vibes, like the expression roserade has is just patti incarnate

ned would have something like a klefki or something like Larry, he's just like that... until the end of the musical, in which he obligatorily gets an obstagoon, I WILL not accept questions

now for the kids, we first have the main guitarist zack.

zack attack could have a bunch of pokemon, but ludicolo or something is just goofy and is also quite rhythmic

or he could get a pokemon like theivul due to him being arrested for stealing guitars which is kinda ironic when you think about it

katie says like 8 words total in the movie (count every word she says in the entire runtime) so she's probably got a hidden legendary or mythical so katie gets meloetta

(this IS about the musical versions of people, but katie BARELY gets any solo lines in the musical too, i think it's a total of around 3 and that's including SOLO song lines)

alright, I could phone it in and give freddy a rillaboom because are you kidding me they're both drummers-

BUT

freddy is a bit erratic isnt he? hes gotta have a fast pokemon and boltund is kinda boring so were going with manectric

alright, last but certainly not least, mr cool.

he's known to be socially awkward for at least part of the musical (at least i think he is, he says one of the reasons why he doesnt think he should be part of the band is because his only friend is tomika who doesnt speak) so i think a pokemon like slowbro would fit cause slowbro would remind him to calm down and NOT roast dewey (yeah he was told to do so but DAMN)

although maybe he'd want a pokemon like chatot to talk to

or maybe at the end of the musical he'd want a growlithe

summer hathaway would have a gardevoir because I said so also look at gardevoir and it's commanding aura and TELL me summer would not wanna help ralts become big and strong

haha, i know what you're gonna say, squawkabilly and stuff, but really, FURFROU. also, vivillon is so cool looking and it has so many designs so yeah

mason/mary would have an organised chaos pokemon, but since that doesn't exist they're getting the next best thing, porygon-2 due to me liking its design more

here's the big one, TOMIKA. now, there's a ton I could give, hell, I could even give chatot to her too, but there's a few I have in mind, mainly altaria due to it having a beautiful soprano voice. tomika isn't like HIGH high pitched but she's able to do that kinda pitch I believe (b/c of what dewey says in parents night, unless that's about marcy/shonelle, one sec)

(uhh its not in the script but I remember dewey saying something about I THINK tomika being able to hit a note that's real difficult to hit)

she gets primarina since she's the lead singer kinda (dewey also)

marcy and shonelle could likely have a duo, but there really aren't any duo pokemon besides non vocals related duos and I don't wanna do repeats so I'll be back

wigglytuff and skeledirge also wow there are more singing starters than you'd expect

the final one I'll do for now is rosalie, who would just have eevee, until dewey brought her back a bit, at which point it would become a jolteon in an ideal world but if jolteon has mood swings she'd want something like a pikachu or mareep

if it was pikachu it'd become the partner pikachu and be able to learn some real cool moves, and mareep is just so fluffy

OKAY IM DONE for now

[chaosandorder46]

I lost my temper at work today. What this looks like for me it's that I spoke sternly to someone in a louder voice than I normally use. But it made a scene, because I'm not one to speak to people that way.

Long boring story, but facility police showed up in the department I manage to conduct a fire drill. It was chaos because of lack of communication from the police officers. When my staff member came and got me, I heard the officer berating my team over not following the protocol. Basically, it was cold and and they wanted to get jackets before going outside, didn't have the facility emergency phone number memorized (but knew where to find it), etc. nit picky shit.

But hearing (then seeing) the cop going off on my team set me the fuck off. So I let him have it in front of everyone. In my stern, slightly raised voice, of course. 🤣

I ended up having the best day because of this interaction. Even though I was quietly furious.

I *think* this is because I haven't felt any passion towards my career (healthcare; lab) in a long time. Fury is a passionate emotion. I am slowly crawling way out of a burnout pit, and getting riled up over some bullshit is...good.

My team saw me publicly advocate for them, and they were appreciative. Got called "boss bitch" for the rest of the day. Couldn't help but smile at that. 🥰

As I was leaving the "scene" I found a hidden Pikachu.

Who knows? I may still have to drag myself in tomorrow, but I definitely left with a bounce in my step today.

[alolanrain]

could you go more into detail about Phanthump!Ash? a bit confused about it.

Ash dies around Hoenn when the cries of a Marshtomp stuck in some kind of tar or something. It’s night so everyone else it asleep. He goes to help the Pokémon and falls in and can’t get out. Nobody realizes what happens until a Phantump comes around with Ash’s hat and little zig zags carved into the tree-mask like face.

He leads them over to the pit where he died and pointed at it, then to him, then the hat. Unluckily Max got the hint first and blurted out that the Phantump is Ash and that he died. Chaos immediately ensues and Pikachu is desperately hugging Ash to him. It takes a day or two before Ash can speak human, confusing everyone but Brock tiredly just chalks it up to Ash being Ash.

Ash doesn’t mind the change, plans to become the greatest Pokémon master still on course. Just with a slight twist. It’s not like anything drastically changed. He can hug them all, converse with them, and still eat Brock’s food happily. He’s not phased as everyone else.

Sir Aaron’s Lucario survived the Tree of Life and immediately decided to stick with the group, becoming some kind of emotional support Pokémon to them all but more towards Ash. Eventually they meet up with Mewtwo when the three boys come back to Kanto.

Delia and the league are a whole other detailed post but in short story Ash is still consider a Pokémon and a trainer as his Pokémon still follow battle commands and Ash can still fluently speak Human with his same voice and everything. Allowing him to essentially have a seven Pokémon on his team though Lance made him promise that he’d only use himself in battle when it was absolutely necessary. Ash being the little shit he is used every loophole necessary because he now realizes just why his Pokémon enjoy fighting just as much as him.

[abakinggoldpup]

𝘗𝘖𝘒𝘌𝘔𝘖𝘕 𝘛𝘌𝘈𝘔

𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘏𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘵Gold 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘚𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘚𝘪𝘭𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘰𝘧 𝘛𝘴𝘶𝘬𝘪'𝘴 𝘭𝘪𝘧𝘦. 𝘏𝘦𝘳 𝘧𝘢𝘮𝘪𝘭𝘺 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘴𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘱𝘳𝘰𝘵𝘦𝘤𝘵 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘧𝘶𝘭𝘧𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘪𝘳 𝘥𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘮𝘴. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ • One of Tsuki's loyal partners since the beginning of time! He's a little timid, but once you get to know him he'll for sure open up. All Blitz wants in life is to show the world what he's made of. Thriving to become a showstopper in performing. He's one of the very few Pokémon that can speak fluent English. Anything Tsuki can't fully understand, he'll translate no problem. Ability: Flash Fire

---------------------------------------------------------------------------- • Tsuki's significant other loyal partner and Ace Pokémon. Zeus is a brown, shiny Emolga who has quite the attitude and is quite the glutton. He claims to be the fastest Pokémon known to man, using his abilities to become a strong and better Pokémon than his Kantonian counterpart, Pikachu. This Emolga is quite special, containing a power related to the Kalos phenomenon Mega Evolution. Will he ever prove to be the toughest and the strongest with this new profound power? Or will he just be all bark and no bite? Ability: Static

------------------------------------------------------------------------------ • A mighty warrior who hailed from Unova. Chao is a Mienfoo who swears to protect his Trainer till the ends of the world. He excels in karate and other casual activities to ensure the well-being of his fellow brethren and Trainer. Attack Tsuki, and he will make sure that will be the last time a finger was laid on her. Ability: Inner Focus

------------------------------------------------------------------------------ • Gracie is a Shaymin who once had a hatred for Trainers. Always under the belief that they were nothing but terrible owners who only used Pokémon for selfish deeds due to her rough past with one particular human. But with the proper companionship from Tsuki, she may have changed her views slightly, and now serves under her care. Of course not without adding in a little sass... Do watch out for that. Ability: Serene Grace

------------------------------------------------------------------------------ • Candy is one of Tsuki's most passionate Pokémon (for better or for worse). This Slurpuff always seems to look like he's on a sugar rush. He loves to tackle hug his Trainer and friends to show his affection, through his shocking hugs. Tsuki always gets the short end of the stick with the shocks. Despite this though, Candy loves being around Tsuki, always helping her out with her baking. Just... don't be mean... you really don't wanna find out. Ability: Sweet Veil

------------------------------------------------------------------------------ • Tsuki's Togekiss and the star of performing. Whenever Blitz needs a partner, Aurelis is always there, supporting Blitz in his steps of becoming a performer. Ability: Super Luck

------------------------------------------------------------------------------ • A prideful Meowscarada she is. Clover loves to show off her neat magic tricks. One day she aims to be a magician, happy to entertain her audience. If she does get ignored, though... she wouldn't like it. Clover is persistent. Ability: Overgrow

------------------------------------------------------------------------------ • This Tinkaton may look sweet and innocent on the outside, but inside she's a destructive machine. When she doesn't get her way, she brings out the Big One. Watch out! She's comin' in with a SMASHING bang! Ability: Pick Pocket

------------------------------------------------------------------------------ • A clingy little fella ain't she? Ferox is another passionate Pokémon. If this Ninetales doesn't get enough attention, she will do everything in her power to win Tsuki's attention. I wouldn't mess with her if I were you. Ability: Flash Fire

------------------------------------------------------------------------------ • Tsuki's secret ingredient to everything sweet! Custard makes Tsuki's sweets feel more magical than they've ever been. With her help, Tsuki's sweets will surely leave people's mouth's watering. Ability: Aroma Veil

------------------------------------------------------------------------------ • Fang, one of Tsuki's cuddly ones! She loves to be laid back, always there to refresh Tsuki's mind in case she needs a way to relax. The splashes she gives always do! Ability: Water Veil

------------------------------------------------------------------------------ • Tsuki's Unovan starter and a fighter who fights with grace. Vinny prefers to be elegant in his style of fighting. It was a habit he developed since he was just a Snivy. He aims to prove that elegance can go a long way when battling. Tsuki can understand this... Abiltiy: Overgrow

------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Other Pokémon Tsuki owns will be placed here:

[wyrmguardsecrets]

Lets just release a document, on something and have an open forum to discuss it. Everyone will be an adult and speak respectfully. ** All out chaos and toxic hate explodes* Mods: Shocked pikachu face.

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