#mephnah

[bitter-sweet-coffee]

MEPHNAH MY BELOVED

so. @lea-andres has a pretty spaniel girlie right? we LOVE dinah. you know who else loves her?

mephiles.

in my lore, he genuinely has no fucked up or evil intentions with her, he is genuinely head over heels for her. (for context, she’s an archeologist, and knows a lot about Solaris. no one else has shown an interest in him for being a god, he’s just been a problem)

speaking of problems though, dinah is totally oblivious. she does NOT realize he is in love with her. she doesn’t like him like that, so it doesn’t even cross her mind.

so uh. maybe he does that fucked up goo fuse with her. and. a part gets left behind. TO BE ROMANTIC, LIKE LEAVING A LOC OF HAIR RIGHT???

wrong. we’re using venom logic here. the virgin somehow knocked up the angry spaniel who does not want to have kids.

worst part? it’s a fucking demigod too. they’re a HELLHOUND (shapeshifter, but because dinah = dogy you know how it is)

they grow up with renesmee aging logic and are just sorta out in the world now doing whatever they want, but yeah. mephiles babydaddy moment

(for the record she wants to kill him for this. mephiles is scared of dinah while simultaneously mourns “what could have been” despite there never being a “could” in any respects. she’s the one that got away)