#michael is joey and cheleanor are mondler

[roseofithaca]

Seriously imagine meeting Eleanor Shellstrop in the real Good Place and asking her about how she knows the guy in charge like:

Someone: Is it true you know the head of the Good Place? The great and wise and powerful being who helped convince the Judge to save humans?

Eleanor: You mean Michael? Yeah, he lives in my closet.

Someone:

Someone: What.

Eleanor: I mean technically it's the green door that connects my house to his office, but he's always coming in and out, eating our snacks, taking naps on our couch, bringing me presents, tormenting my boyfriend, he's basically my live-in demon.

Someone: