#midori answers..! ☆

[midoribai]

Midori, are YOU single? 😏😏😏

-BARKBARKBARKBARKBARK

Im kidding jjsjjsjjsjjshx I just thought it’d be funny-

"........"

"A-Ahaha.. yes, I am. Interested..?"

[midoribai]

you’re far too easily convinced. this is what i’m saying, where’s your backbone? do you even have one?

*he goes behind midori, and starts feeling up his back and neck, looking for a spine.*

MIDORI: "..!!"

MIDORI: "H-Hmm.. dolls have s-something akin to a 'skeleton'. But it's not bone.. so no. Technically, I have no backbone.."

[midoribai]

man whyre you always gatekeeping 😭😭 LET ME INSIDE YOUR MIND BOY‼️‼️‼️🤬🤬🤬💥💥💥💥

MIDORI: "Hm. You'll have to actually crack my head open and look in there, I suppose."

MIDORI: "..Kidding."

[midoribai]

I see..

What do you think happens after people die?

MIDORI: "Hm. Hard to answer. I mean, every time I've died, I always came back."

MIDORI: "I'd like to think there's an afterlife like heaven or hell."

[midoribai]

I’m sorry. Fym you can purr

MIDORI: "..Is this so much of a shock?"

[midoribai]

Also shin, the child is asunaro property cps cant do shit-

MIDORI: "Lawl."

SHIN AI: ["Oh, yeah.. I forgot about that.."]

SHIN AI: ["............"] <sadge

[midoribai]

Yeh!

anyways

COMMIT ADULTERY

"Ahaha, I would never."

"..."

"..."

[midoribai]

"Haha.. hear that Shin? You better stop~"

SHIN AI: ["G-Gay..? What.. um.. what made you say that? Is it that obvious..?"]

[midoribai]

"AAAAAAAA" fighting is ensusing i dont think anyone other than len would try this hard for a scarf

MIDORI: "Oh, shut u-"

Eventually, he gets the scarf back and tosses it to the side out of Len's reach. Midori's pinning him down.

MIDORI: "hmpff.. Hey, couldn't you have asked, maybe..? Hah. Hahah."

[midoribai]

helloooooo

(ooc haiiii :3)

"Ah, hello.."

[midoribai]

"Sara chidouin: now equipped with rocket punch and blood sucking eyes"

MIDORI: "Ah, that sounds pretty fascinating actually. I'd love to see her rocket punch someone."

MIDORI: "..Do I really have 'blood sucking eyes'? Whatever that means."

[midoribai]

midori who will he harm

MIDORI: "Angel, hopefully."

[midoribai]

*hands him a receipt-sized piece of paper that unrolls into being like 5 feet long*

Anti-Cheating List

by yours truly

- NO GIVING KISSES!!

- accepting kisses is fine, but only on the cheeks, forehead, nose, and hands.

- hugs, head pats, etc, cuddling while standing, fine

- no cuddling while sitting/laying

- no dates

- no gay sex (or straight sex)

- no stabbing aftercare (stabbing in itself is fine. how could i deprive you of recreational torture?)

- no letting people sleep in your our bed

- no waist touching

- no touching that’s inherently romantic or intimate in general

-🌘

MIDORI: "......."

MIDORI: "Why did you have to specify, 'gay sex'..? W-What kind of person do you take me for, ahaha.."

[midoribai]

☆ pinned ! ☆

☆ hello! this is a rp blog for midori! this is run by @nishibai!! i follow back from there ^_^

☆ green is midori ! blue is shin ai ! purple is takeshi ! default is angel ! (hint! click on each one to see their info posts!)

☆ i use he/she. but any is fine! :p

☆ DNI: general dni critera (homophobic, racist, bigoted etc), proship, soushin shipper (GET OUT!!!!!)

☆ also. um. a lot of suggestive stuff/jokes but. please for the love of god no actual explicit nsfw in asks. ill block you.

☆ list of beloved anons who have made blogs!: @barkanon (not gone, but inactive..) @/rose--anon (rip.) @/yourstrulymoonanon (rip.) @/wimdchine (rip.) @ocean-pearls-anon

☆ lore masterpost: (work in progress!) ☆ taken anon/emoji list: here!

have fun!!

[midoribai]

[nishi how do i write this. erm. it fuckin coughs idk its alive yay its slightly conscious]

-🎶

MIDORI: "..Sheesh." He checks its pulse again, petting it with the other hand.

MIDORI: "Kanade? Kanade.. wake up."

[midoribai]

"MIDORI I WANTED TO BE A FAIRY PRINCESS WHEN I WAS 4. DO I LOOK LIKE A FAIRY PRINCESS TO YOU?!'

"no yelling..." the child murmured

MIDORI: "Well, that's what he wants to be. Not for certain. And keep your voice down, will you? He's still listening."