#min-yoongigenius

[here2bbtstrash]

For your drabble reqs - I’ve been sitting on this for a hot hot hot second because imagining jimin’s crotch grinding on my ass and what could follow is turning me feral -

on your first date with shy Park Jimin, you both drink more than anticipated to take the edge off and end up getting a little too touchy feely on the dance floor.

☺️

MALLORYYYYYYY thank u for this lovely lovely req 🙆‍♀️ this was the perfect thing to shake the rust off!!! i hope you enjoy this one 💌

~taking jihope drabble requests all month!!~

pairing: jimin x reader wordcount: 1k exactly mmmm satisfying contains: alcohol use, first date, reader and jimin are a lil sloshed, horny thots are thunk, grinding on the dancefloor, jimin calls himself a slut lmao, jimin playing with her panties through her dress and getting hard, sooooo it's kinda semi-public i guess, mentions of begging and sub!jimin, going home on the first date..... think that's it!

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Your drinks catch up to you on the dancefloor, all at once.

You’ve thrown them back like water tonight, faster than you normally would on a first date. But the man who’s sat across from you all night is intimidatingly gorgeous, not to mention sweet and soft-spoken and full of endearing little habits, like the way he pouted down into his own glass as he lifted it for a sip only to realize he’d already finished it.

Then he’d glanced up again as the empty glass tapped back down onto the table between you, his eyes just barely narrowing in a way that somehow managed to change his entire expression– made your stomach do a little backflip, too.

His voice was spun silk when he asked the question, dripped in something not quite innocent.

“Do you want to dance?”

What you hadn’t accounted for when you’d nodded your agreement and tried to will the flush of heat out of your face was the fact that dancing would mean getting even closer to Jimin. Dancing means his hands cupping the curve of your hips, warm through the thin fabric of your dress. You also hadn’t accounted for the way your liquor-soaked brain would take that spark and run a marathon with it, imagining those hands tangling in your hair, circling the buds of your breasts, slipping up your skirt.

There’s a steady pulse thudding in your core, in time to your heart and the bass of the speakers, and you swear the beat skips every time the flashing lights catch on an edge of Jimin: the full lines of his lips, the hoops sparkling diamond-bright at the corners of his jaw, the flicker of his lashes over the soft color bloom in his cheeks.

It’s too much. The space between your thighs aches, begging to be filled, and so you let your body lead. The room spins a little; you turn with it, Jimin’s hands fluttering at your waist.

You don’t know who initiates it– if you pressed back, if he pulled you in, or if the draw is all magnetism– but the space between your bodies narrows and then disappears. Your hips slot together, easy.

Something tells you the alcohol’s not to blame for the headrush buzz that hits you at the warmth of Jimin’s body under yours. The colors of the club smear together on the backs of your eyelids, and your lips part for a breath in when you feel his hips roll into yours like he knows what he’s doing.

And then his soft voice paints heat up the slope of your neck, and your eyes blink open again. “Can I tell you something?”

“Y-yeah,” you stutter on your next exhale. The motion of his hips is steady now, a deliberate grind against the swell of your ass, a riptide threatening to drag you under. You make no attempts at resisting.

“I’m kind of a lightweight,” he admits, and you can hear that it’s true, his words sliding into each other. You can’t help your giggle, partially because you weren’t expecting his confession, and partially because, well– you’re feeling it too.

“That’s okay.” You do your best to reassure, speaking up to carry over the pulse of the music. “Me too, I think.”

“Can I tell you something else?”

Jimin’s voice sinks low into his chest when he asks the question, and the rumble of it vibrates through you like the thrum of a plucked string, underscored by his hips still rocking into yours. You drag your teeth over your bottom lip before you answer.

“Uh-huh.”

His nose grazes the line of your jaw, and you can hear the shy smile in his words when he speaks again.

“I’m also kind of a slut.”

Your breath hitches in your chest and you wonder if Jimin feels it. It’s so dark, your bodies pressed flush– it’s hard to keep up with where you end, where he begins, his tight black t-shirt and jeans blurring at the edges of your little black dress.

“That’s more than okay,” you finally manage, and you feel him dig just a little deeper into where he has you, gripping tighter at the line of your waist, as if making a promise of what’s to come.

“Yeah?” Jimin purrs.

You let your body answer him, let your hands slip over his to guide them lower, a slow tease. It’s easier to ask without words, your head dropped back against his shoulder, his fingertips seeking out the v-line of your panties through your dress, tracing the lace edge.

There’s no question that the crotch of his jeans has filled out now; you can feel him straining against denim, an insistent bulge at the curve of your ass. When you roll your hips in a circle, it earns a soft moan in your ear, one you could easily return at the wet drag of your thong when Jimin tugs at the fabric, rubbing a taste of friction just right over your clit. It lights your body up, a live fucking wire, and you need more than what you can get away with on this dancefloor.

“Anything else you want to tell me?” you murmur up to the ceiling.

Jimin’s mouth is hot when he presses a tongue-first kiss to the hinge of your jaw, then takes your earlobe between his teeth before answering. “Your body is driving me crazy. Wanna… fucking beg for it.”

“Shit,” you can’t help groaning, reaching a hand up to tangle in the hair at the nape of his neck. You feel him stiffen all over when you tug a little, swear his dick even jumps in his pants. “I’d love to see you down on your knees, Jimin.”

“I’ll be so good for you,” he outright whines, and you tighten your grip, arching your back to better rut yourself against him.

There’s only one question left to ask, it seems, and you can’t wait a second longer.

“Your place or mine?”

[gimmethatagustd]

so don’t know if someone already said this - i tried to look back and didn’t see anything but is it not giving OHTS FINAL CHAPTER VIBES?!

He was sweaty, bloody, and high on testosterone and adrenaline.

BE GONE DEMON!!!!!!!

LITERALLY I WAS JUST TELLING J THAT THIS DID NOT EVEN OCCUR TO ME UNTIL Y'ALL SAID SOMETHING

BUT YOU'RE SO CORRECT

DEMON INDEED !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

what a fucking wild scene that was, too. i hadn't originally planned that fight, but i think it ended up being good that i added it

@chcewszystko

[theharrowing]

full 👀

HEHEHEHEHE oh boy oh boy. i was going to be evil and just share a quote about full lips or some shit but you know me better than that.

cw: discussion of anal sex, imagining anal sex, namkook

"How would you want me?" the devil incarnate asks as he lies down and pulls Namjoon forward to settle between his parting thighs. "On my back? Or on my stomach?" Namjoon has no doubt that Jeongguk's ass is a sight to behold—if the rest of his sculpted body is anything to go by—but he imagines the expressions on Jeongguk's face when he is breathless and full are absolutely astounding. He crawls between Jeongguk's legs, caging his head in with his arms as he settles over him. "On your back."

😈😈😈

i love you babyyyy thank you for playing!!! 🖤 (wip game!)

[agustdsciggy]

min-yoongigenius -> agustdsciggy

[here2bbtstrash]

💕💋🌸

WHIUWEHFIWUHFJ THANK U FOR THE BRAINROT MALLORY 🙇‍♀️💜

[here2bbtstrash]

Fake title - ‘Be a good boy’

THIS IS SUB!TAEHYUNG...... it's either teacher/student roleplay or petplay, take ur pick 🙆‍♀️🙆‍♀️🙆‍♀️

send me a made-up fic title and i'll tell you what i would write to go with it

[gimmethatagustd]

If you are still doing character asks I’d love to check in with the OHTS reader!! Girl, how are you? How are things going at university? Has Tae tried to pay you a visit? Anything going on with you and that sexy RA since the frat party? 😉

(i am always up for character asks. i fucking love them and desire more lol)

"Hi! It's nice to talk to you." She smiles shyly, avoiding eye contact as she hugs her torso. "School has been really great! I started taking music lessons again! Jimin kind of convinced me. Well, no. It was my decision, but he helped me plan out my schedule so it would fit in with my other classes. Alexis helped too. We decided we’re going to room together again next year."

She coughs, though it’s almost like a choke, when Jimin is mentioned. “I’m, my… sexy RA? I’m, haha, oh wow. Um. Jimin and I are,” she looks around cautiously, voice low, “we’re dating. But don’t tell anyone!! I’m just trying to keep it relaxed right now. I’m warming up to all this again. But it’s… it’s really nice to be with someone who treats me so kindly. Jimin is really gentle. And thankfully I haven’t heard from Tae-Taehyung at all.”

[here2bbtstrash]

You know that video of Hobi dancing cns in his boxers? Remember that? Have you thought about it lately?

LOOOVEEE YOOUU! ❤️‍🔥

MALLORY WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO MEEEEEEEE

cause of death: hobi thighs !!!!!!!! 🥵😩💀

[here2bbtstrash]

hello my love! So i did your survey before bed and then had a park and ride dream (that was not the one i voted for as i was trying to be a good girl and only select one per question) buuuut now im going back in for it ☺️ unfortunately it wasn’t as hot as your story but i do remember straddling him, holding his hand and being chased by the paparazzi while HE DROVE me around in his black sports car.

MALLORY BABY i'm sorry i'm 100 years behind answering this 😭

but wieugherkhjg this sounds like a great fucking dream to me 👀 love that p&r namjoon had to come personally remind you to vote for him in the survey lmfao 🤣 AND HE GOT HIS LICENSE TOO!!!! 💀

[gimmethatagustd]

I feel bamboozled by Yoongi today with what i thought was to be the unveiling of his tattoo during suchwita. How is he going to show everyone else’s and then just move on?!? Damn you, Yoongi!!!! slokalalsoskjsjjxhjkdkodododkdkdkx!!!

he's such a fucking TEASE !! i wanna know so fucking bad. he's so cheeky about it. he's REVELING in the knowledge that we're desperate. i just know it

[theharrowing]

i am absolutely fucking 💀 d e a d 💀 right now oh my god. thank you @min-yoongigenius for reading and loving Collateral lmaoooooi.

[here2bbtstrash]

Hello and happy indigo sleepover night! Could we talk about how nervous and vulnerable Joon was in his post please and thank you? 🥹

we absolutely can 🥺 i always love when he writes to us, he never fails to blow me away with how genuine and beautifully he can express the way he's feeling. there are so many lines that i keep reflecting on:

"Just like my ID Archive, I think it’d be enough for me if these songs can be recorded in and bloom inside many people’s hearts, with their everlasting scents even after time passes."

"But like 10 years ago, I try to not doubt that true hearts will connect by true hearts, and love will be connected by love."

"Wishing these songs represent not some reckless bravado but the courage you gave me."

like what the hell is this absolute love letter... make my standards impossible why don't you namjoonie 🫠 i just adore him to pieces and i'm so very excited for this drop and for him to see the returns of his hard work! 💙

indigo sleepover! come hang & chat about whatever you fancy~ 💙

[theharrowing]

Hi friend! for the ask game -

🌺🐷🤠

MALLORY MY LOVE

omg this emoji combo is so stinking cute

😩😭💝

🌺 - What’s your MBTI type?

i tend not to put a lot of weight into this personality test, but for the sake of this question, i alternate between extravert and introvert, and usually score more intuitive, more thinking, and more perceptive.

i actually had to write a paper about this test and my answers for my psych class, and instead wrote 4 pages, double-spaced in 12 pt times new roman about how there is no way to accurately judge these tests because depending on the wording on the questions or how i feel that day, my "truth" might still change. i feel like i must be a pain in the ass for some of my professors.

🐷 - What’s your favourite animal?

ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh please don't make me choose 😩 i really love them all and they all make me cry. i used to live in the country and love farm animals, and i volunteered on farms and in bird sanctuaries. i also even love insects and spiders a lot.

i guess, for simplicity, my favorite animal is, specifically, my cat. he is the best boy.

🤠 - Are you more of a city person or a country person?

ahhhhh this is also a hard one to answer because i grew up in both city and farm atmospheres and they both feel like home. i love the chaos of a city but appreciate the silence of the country. no matter where i am, i will long for the other. i'm too restless.

thanks for the questions, my love!!!! 💐

send me some asks, please!

[here2bbtstrash]

#2 & #3 for the wrapped game! 💕

dammit..... you found ch*rlie p*th lmfao

neither of these are on fic playlists, they were both just serotonin boosts that i looped a ton especially during the summer 🥰 kinda makes me think i should write something with this cute vibe tho~ 💜

and thank u @gimmethatagustd for getting me into ten you wonderful human 😘

send me a number 1-101 and i'll send you the corresponding song on my spotify wrapped playlist! i'll also tell you if it's on my playlists for any past or future fics 👀

[gimmethatagustd]

Jai! What ever happened with your partner and the swiss army hammer debacle?!?!

LOL THANK YOU FOR ASKING

they threw up for - i shit you not - 14 hours at least, in between taking naps and complaining about life

we still do not know where the swiss army hammer thing came from

[here2bbtstrash]

i need to say thank you, on this the holiest of days, for the services you provide to the Yoongisexual’s out there. You’ve successfully ruined conference room tables, kitchen islands, parking garages, watermelons, Cat & Dog…need i go on? I love you and i want to be your servant 💕 (also - rereading drip and jk saying ‘girl cum?’ 😂)

LMAO MALLORY THIS JUST MADE MY NIGHT i love you so much 😭😭 it is the honor of my life to make porn for all my yoongisexuals tbh. yoongi bitches surround me and i freaking adore them all (and i’m trying to collect them on his tour you feel me 😈)