#mirko is a menace and also thirteen

[lorenfinch]

Thank you so much @writernopal for sending me this! I screenshot this instead of answering directly because I think you sent it to my main? Anyway, here's a selected few characters from Everdark!

Renwick: Um. Hi. I’m not here. Please leave a message. Okay. Thanks. Bye. Erevan: [looooong silence] Yeah, if you haven’t figured it out, I’m not here. Leave a message. Styx: Doesn’t have a phone Verida: Hiiii it’s Verida! Soooo sorry I missed you; leave a message after the beep! Beeeeeep! Vince: You’ve reached Vincent Lockwood, son of the Archduke Octavius Lockwood, esteemed ruler of all vampires. If you’re bringing me an important message, leave it at the signal, but if you’re here to waste my time then kindly fuck off. Yes, the phoenix feathers are real. No, I will not sell them to you. Yes, they are worth more than your entire house. No, I will not court you. Whatever you wish to say, say it quickly. I don’t have all day. Ainsley: This is Ainsley MacGregor; leave a message! Or don’t; I can’t control ya. [chuckles] Belladonna: This better not be the god damn telemarketer. I’m not buying your shit! If I know you, though, like, leave a message or whatever. Vlastimir: Hey, you’ve reached Vlastimir Volin of the Night Terrors, sorry to miss you love; please leave a message! Mirko: [high-pitched screaming]