#mk shipposting

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//Jin and Erron get hitched and so now Lao's got an outlaw in-law

[ladyvendetta]

Nobody:

Not a single soul:

Scorpion: LIN KUEI DOG!

Sub-Zero: Is that a threat or a complement?

Sub-Zero:...

Scorpion: wut

Sub Zero: wut

Few Minutes Later...

Scorpion: *internalized BISEXUAL PANIC*

[lou-voiceactor]

Rouxls Kaard Voice MasterPost MK III

Rouxls Kaard Dubbed!

Rou’s Navy Seal Kopypasata!

Aloneth on a Friday night?

dOsT tHoU pUsSy PoPpEtH?!?

Rou tells Lancer how he feels (Thou Artst A Shite)

Bread!

Worm!

LGBTe

Fucc!

Lest me think about it… No

…God… Damn it!

Toil, worms!

Fucketh off!

**NEW!**

NO.

I just think they’st neat!

MTT/ROU (shippost god I love them)

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Scorpion: [eating glass and spearing interns]

Sub-Zero: [watching with a glazed expression on his face] Isn't he dreamy?

Everyone else: what the fucK NO

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liulao wedding announcement be like

Johnny: Do the shaolin HAVE weddings?

Raiden: Do the shaolin explode people?

Johnny: Fair enough.

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Kung Lao: I'm unsure that Liu Kang returns my feelings

Liu Kang: I have invited you on a moonlit walk in the flower gardens no less than 4 times in the last week alone

Kung Lao: directions unclear; hat caught in ceiling fan.

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Liu “my eyes are up here, Johnny” Kang

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//subscorp is what happens when two tops come to an arrangement. that arrangement is marriage.

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//Tanya and Kuai Liang really are Same Hat(tm) with debatably horrific SOs--mr starts on fire when he's ornery and toothy face eater Mcgee up in here and everyone's like "BUT WHY THO" as Sub-Zero and Tanya sigh dreamily

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// pretty sure Nightwolf braided Fujin's hair in the void

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Johnny Cage: surely not EVERYBODY was kung-fu fighting

Liu Kang: not with THAT attitude

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//Kuai Liang's tiddies in that outfit from 10 tho

I'm like 99% sure that's what sold Hanzo on the whole thing--dress to impress, folks

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"I'm a luxury Liu can afford."

-Johnny Cage

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"Don't you stab me in that tone of violence!"

-Sub-Zero @ his ridiculous husband after Hanzo has speared him but like with affection possibly

Marriage

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//ATTENTION EVERYONE

[sirens]

Johnny Cage and Liu Kang in the 1995 film are about the same clothing size. They’re eye-to-eye and have somewhat similar builds. Chosen One(tm) has no bags, Johnny has a TON of bags. Johnny wears one (1) outfit. Chosen one has SEVERAL. 

HMMMMMMMMMM

I’m saying Liu Kang is wearing Johnny Cage’s clothing is what I’m saying. It’s very homoerotic. 

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//if the phrase "GET OVER HERE" is arousing/romantic to you, you might be

Literally Sub-Zero. That's it. You're Sub-Zero. I'm not fooled.