#mommy reader and hot late 40s childe and diluc make me feel crazy

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MS JUJU omg, just Childe casually going “dude you don’t remember? That’s the chick who we fucked stupid and spit roasted in college” and Diluc going “ah.” You’re so big brained, driving me crazy

i guarantee childe would make some comment about how women, just like wine, only get better with age before looking to diluc for further support— maybe the latter would be able to comment on the validity of childe’s statement if he weren’t currently occupied simultaneously reliving that night in college over 25 years ago and processing the fact that you’re standing here right in front of him. of course you were sexy then in your tiny little club dress your sorority friend surely picked out for you and your hair styled a way neither of them had seen on you before, but the you that stands before childe and diluc right here, right now with an additional 25 years of life under her belt? maybe childe actually knows what he’s talking about for once when he says soft, mature women are a lot more beautiful than flustered and inexperienced college girls.

neither of them have seen you in the 25 years following that drunken one-night stand, but now they both wish they had kept up with you at least a little since graduation and the subsequent emergence into the workforce. your soft body and widened hips certainly suggest you’ve had children and created a family of your own, but the absence of a ring on your left hand makes them wonder if a husband is in the picture at all— not that it would make a difference to the three of you. diluc’s the most likely to have reservations about fucking a married woman, but childe wouldn’t miss a beat in pointing out that you being taken certainly didn’t stop the two of them 25 years ago. hell, given the opportunity, the two of them probably would have fucked you right in front of whatever boyfriend you had then and they’d certainly do it in front of whatever boyfriend or husband you have now. you deserve real men (emphasis on the plural ‘men’— don’t gorgeous MILFs like you deserve to get spoiled by multiple cocks at once?), they figure, and any guy who’d let you run off to a bar alone like this clearly doesn’t seem to mind sharing. childe and diluc are exceptional at sharing, so it all works out, doesn’t it?