#moots: the-psyco-simp🌙

[sweet-seishu]

Every time I get notified that you updated a fic I grow a smile that I’m sure will one day break my face in half. 🥰🥰 please keep up the amazing works

It’s also because I’m so broken by this hellsite that I can read hardcore smut in public, but start blushing like a 12yo when I read fluff or anything cute. Send help 😭

dnksks sobs😭 you're so cute pls mwah

this hellsite is srsly the end of me. always be reading bout getting railed n shit. sending out an sos

[sweet-seishu]

For asks 🤔

Rank your favorite Bonten members from favorite to least favorite.

OR

How many shots would it take you to hook up with various TR characters? (Or characters from any fandom for that matter, you pick 😘)

okay okay, actually this one will be fun😎 I'll rank toman and bonten, plus the shots 😘 but please know i really do love them all equally 🥺

Bonten

1. Ran/Rindou (they are tied, i can't choose between them) — maybe one shot, but only because i need the courage to approach these beautiful men

2. Kakucho — a shot of water maybe

3. Mikey — sober😩

4. Sanzu — id say a few shots, and id need to be high, only because he'd probably ask me to do some wierd shit like snort coke out of my ass or smth✋🏻

5. Koko — at least 5, he'd def call me akane and ion wanna be sober for that, give me the hard stuff ✊🏻

6. Takeomi — 7 shots, for courage, and also cause idk if i would wanna remember (im sorry omi i do love you)

7. Mochi — you couldn't pay me. sorry not sorry

Toman (founding members)

1. Mitsuya — no shots, no drugs, nothing. i will be stone cold sober and he can do WHATEVER he wants to me.

2. Baji — again, stone cold sober, wanna feel his fangs when he bites my skin😩

3. Mikey — again, sober af, cause toman mikey is so precious

4. Draken — id say maybe 3, draken is a big boi, and i would 100% need the courage for him.

5. Kazutora — feel like i would need one for courage, also bc i feel like he would cry

6. Pah — i love pah, i do, but i would need at least 10 im so sorry 🙃

[sweet-seishu]

That was amazing 😂

Now do the same thing (ranking and shots) for JJK or the unicorn gets it 🦄 🔫

LEAVE THE UNICORN ALONE 😠

doing all males for this one, hope that's okay 🥺

1. Nanami — ugh my beloved, i need no shots, sober af, i want to remember everything this man does to me

2. Megumi — zip, zero, nada

3. Gojo — honestly, i know this mf gets around, so maybe 2, just to ease my nerves

4. Toge — 3, not because of nerves, but bc i need to listen to him say "tuna" or "bonito flakes" while we're going at it, and it's weird, understandable, but weird

5. Toji — i need at least 5, because i would be nervous af, and i need courage just to look at this mans tiddies 😩

6. Sukuna — listen, i would need 7, maybe more, bc we all know the rumors of this man having 2 pps, would need it just to be confident enough to take em🥴

9. Geto — 4, would probably try and pull a curse from me or some shit.

7. Yuji — ugh, this sweet boy. i feel like we'd both need at least 2 or 3, just because we'd both be shy, and liquid courage always helps.

8. Choso — none, absolutely sober

i think i got them all?

10. Yuta — 3, just because i know this one would wish you were rika

11. Mahito — lol there is not enough liquor in the world

[sweet-seishu]

QUICK RANDOM BIRTHDAY HEADCANONS FOR MITSUYA (NSFW/SFW, either is fine)

JAHEJWJ OKOK

I wrote a NSFW already so I'll leave it at this short and sweet lil hc i am sorry it is so bad i am under the influence oop

So we all know mitsuya likes to take care of anyone and everyone, bc he is a kind hearted soul and literally superior to all beings

Gets a lil flustered when he is the one being spoiled by all his friends cause he just isn't used to it?

He is 100% a giver, not a taker, so this handsome boi would be red in the face when you, his s/o, brings him to a surprise party that is for him

Would probably be all cute n awkward when receiving all his gifts cause like, what did he do to deserve all of this?

But you reassure him that he truly deserves the whole world and if you could you would give it to him.

He'd look at you with all the love in his eyes cause you are his whole world and he'd probably start wondering what he did to deserve you before he starts mingling with all his friends

After his friends leave he would help you clean up, even though you keep telling him to let you do it since its his birthday and he should relax

But we all know how this mans is ok?

Would tell you to stop cleaning cause he realized he still hasn't gotten his gift from you, which would cause you to breakout into a huge smile

You would drop whatever you were doing to lead him into the bedroom bc little did he know, his gift was under your cute little outfit you wore

I'll let you imagine what happens from there ;)

[sweet-seishu]

Y/n @ Ran when he does literally anything:

This is the last one one I SWEAR

L O L literally!!

[sweet-seishu]

Isn’t this art of Mikey so beautiful 😍

This man could break every bone in my body and I would thank him for his time 😭

for you bestie 🥰

mikey art cred to @/pizza_oisii6 on twt, gotta give credit where credit is due 😙

[sweet-seishu]

Y/N every time Ran breaths: (in Hate to Love You)

LMAO PLS

We bully ran in this house 😌

[sweet-seishu]

Post the Inui smut or the kitty gets it 🐈‍⬛ 🔫

dksnkdejd jfc I WILL in due time, let me cross some t's and dot some i's.

pls leave the kitty be it didn't do anything.

[sweet-seishu]

BESTIE I TURN 22 NEXT MONTH!!!!! SO CLOSE TOGETHER!!!!!!

AHH bestie you're a bby💕

YOU ARE YOUNGER THAN MY LITTLE BROTHER PLS IM OLD. :')

[sweet-seishu]

Ran @ Sanzu when he found out y/n and Sanzu slept together:

(Also y/n @ Ran when he looks in her direction)

HELLP 😂😂😂☠️☠️☠️

[sweet-seishu]

Mikey reading the group chat finding out that y/n and Ran fucked:

You know I had to include him at some point I love him so much

STOP THIS IS MY FAVORITE MEME EVER I SEND IT TO EVERYONE 😭✋🏻

Also this

Especially cause it even has the flip flop☠️☠️

[sweet-seishu]

Y/n: *is about to do something*

Ran: y/n can you do this?

Y/n:

Also y/n:

[sweet-seishu]

Just wanted to pop in and tell you how amazing and wonderful you are in case no one has recently 💜🖤

HHAJSJSD only SOBBING cause I'm going through mad depression rn and literally have no will to be alive but then I get this 😭😭😭 you're literally so sweet STOP

[sweet-seishu]

My love 😭

I’m out of town and can’t read the new chapter but I’m sure it’s a fantastic one 😘🥰

awe bby it's okay! its an okay chapter lol

if it makes you feel better i will be MIA from this hellsite since i have a bachelorette to attend today and i may die 😌

[sweet-seishu]

UUUUUMMMMMMM

Excuse the fuck out of you???? DID I EVER SAY YOU COULD BE DOWN ON YOURSELF???? CAUSE I SURE AS SHIT DON’T REMEMBER THAT.

If I have to remind you every day that you are beautiful and amazing I will FUCKING DO IT. DON’T TEST ME ON THIS.

AHHHHHH, IM SORRY OKAY? ILL BE BETTER

[sweet-seishu]

Ok, scale of 1-10, how bad would this end? And why? 😂

Who would be in jail (and for what), who would be dead, who would be insta bffs, etc? I MUST KNOW

well we all know baji would be committing arson pls😭✋🏻

sanzu would 100% end up in jail with the other 2 knuckleheads cause they committed the murders, while the rest of bonten just 🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️

i feel like if i was adding jjk into the mix, nanami and mitsuya would become close real fast, they just both give off that vibe, a calming presence yenno? (while i end up between em later on)

draken would probably have to take kazutora to the ER cause he said smth that pissed mikey off and mikey beat his ass like no tomorrow. yuji would be around confused as to wtf was happening, but would probably be vibing w chifuyu cause they are both himbos (fuyu would give yuji a thousand winters shirt, we all know it)

megumi would be vibing with kakucho and inui, considering their all level headed soft bois that put on a tough exterior.

if all my favorite characters were with me for a sleepover it would be a 10 on a bad scale LOL especially considering levi ackerman would be there and be so DONE with everyone's shit 😩✋🏻