#most ridiculous jutsu poll

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Edo Tensei

Not even death can save you from the ninja military complex

Tobirama really said ‘you’ve just died it’s not big deal. Get up and keep fighting’ and Orochimaru took it even further and did it to ALL THE HOKAGE ***

Tengai Shinsei

The name in english is insane (heavenly obstacle quaking star***)

The jutsu madara used to summon not one, but TWO meteors on the allied shinobi forces.

Insane jutsu

Bro just drops meteors on people whenever he wants

Does he pull them from space? Take the material from somewhere on on earth and form it int he sky and then drop it? Does it just materialize?

What’s going on with this jutsu???

Dude can just do the cretaceous-tertiary mass extinction event whenever he wants

WHERE DID HE LEARN THIS?

WHO INVENTED THIS?

WHO THOUGHT ‘Oh i know what will be awesome, a jutsu that drops meteors on people!’

Sasuke out here fighting dinosaurs in boruto, meanwhile Madara is the one who friggen killed them all

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Dynamic Marking

Dog pissing on you no-jutsu

Submitter cannot imagine how harrowing the emotional experience of getting pissed on mid fight is. Like losing is one thing, but…man 

It’s just a dog peeing on you

Sexy Harem/Reverse Harem Jutsu

Naruto’s seemingly stupid OG Jutsu coming in clutch against the final villain

Ridiculous that it worked but who can blame her really?

Ridiculous that Naruto thought of it in such a serious situation

Ridiculous that Sasuke actually agreed to try it

Ridiculous we got robbed by clouds!

Hot naked man jutsu that actually works on people???

Normal Sexy No-jutsu is just a girl version of Naruto, but this is a variety of different men. Naruto, darking, the closet is GLASS

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Dynamic Marking

Dog pissing on you no-jutsu

Submitter cannot imagine how harrowing the emotional experience of getting pissed on mid fight is. Like losing is one thing, but…man 

It’s just a dog peeing on you

Body Replacement Technique: Orochimaru Version

What the heck Orochimaru? 

So gross

He can regenerate!? 

Heal every wound!

But he also litterally has to vomit out of his own body to do it

How did he think of this technique (snake summons???***)

Seem’s to have a thing for vomiting things up (snakes, sword)

Submitter wishes they could have seen Jiraiya and Tsunade’s reactions to seeing this shit

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Sexy Harem/Reverse Harem Jutsu

Naruto’s seemingly stupid OG Jutsu coming in clutch against the final villain

Ridiculous that it worked but who can blame her really?

Ridiculous that Naruto thought of it in such a serious situation

Ridiculous that Sasuke actually agreed to try it

Ridiculous we got robbed by clouds!

Hot naked man jutsu that actually works on people???

Normal Sexy No-jutsu is just a girl version of Naruto, but this is a variety of different men. Naruto, darking, the closet is GLASS

Iburi Clan Kekkei Genkai

Why is it like that?

Why does it kill them in wind?

Why can’t they turn it off?

Nothing else works like that

WHY???

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A fun little extra poll to finish this last poll!!!

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Hidan’s Immortality

Instane that it’s a guaranteed Death sentence for basiclly anyone (unless you have multiple hearts)

If this jutsu had been given to any other character with even an ounce of strategic capability, it would be absolutely busted

Surprised the akatsuki didn’t utilize this more for assassinations

Gave Hidan the most broken jutsu and nerfed it by making him stupid, slow, and reckless, and giving him an oversized weapon

Include in Hidan’s immortality and it’s even more busted

Dude can get decapitated, literally having his brain separated from his body, and survives. 

Wild and badass and then literally never relevant again (except in a side manga not created by Kishi where the guy using it is even dumber)

Iburi Clan Kekkei Genkai

Why is it like that?

Why does it kill them in wind?

Why can’t they turn it off?

Nothing else works like that

WHY???

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Well, here we are!

A winner has been chosen for our ‘Most Ridiculous Jutsu’ poll and, well… ket’s be honest

Is this even a Jutsu?

The dog pissing on you jutsu?

Dog Pee jutsu?

So many jokes and i think most of them were made in the submission form XD

Congratulations to ‘Dynamic Marking’ aka the ‘Jutsu’ where Kiba has his dog piss on you.

Which brings up a good question. Is this an Inuzuka Clan special jutsu, or something Kiba and Akamaru came up with on their own?

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Izanagi

IT REWRITES REALITY

Reverse Harem/Sexy Harem Jutsu

Naruto’s seemingly stupid OG Jutsu coming in clutch against the final villain

Ridiculous that it worked but who can blame her really?

Ridiculous that Naruto thought of it in such a serious situation

Ridiculous that Sasuke actually agreed to try it

Ridiculous we got robbed by clouds!

Hot naked man jutsu that actually works on people???

Normal Sexy No-jutsu is just a girl version of Naruto, but this is a variety of different men. Naruto, darking, the closet is GLASS

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Body Replacement Technique: Orochimaru Edition

What the heck Orochimaru?

So gross

He can regenerate!?

Heal every wound!

But he also litterally has to vomit out of his own body to do it

How did he think of this technique (snake summons???***)

Seem’s to have a thing for vomiting things up (snakes, sword)

Submitter wishes they could have seen Jiraiya and Tsunade’s reactions to seeing this shit

Tengai Shinsei

The name in english is insane

The jutsu madara used to summon not one, but TWO meteors on the allied shinobi forces.

Insane jutsu

Bro just drops meteors on people whenever he wants

Does he pull them from space? Take the material from somewhere on on earth and form it int he sky and then drop it? Does it just materialize?

What’s going on with this jutsu???

Dude can just do the cretaceous-tertiary mass extinction event whenever he wants

WHERE DID HE LEARN THIS?

WHO INVENTED THIS?

WHO THOUGHT ‘Oh i know what will be awesome, a jutsu that drops meteors on people!’

Sasuke out here fighting dinosaurs in boruto, meanwhile Madara is the one who friggen killed them all

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Propeganda

Frilled Lizard Neck Jutsu

It literally didn’t do anything

Izanagi

IT REWRITES REALITY

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Orochimaru’s Stretch

Ridiculous.

The image left behind in the mind is never going to not be ridiculous

The Eight Gates

Who Invented this?

Why does Gai turn red?

What is happening?

Why dores everyone pretend Dai is a shitty shinobi when Gai is growing up when bro can literally use the gates and level the village if he wanted

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Orochimaru’s Stretch

Ridiculous.

The image left behind in the mind is never going to not be ridiculous

Dynamic Marking

Dog pissing on you no-jutsu

Submitter cannot imagine how harrowing the emotional experience of getting pissed on mid fight is. Like losing is one thing, but…man

It’s just a dog peeing on you

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Propaganda

Shika-Ino-Cho Human Bolder-Yoyo

If a guy can turn into a giant ball why do you need two people to pilot it?

Is this a gundam?

Have you people not heard of the Juggernaut

Not that hard

600 Chapters of these three being set up as at least eventually useful and this is their final form?

Combination of the power of your clans = A yoyo

Reverse Harem Jutsu

Naruto’s seemingly stupid OG Jutsu coming in clutch against the final villain

Ridiculous that it worked but who can blame her really?

Ridiculous that Naruto thought of it in such a serious situation

Ridiculous that Sasuke actually agreed to try it

Ridiculous we got robbed by clouds!

Hot naked man jutsu that actually works on people???

Normal Sexy No-jutsu is just a girl version of Naruto, but this is a variety of different men. Naruto, darking, the closet is GLASS

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Body Replacement Technique (Orochimaru Style)

What the heck Orochimaru? 

So gross

He can regenerate!? 

Heal every wound!

But he also litterally has to vomit out of his own body to do it

How did he think of this technique (snake summons???***)

Seem’s to have a thing for vomiting things up (snakes, sword)

Submitter wishes they could have seen Jiraiya and Tsunade’s reactions to seeing this shit

Soap Bubble Technique

Blowing bubbles to blow things up, capture and/or melt people, or as a mode of transportation

What a way to apply your chakra Utakata

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Iburi Clan Kekkei Genkai

Why is it like that?

Why does it kill them in wind?

Why can’t they turn it off?

Nothing else works like that

WHY???

Planetary Devidtation

IT MAKES A GODDAMN BLACKHOLE

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Drunken Fist

He’s just drunk

Gai literally gives him liquor chocolates to use this jutsu. Why you supporting under age drinking Gai? Huh!?

Iburi Clan Kekkei Genkai

Why is it like that?

Why does it kill them in wind?

Why can’t they turn it off?

Nothing else works like that

WHY???