#mota incorrect quotes

[alienoresimagines]

*During the Regensburg mission*

Bucky : How are the stragglers looking down there ?

Crank : *closes his eyes in annoyance*

Crank : Bucky, I swear, if you ask one more time how Buck is doing, I'm kicking you middair out of my plane and into his so you can look for yourself.

Bucky, with hope in his eyes : You'd do that for me ? 🥺

[jenning-fcb]

*Bucky casually searching around the room*

Curt: What are you looking for?

Bucky: My will to live

*Buck walks into the room*

Bucky: oh, there it is

[sherlollyliveson18]

The US Air Force brass: We have produced the best lead navigator in the 100th Squadron

The rest of the 100th: No, you fucked up a perfectly good flyboy is what you did. Look at him. He's got anxiety

[daysofxavierspast]

Douglass: Ha! I knew you were in love with him!

Crosby: *flustered* I am not in love with Bubbles!

Douglass: I didn’t say who.

Crosby: I AM GOING TO GO THROW MYSELF OFF THE CONTROL TOWER!

Douglass: HEY BUBBLES COME GET YOUR MAN BEFORE HE KILLS HIMSELF!

Bubbles: Goddamnit Doug, stop doing this!

@sweaterkittensahoy @sleepy-hyperfixations

[imasexypotato]

Random drunk guy, *sits down next to Gale*

*Gale, Scoots away*

Random drunk guy: Hey now, I don’t bite sweetheart-

John, slams his hand down on the table: I FUCKING DO

[sleepy-hyperfixations]

Kidd: Lately we've been getting some negative reviews from the replacements and they tend to follow the theme that the blond major is 'stand-offish' and 'glares when we talk to Major Egan' and 'needs to admit his feelings before someone takes his man'.

Buck: Who said the last one.

Kidd: Me, i'm saying it, right now.

[middlingmay]

Attending a parent-teacher conference

Teacher: Mr Egan, your son is very friendly, but he struggles to focus.

Bucky: Have you tried not being boring? What, you can't be more interesting than a class full of ten year olds?

Teacher: *turns to Buck* Mr Cleven, as the more reasonable parent-

Buck: You could not be more wrong. The fuck you tryna say about my son?

Teacher, horrified, to Bucky: Oh God. You're the reasonable one.

Bucky: I know right! Mindfuck!

[trashbag-baby666]

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[anavilante]

Gale: No one can hurt me if I'm cold and detached and not emotionally invested in anyone.

John: (◠‿◠✿) Hi! Gale: (ಥ‿ಥ) Shit.

[her-soliloquies]

Gale: Fine. Don't have the surgery. Let me suffer.

John: Buck, it's my body.

Gale: Your body? My heart. Do you have any idea how much a man suffers when he sees his lover in pain?

John: Gale, don't do this.

Gale: I'll tell you how much. Worse than the weeks I had to sit behind while you were flying missions in England. Worse than the time I spent in the pow camp waiting for you to show up. Worse than those days I had to run, getting frostbite and hating myself for leaving you behind. Worse than–

John, close to tears: Alright, alright, Buck! I'll have the surgery. You win. You always win. But damn you don't play fair.

Gale, smirking and putting a toothpick between his teeth: That's why I always win, darling.

[beinfinite]

John “Bucky” Egan: I have good news and bad news.

Gale “Buck” Cleven: Good news first.

John “Bucky” Egan: I won’t do it again.

[alienoresimagines]

*Curt and Bucky are sitting on a bench*

Buck: What's wrong, why do you both look so sad?

Bucky: Sit down with us so we can tell you.

Buck: *sits down*

Curt: The bench is freshly painted.

[jenning-fcb]

[livelaughlove-write]

Buck : I’m in love with you. Bucky : We called off the prank war last night at midnight, dork. Buck: I know. Bucky : Ah. Okay. Um. Cool. Neat. Very cool. Cool. Cool. Coolcoolcool-

[thatsrightice]

When the flyboys found out they couldn’t get parachutes they immediately knew they had to go to Crosby, but I’ll bet they still drew straws to see who had to tell him like:

“You do it”

“I don’t want to do it you do it”

“C’mon just man up”

“Why’s this such a big deal anyway”

“He’s going to flip out”

“Obviously”

“I just don’t want him to get in trouble for losing his mind on some non-co alright?”

“He’ll be fine I saw him get in the Colonel’s face last week because the guy wanted to sign off on a mission he didn’t approve of and nothing happened”

“We need to quit wasting time just go it’ll be fine”

“No you do it you’re his favorite”

“He says he doesn’t pick favorites”

“Well he’s lying”

“Yeah every mom says they don’t pick favorites but they definitely do”

“But I was the one who told him about the broken chair and took all the blame”

“Oh yeah? What was your punishment?”

“…I was grounded”

“Now does that sound like a punishment to you?”

“…no”

“Exactly now go”

[imasexypotato]

John, leaning on the counter: Hey beautiful, come here often?

Gale: ....

Gale: Is this the part where I remind you we've been married for four years or do I play along?

John: Play along!

Gale: Alright. Sorry, I'm not interested, I'm married

John: ....