#mr. parker's 🌼 anon !

[miguel-owhora]

I disappeared for a bit hi hi, love your new blog theme :33

I was just curious if you have any Miguel hcs like silly little ones (spiderdad ones too?) Idk I just saw the most painful mischaracterized writing of Miguel in a fic and I'd love to hear some nice hcs if you don't mind ofc ofc🙏💕

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thank you ! im taking a big fat shit whilst writing this so enjoy :3 !!!!

i think miguel has a guilty pleasure of watching those trashy reality tv/drama or or whatever idk shows. like they're so bad and corny and cringy, but i truly believe he enjoys them, if just to make fun of them. he likes watching them from our time to his time, and probably has a collection of them. he probably destresses bt watching them 😭

im also a believer that he has, or had idk, a step by step skincare routine. this man wears robes and is just so ... fruity ! he most definitely takes care of his pretty little face, and wears his stupid robes and bunny slippers.

the bunny slippers were probably a gag gift from gabi n gabri, and he talks about how dumb they are, but theyre rhe comfiest pair he owns and they mean a lot bc.. well, yknow what happened.

this man probably has a collection of robes or something idk i feel like he would. he probably has one for every occasion. i feel like he'd have a matching one with gabri and he doesnt like wearing it that often because he will cry

okay, but spiderdads time :3 !!!

peter forced him to get a matching pink robe and despite him complaining about it, everyone knows he actually likes his pink robe. he uses it the most. actually, peter got it for him from his own world :')

peter is so silly with miguel like hes the silliest idk hes smart but dumb, and miguel is very attractive to it. he'll act all annoyed in public but in private miguel is all soft smiles and twinkling eyes whenever peter makes a dumb joke or does something stupid.

i feel like miguel is accidentally funny idk his actual jokes are so bad they're not funny, but without even trying he delivers the best comments at the exact same time and hes all ??? when everyones struggling, and failing, to hide their laughter

he does the most when hes Spider-Man like dude, have you seen his comic vers??????? peter is so CONFUSED when he sees miguel arching his back and kicking his legs and ??!?!?!! theres no reason for him to be doing all that 😭😭

idk miguels a silly idiot n i love him for it :3 he n peter are both smart but with enough time, peter tears down his walls n makes him silly !!!