#mr. parker

[bethanydelleman]

An underrated part of Sandition (the unfinished novel) is that this absolute idiot rides up in a carriage, flips it over, sprains his ankle and claims that seawater will cure it, and all the while he shouldn't even be there he read an ad incorrectly.

And yet Mr. Heywood is like, "Yeah, you seem like a trustworthy caretaker of my eldest daughter. Have fun in Sandition, Charlotte!"

[popculturebaby]

Sarah Jessica Parker and Chris Noth for Entertainment Weekly, 1999

[itsjuliak5]

Little Things I Loved from Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse:

Mrs. Chen being completely unfazed by the Spot. Mrs. Chen showing up in general.

The legos!

Spider-Punk cheering on MayDay; “Kid’s an anarchist,” “Take a crap on the establishment, I like it.”

There’s a part where one of the Doctor Octopuses says “Hi Peter” and I’m 99.9% sure it was Alfred Molina’s voice from “No Way Home”

The other little scenes/pictures from the original Spider-Man movies with Tobey and the ones with Andrew.

Ben Reilly narrating everything he does. (Shoutout to Andy Samberg)

Peter Parkedcar

Donald Glover as the Prowler!

Miguel’s suit has little glitches on them, or like static.

There was a Spider-Man holding a hockey stick.

Dino-Spider-Man!!

“Well maybe you should just get off the kid’s ass.”

Jefferson Morales calling Gwen “emo.”

Peter using his bath robe as a cape.

Mayday shooting a web at the phone to take a picture of her and Peter.

[pjotvshownews]

Character posters for the monsters in ‘-Percy Jackson and the Olympians’ (x)

[red-rover-au]

These characters have the SAME voice actor

[marvel-lous-guy]

Tony: *turns on the light*

Tony: What are you doing?

Peter: eating bread

Tony: at 2 in the morning with the light off?

Peter: why would I turn the light on at 2 in the morning?

[creme-delacrem]

[christopher-bryant]

this is one of my favorite moments because thats only how you say bye to your best friend😭😭😭

[ikarakie]

tony’s been dreaming of the day peter and harley meet, because he just knows they’ll get on like a house on fire.

he, however, certainly doesn’t expect their first meeting to be them getting kidnapped together, over 900 miles apart. he also doesn’t expect the frantic phone call he gets two sleepless days later, from their kidnapper, begging him to please come get the kids because they’re so fucking irritating.

[i24lua]

[idk-bruh-20]

Irondad fic ideas #130

You know that trope where SI employees call Peter "Stark Jr."?

Fic where Tony learns about this and loves it. One night, at one of their weekly Ironfam dinners, he gleefully brags about it in front of May

In retaliation, May says to Tony, "Okay, Parker Sr."

No angst miscommunications, just hilarity. Everyone knows this is about the honor of being included in each other's families

[hillsidecomics]

The Autistic Spider-Man

[phantomstatistician]

Fandom: Leverage

Sample Size: 6,966 stories

Source: AO3

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[miguel-owhora]

on another note, recently divorced dilf!peter who catches your attention. you're the owner of this new restaurant, and he and may become your new regulars—and favorite ones. he's nearly a decade older than you, but my god does he make you swoon.

you don't hide your attraction to the older man, not bothering to lessen your compliments if just to see the pretty blush that blooms across his cheeks to the tips of his ears. the day he decides to flirt back, you nearly explode.

though, knowing this is peter, while he does gain some attraction towards you, his insecurities nip at him. he tells you he's too old to keep up with you, that he's worn out, that he has nothing else to offer. to this, you promptly ask him out to dinner, and maybe to your place afterwards.

though bewildered, as if expecting his comments to keep you away, he accepts.

which is how peter finds himself in your bedroom, with his thighs clamped around your head as you eat his pussy out like it's no one's business. something as simple as you eating him out has him shaking and crying out your name, it makes him feel young. even moreso when you manage to make him squirt all over your face, and when embarrassment nips at him, you're quick to bite the bud and eat him out to another orgasm.

[vamprnce]

here's a spider spy, a spy-der 🕷️

tbh drew this bc of Peter being a dork in that one undercover mission but him being in a suit works well for new years too ig lmao happy new years 🎉