#mukbee crack fics

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Mitski || Vecna

Crack fic

Warning(s): The murder of a hamster named Potato Chip, season 4 spoilers

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Y/n opened their eyes only to be met with a world that wasn't their own.

They knew this would happen. They've been having the same symptoms as everyone else who was killed by him. For them, it was their hamster, Potato Chip. 

He was a pet from when they were around seven, so when they thought he was dead they were quick to bury him. However, they later found out about the high chances of him just being asleep and hibernating. They've been burdened with guilt ever since.

"Y/n," A voice said, causing them to turn around slowly. Their eyes widened at the sight.

"What the fuck?" Y/n exclaimed as they stood up from the ground. "Bro, why is a walking barnacle trying to kill me? I was expecting you to be scarier."

"Y/n you know what you did," He continued, completely ignoring their comment. "You killed an innocent hamster."

"I WAS SEVEN I DIDN'T KNOW THEY HIBERNATED!!" Y/n screeched as they started to run in the opposite direction. They weren't sure how long they had been running, but they eventually arrived at an area filled with red mist.

"I've seen so many horror movies, I probably shouldn't go in," Y/n commented as they proceeded to enter the fog. "This can be my main character moment."

They looked around as they were farther in. Chrissy and Fred, we're in this thing stunning up from the ground. It was like when they saw that grandfather clock in the tree, but it was them instead of the clock. 

"Y/n you are meant to join me," Vecna Continued before he cornered them against another thing the dead bodies of his past victims were in. 

They felt vines wrap around them, pulling them up against the tree and holding them there. 

"I shall—"

Suddenly Mitski started to play.

"Are . . . are you ok?" Vecna asked as he heard the lyrics, earning a shake of the head from Y/n.

"Not really, no. Shits have been a hard man. Are you okay? This whole killing people ordeal must have been caused by something."

Vecna let them go. "Can I talk about it?"

Y/n sat down on the ground and patted the ground. "I'm all ears."

———

Dustin and his friends watched as Y/n's body which was previously in the sky lowered to the ground. They didn't wake up though.

"What is happening?" Steve asked and he snapped his fingers in front of them.

"I'm not sure, what song is playing?" Dustin asked as Max checked.

"It just says Mitski Mixtape." 

Dustin facepalmed. "Shit."