Drawtectives: Orc Lore
So in honor of S1 of Drawtectives almost being over, I decided to rewatch all the episodes and compile all the “orc lore” Jacob spills, because it is delightful. I know people have suggested doing this but I haven’t seen anyone actually compile it all, so I’m sorry if you already have and I missed it. Also there were some things I left out because they felt more like just a joke, or weren’t important enough, or too non-specific. Some of the lore is contradictory but it’s so impressive for improv worldbuilding. Anyways! Enough of that. Read on:
Part 2
Episode 1:
- York is orc on his father’s side, human on his mother’s
- His father is the tribe’s leader
- “Humans are kind of like pets to me”
- “I don’t know anything either, but I’m basically unkillable” - just a good York summary
- Has a case he keeps bones in
- Murder is a normal thing at orc parties
- The bone economy is introduced
Episode 2:
- York cannot write (does not understand the process of writing?)
- Orcs heal sickness by violently shaking the afflicted
- York is pretty good at mental math
Episode 3:
- Common misconception; York can read, just in the “orc runes”, not English
- Does not know what dollars are
- The bone economy is expanded upon; dragon bones are very valuable
- In orc culture you are polite to people who can kill you; rudeness is reserved for those you feel comfortable around
- York only learned about “motives” recently
- York is unaware of what jokes are
- He has never cried before?
- Food is eaten raw and possibly still alive
- In the bone economy, “candle bones” are worth 5 turtle bones, turtle bones are worth 5 rat bones, and a rat bone is worth 5 bug bones (bug bones are being phased out as a currency)
- Northern bugs do have bones
- Things that are the best to eat are the hardest to kill
- York’s hairstyle is popular, because he forced others to adopt it
Episode 4:
- “I’m about to humor your boy out the window” is just a very good quote
- York has trained warhounds before
- Wild trains live in wild train country. They cannot be slain or tamed, and are incredibly fast. It is the only thing York is terrified of
- Orcs cannot refuse an invitation; half-orcs must give a tentative maybe
- Wild trains are a serious threat to York’s tribe
- York has “bad blood” with the Wild Lands
- Bikes are used to escape wild trains
Episode 5:
- Only one channel on TV is received in the Northern Tribes; orcish soap operas are most common - “Tusks of Our Lives”, “Maul My Children”, “One Fight to Live” (which has 37 seasons)
- Only one band in the Northern Tribes; Birds of Prey
- York is unaware bands other than that one existed
- York does not know what a camera is
- Also does not know how TV works (”little people inside the box”)
- Cannot recognize his own face in a photo
- Only lemons grow/are sold in the Northern Tribes
- York had a “yellow-slick toad” named Tammy as a child; previous crying point disproven as he cried at least 15 minutes when it died
- Wild trains are also called “ground planes” sometimes
- York has murdered his brother in an “unrightful claim to the throne” and “blood feud”
- He is apparently an orc prince; this does line up with the lore about him being the tribe leader’s son
- (Non-orc worldbuilding: boker, billiards, Grendan Fury, Go Bish)
Episode 6: (the piss episode)
- Orcs… do both at once, as it were
- He doesn’t wipe………
- “Pee is compliment, blood is insult”
- Class discourse is an important discussion in orcish culture
- Mirrors do not exist in the Northern Tribes
- Northern cats are apparently eight feet long and eight feet tall, roughly cuboid, and kept as battle cats
- “Northern hill squirrel”
Episode 7:
- Orcs are strongly anti-tobacco; instead they do mushrooms
- YORKY SNACKS
- York once held onto an antelope for two weeks
- “It takes five pickles to hold a potata” - common orcish childhood quote
- Fuzzy potatoes are a crop in the Northern Tribes; they are hard to perceive, and if you don’t put on your “pickle glove” before you hold one things will get real weird
- York does possess the ability to write both “eat my butt” and “wow now thatsa potata”
Episode 8:
- Orcs have two stomachs, requiring more food to fill them; they don’t need to eat for two days after the stomachs are full
- He “empties both stomachs at once”
- York has been in many knife fights
- Expansion on wild trains: they can be killed, evidently, but only if you sneak up and attack their engine compartment while they’re sleeping, if confronted you must lure them into a false sense of security. Wild trains do know when they are being depicted in art and can sense it, will attack (?)
- Whatever leg wrestling is about
- Apparently once York killed a rhino by fanning his hand but I’m not sure if that was real or just to push Emery’s buttons
- “Is he doin slammer on me” - I just really like that
- Orcs are only babies for a couple hours
- YORK FEET PICS
- Possibly non-canonical but Jacob said York is on his Rumspringa and that is very funny
Episode 9:
- Non-orc actors and programs are being shown on orc TV?
- Orcs do not have dimples
- Old actors are called “road dogs” in the Northern Tribes
Episode 10:
- Ghosts exist in this world, but not in the Northern Tribes (“when people die, they die hard”)
- Reconfirmed: York is good at math
- Spilled milk is cried over in the North (it will make York cry)
- Has no pockets
(Updating:)
Episode 11:
- Not much but it’s a big one:
Orcish elders have knowledge of Julia (and her artistic decisions)
One-Shot Stream:
- Orcs “feel time differently” - described as being like dog years (1 day feel like 3 days)
- Semi-related: orcs believe that people are never coming back when they leave and are surprised when they do
- York believed only murder was a crime
- Dogs love York
- York does not know what his birthday is
- After a birth in the Northern tribes, people “take a stick and scratch in the mud” the words ‘He was born’ so others know
- He doesn’t know what glass is?
- “Faster than you can shake a leaf at a twig”
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