#mushroomchildwithaknife

[get-rammed]

How do you think the Monty's respond to the nickname "Gator Cakes"? For science reasons of course!

Golf Monty doesn't understand its an affectionate nickname. He thinks you're just asking him where to find the gator cakes at 😭 when someone explains it to him he just thinks it's cute

Glamrock Monty is flustered. He's not used to being called cute nicknames anymore. Send help he's overheating but he looks so pissed off

[didderd]

Hey what would the farmer boy's fav type of chicken be?

idk a lot abt different types of chickens

but

i think they would find banties vry cute. they're not the best egg laying chickens, as their eggs are half the size of a normal egg, but some people like that for some reason, so they still sell at least.

but their favorites might be silkies! they are so fluffy and soft. and tend to be more tolerant than other chickens. fell farmer might not admit it out loud, but i feel like even he'd be drawn to how cute and soft they are.

[get-rammed]

(politely storms in)

AYE, AYE, EXPLAIN YOUR BOY

How could you let him access this tech?! How could you let this happen to me?!

*tiny violin plays in the background*

Listen. It's kind of funny to think he's sending you through mazercise blindfolded because he's got his little notebook out and wants to see how well humans do with blinders. I'm sure your reward at the end will be something good and nothing at all bad