#my Bea is a herbo

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BOPPY

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Posting the new bea sprites I have made cause why not. This girl is gay give her gayer clothes.

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Bea try to cheer up her sulking daughter.

Bea while kissing Lily: You are my pride and joy princess. My popcorn.

Poppy: did you just called Lily popcorn?

Bea: hell yeahhh

Poppy: and why is that?

Bea: you always called me a corn farmer. So it makes sense if I called her popcorn which means I am the one who put corn kernels in a pleasure cooker and mixed it with a lot of sweetness and sweat and tadaaaaa!!!! Salted caramel popcorn Lily is here!

Poppy: do you mean pressure cooker baby? And did you refer my reproductive system as a cooker?? And how dare you calling our daughter salted caramel popcorn???! She got your genes dumbass.

Bea: that's exactly what I mean

Annoyed Poppy: I hope you'll have a good sleep on couch tonight baby.

HAJJAJAJAJJSJA

Oooh pls these are so good.

I love herbo Bea. This Bea is just superior.

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I just wanted to diss to yoga boy, but now really thinking about it, i just imagined that like, she's really stressed and want to calm down so she decide to do the yoga thing, and then it end up with her throwing the controller on the tv because she got really pissed off with the instructor's voice or something like that.

"You can deep breath yourself out of my life, you basic little bitch"

HAJAJHAHAHHA

She would! She doesn’t have the patience bruh.

I imagine my Bea that’s totally a herbo, more of a kickboxing person.

While poppy totally a Pilates kinda girl.

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I am now starting a 'ask the author's and I am starting you off with this question: How will Bea and Poppy act respectively when they get jealous

Oh I’m no author but ok!

So.... Bea is dumb. Since I decided to throw canon queen b out. My mc is a herbo. She’s dumb, but lovable dumb you know?

Anyway.... when she gets jealous? If she is in a party she would act like she doesn’t care, like it doesn’t bothers her. It does But everyone notices cause she starts speaking louder and drinking a lot more than she’s used to.

Cause, you know.... she is very cautious about scaring poppy off. So she tries to not overwhelm her with emotional stuff. Also they are not in a serious relationship so she doesn’t think she has the right to say anything. Even if they have this dates almost everyday

If they are in a random place she would just try to distract herself. But keeping an eye on poppy to see if she’s uncomfortable with it. She’s ready to step in. But most of the time poppy can handle assholes with a hand behind her back.

In conclusion. She is very obvious when she is jealous, but she thinks she hides it very well.

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Now poppy

Poppy is just very hands on with her stuff. And even if her and Bea are not in an official relationship??? That’s her stuff. Hands off.

She makes no attempt to hide it, she just slips in whatever is happening and starts tearing apart the other person with the most deadpan expression ever til they go away.

Bea is dumb so she’s just confused and never notices anything. Is always zoey the one that clues her in.... cause zoey is the only one with a braincell in that book.

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What does poppy do when Bea is just being stupid?

Like stupid annoying or just her herbo self???

Stupid annoying... she would def try to ignore. Don’t make eye contact. Or she would just start bantering with her and then proceed to screaming cause then they are both being stupid and then they probably start kissing.

Her herbo self??? She just looks at her with that “omg what an idiot. But my idiot” kinda look

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Ogay, another au that just yeeted into my head about queen b. So first of all Zoey is a superhero and Poppy is a supervillain, the only problem is Bea knows their real identity but Zoey and Poppy don't know. Its stressful for Bea because the artifact that both Zoey and Poppy are looking for is actually with Bea but she doesn't know what to do.

Zoey is obviously Bea's best friend, but Poppy shows this sweet side to Bea ever since she started volunteering at Poppy's animal shelter and well Bea doesn't know what to do with the whole hidden artifact thing. She can't just up and say "oh yeah the thing you guys have been looking for is actually hidden in my closet lol"

It's a me mario, dealing more AUs I will never write fjsjdbwjwndsn sup gabu

Bruh I was sold at the superhero part. Hajajjajaja

Give it to me mario!!! Also I love that Bea herbo ass just has this super important artifact in her closet. Lmao, she would hajajajjsjaj

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I love bea and carter's herbo/himbo dynamic hsjhsjs

That’s my ultimate brotp from queen b.

Jshjshjsbsjh bea and the alphas just go together, himbo/herbo solidarity