Lord Harkon: You will bow.
Last Dragonborn: Oh, no, I'm sorry, Your Grace, I can't do that.
Lord Harkon: You what?
Last Dragonborn: It's my back.
Last Dragonborn: It simply refuses to carry the weight of an entirely pointless stratum of society who contribute nothing of worth to the world,
Last Dragonborn: and crush the hopes and dreams of working people.
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King George: Bow.
David: Oh, no, I'm sorry, Your Majesty, I can't do that.
David: It's my back.
King George: Your back?
David: It simply refuses to carry the weight of an entirely pointless stratum of society who contribute nothing to the world and crush the hopes and dreams of working people.
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Sengoku: You are in the presence of the Celestial Dragons. You will bow.
Garp: Oh, no. I'm sorry, Fleet Admiral, I can't do that.
Sengoku: You what?
Garp: It's my back.
Sengoku: Your back?
Garp: Yeah, my back's playing up. It simply refuses to carry the weight of an entirely pointless stratum of society who contribute nothing of worth to the world and crush the hopes and dreams of working people.
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My back’s playing up. It simply refuses to carry the weight of an entirely pointless stratum of society who contribute nothing of worth to the world and crush the hopes and dreams of working people.
Kelsier, at some point
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MAYBE HE’S JUST NOT IN THE MOOD, closed eyes and a frustrated sigh slips from his lips. Of course he doesn’t open his eyes as he hears someone approaching, ‘cause he’s not in the mood for that either. “ My back’s playing up. ” Four simple words that sounded innocent enough, except he’s NEVER had a bad back in his life. “ It simply refuses to carry the weight of an entirely pointless stratum of society who contribute nothing of worth to the world and crush the hopes and dreams of working people.”
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