#my cm livetweet lmao

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Every Criminal Minds director: How can we make this episode scary?? Oh I know—

Every Criminal Minds episode: *spray of blood* *gutted scream* *grusome crime scene photos* *gunshot* *spurt of blood again*

Matthew Gray Gubler directing that fucking marionette episode: :) :) :)

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The Criminal Minds writers, always, but ESPECIALLY in any episodes with canon LGBT+ characters:

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Someone making conjectures about how often a drug dealer might call: isn’t that a little often??

Reid, without hesitation: they don’t call you, you would call them

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Rossi: The BAU is trending!

Me, as ideas for social media fic leap forth fully formed from my skull: 👀👀👀👉👈

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Me, sweating about the BAU’s collective inevitable trauma from whatever the season finale is this fucking time: hm, it’s about time somebody gets kidnapped again, isn’t it!

Mark Hamill, swanning in to kill Strauss and kidnap Blake: :)

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Thinking about how Hotch and Morgan straight up confronted Strauss about her alcoholism and sent her to rehab ??? So ig they learned their lesson from when they DIDNT do that for Reid like four seasons ago lmao ✨character growth✨

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Cool and fun game where we take shots every time I cry bc Emily Prentiss leaves the show 😳😳😳

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Hey I’m just here to say I do not give a FUCK, if anything happens to Beth I’ll lose my goddamn MIND. Hotch isn’t even one of my favorite characters but please good lord that stoic man needs a chance to smile