Me when I Slice'n'Dice until I'm dizzy: :D
Me when I accidentally get a tinny cut on my finger: :(
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sniffling. puppy was not meant for human life. puppy was meant to be spoiled really
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Sliced open my hand on another Hollinger box, but this time it was right across the palm (usually it's the thumbs) and now I look like I've been making cool blood pacts like an anime or fantasy protagonist, and not just a goofy archivist
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listen i dont say mdni bc this blog is mostly random stuff and not porn but Discretion Advised. if you dont like horror or cursing or politics just.. dont touch those posts or my blog at all really? i'm not your dad. you can click buttons. no one needs to baby proof the internet bc you're intent on infantilizing yourself. if youre online, it is your and with good communication/a healthy relationship your caretaker's responsibility to curate your experience. i do not force people to look at my posts. please do everyone a courtesy and use the block button instead of complaining at anyone whose content you dont like.
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" hellooo, Felix ! Happy Halloween !! How's it been so far ? :^) "
((@agent-octyl))
"Happy Halloween to you too! It's been alright, nothing too fancy. This is the first year I didn't have big huge plans, so it's relaxing, too."
[Felix smiles a little. He has his stuffed turtle- Fredrick- on top of his head, with Mari the crow perched on Fredrick's head. Wyatt the cat is sleeping on his desk with Christopher the squirrel.]
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From a very young age, Kaeya held such a fondness for handholding. Whether it was his father clinging tightly to him to make sure he didn’t get lost, Adelinde’s gentle, grounding hand closed over his to comfort him whenever his nerves got the better of him, Crepus’s rough-palmed, firm yet comforting grip as he brought him back home, or, as it was most often of all, Diluc’s warm, yet at times uncomfortably tight hold as he dragged him anywhere, everywhere, determined to always keep Kaeya close and eagerly show him all there was to see, Kaeya treasured the gesture greatly.
Of course, being as shy as he was, initiating it himself was always the harder part. So much so, he would tend to hold pinkies, rather than outright take a person’s hand in his own. Eventually, it would become his most common way to go about the gesture of affection.
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Scaly Hand Shane Season has progressed to Shane Tries Not to Knaw His Own Hand Off Season
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My cat accidentally scratched my finger pretty deep and I don’t know if I’ll be able to draw tonight ughhhhhhh
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Oh my god I was passing this customer her change back and we both got shocked HARD, so hard we both felt it immediately and the two customers behind her heard it. I just stood there for a minute in a daze and have been lightheaded ever since
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Found this little girl walking around but refusing to fly so I gave her some honey and she was drinking it for a long time lol
Had to go back in but hopefully she got the energy and flew back home
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what jack from titanic suffered while he froze to death in the middle of the atlantic ocean is nothing compared to what i went through in the kitchen at work today
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