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Once I "made" a custom emoji for my mum by crudely drawing a hijab on it and now whenever she wants me to buy a coffee for her I get a text like this

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The left image as a rug and the right image as a ceiling poster

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just a guy out having a bang up time

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would it be more morally permissible for Scooby Doo to fuck a human or an ordinary Great Dane, is the question

Now we're asking the big questions

(considering he has human level intelligence I feel like a human would be better but assuming he can ALSO communicate with fellow dogs I feel like?? it's fine?? idk it's not something I feel like thinking through too much lmao)

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"Ok let's run this video in the background while I do things :)"

then that video ends and next video autoplays in which apparently from one day to another VShojo exploded like a dying sun and its biggest talents quit and Ironmouse got gadooshed out of every single U.S. Dollar in existence and they also funneled charity money and then Kson got the JP CEO of VShojo on stream and executed him Guantanamo Bay style by telling him she quits live on stream

then it autoplayed another Summoning Salt video.

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You see I too often sat in school classes and thought “when am I ever going to need this, I’m never going to be an engineer, I’m never gonna be a scientist, I’m never gonna be a linguist” and then I grew up and it turns out a lot of bigots and cults and scams and grifts hinge their entire business model on you just. Not knowing what a protein is or some shit

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The way Phil doesn’t even talk about “if I got an onlyfans” it’s “if we got an onlyfans” okay. I see how it is

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the impulsive thoughts won

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Dan asking us if we want more tabletop games… because they’ve already planned it

Further proof that “do you guys want that” is PROOF it’s already coming

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watched this video and took screenshots of his gorgeous gorgeous hair like I was at a concert

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4 eye human stolas idea is from dokuro 6_o_c (twt)

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Wait, I just saw your post about the terms you proposed: TMDP and TWDP. And I gotta ask: is having an atypical development of stuff like ovaries, uterus and vulva really all it takes to be considered intersex? Like if the development was atypical in any way? Maybe I understand it wrong, I thought the development had to be somehow "between" sexes (or completely outside of the perceived binary for people with different chromosomes) for someone not to be considered perisex?

No, you don't have to be between sexes to be intersex, I may be, but plenty of us are intersex due to lacking sex traits or having variant forms of certain traits, rather than having a mix of traits from both ends of the scale. Intersex really just refers to anyone whose sex traits are uncommon/atypical in a population.

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show your awesome titties please

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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well this fucking sucks