#my grandmother was taking opium as a toddler (they used to put it in teething rags) and me?

[bumblebeebats]

"Alcohol and caffeine are drugs" i tell myself, not to destigmatize drug-users or raise awareness about our society's worrying normalization of caffeine dependency (though both are worthy causes), but rather to convince myself that my night in with a £2 canned espresso martini is actually a wild and sexy display of hedonistic excess