#my music taste is weird as heck lol

[laventadorn]

Hi music anon again 🤗

I know what you mean about never knowing what music Snape listens to. It's sort of tough, isn't it?

I feel like the instinct is for classical and I don't doubt that he enjoys classical music, but I also think his Muggle upbringing would surely play a role in his music taste no matter how much he rightfully despised his father and his crappy childhood in general.

Now this may way be controversial, but I sort of headcanon teenage Snape secretly listening to Fleetwood Mac or T-rex or The Stones with black painted finger nails and cigarette in hand and sort of think he probably never stopped? I mean the painted nails probably didn't hang around after he started teaching (or maybe he did and he just used a glamour though that might interfere with his potions lol) but I could still easily see Harriet's Snape listening to You can go your own way or Paint it black in his chambers when he thinks hes mostly certain he has a few private minutes to himself...of course, I now I have the image of Snape listening to angry girl indie music in my head i dont think that's leaving any time soon 😄

it certainly is rough! also it's very hard not to give him our own music taste in some way (that is, the taste of the person headcanoning about it), which is only natural, both because we like our own taste and because we interpret our blorbos through some prism of self.

also music, more than probably any other art form, seems to get tied up with this performance evaluation of our personal coolness. there can be a lot of "i don't listen to that" about music, and everyone shows off their spotify wrapped at the end of the year (some people apparently... put cooler songs on mute and play them to jazz up their list?? is that real????) so, going off what you said about his Muggle upbringing, and music as a form of teenage rebellion, this complicates the Snape Playlist because one would imagine him hearing Muggle music at home and, whether he liked it or not, rejecting it because it's Muggle. or maybe embracing it, at least on holiday, because his dad hates it and he hates his dad. or! maybe some of it reminds him of lily, so it likes it for that reason, at least for a while. (secret fourth option: i’m way overthinking it!)

the another complication is that we don't know what the heck kind of music wizards listen to. we only know the Weird Sisters, which is rock. are they the wizard Iron Maiden or Nirvana? or maybe Vivaldi was a wizard or something. then young, desperately-trying-to-not-be-too-Muggle Snape could listen to these safely.

but in the end, i just wonder if... snape wouldn't listen to anything? i wonder if the reason it's so hard to nail down something for him to listen to is because i can't imagine him actually... doing something for simple enjoyment? he's so uptight in this way and self hating in that way... the result of asking myself "what would snape enjoy" is really the answer "nothing!" he won't let himself. he can read depressing books and dry potions journals but for music you just have to relax and enjoy the noises and i just... have a hard time picturing him doing it. he can't relax. he can't enjoy himself. he can't appreciate a nice tune. not yet.

this tangled web of questions is the answer i've come up with for myself, so far :)

[writethesleepaway]

Every Girl But One - P2

Summary: Growing up with Steve Harrington as your best friend meant that you saw each other as family. Watching that role stick after your feelings for him change can only hurt.

Pairing: Steve Harrington x Fem!Reader

WC: 3328

Warnings: angst, fluff, happy ending!

A/N: based on a true fucking story because god i fucking hate 'being one of the boys' but i didnt have a happy ending LOL

(divider by @delishlydelightfuldividers)

To say that you were confused was an understatement. You didn't know that someone could go through as many emotions as you did in such a short amount of time. How dare Steve react the way that he did, how dare he break your heart the way that he did. It wasn't even the fact that he just left which made you upset, it was the fact that he said he 'feared' your confession. You knew he wouldn't see you as anything more than a friend but to think that little of you to the point of being scared of the possibility of anything more? That was past weird, now it was rude.

You cried your heart out to Robin, who thankfully walked you to your house, told your parents you were staying over for the weekend, grabbed a bag full of the essentials and walked you to her place, where you stayed up the whole night talking and eating ice cream. She left at around 9 am, claiming she 'knew a guy' and came back with 2 rolled joints, a couple of beers, and some guy with shaggy hair trailing alongside her like a lost puppy.

"I know it's only 9 am, but I got weed, beer, and Eddie!" she exclaimed as she held her hands out to show off the guy.

"Who the heck is Eddie?" you asked, in between sniffles.

"Me! I know we've never met but Robin said she needed a guy's mind to tackle a problem, and trust me, anything with King Steve is definitely a problem." he explained as he sat down next to you, offering his hand out for you to shake.

The mention of Steve's name only made you cry harder, making Eddie pull back his hand and look up at Robin worriedly.

"I'll let her explain." Robin stated as she started to light a joint.

"There's not much to explain, really. There's just this guy who I've always been best friends with, then I caught feelings like an idiot, then we stopped talking because he only had eyes for his girlfriend, and last night she dumped him so I confessed my feelings and he had the nerve to say 'You've said the one thing I've feared for so long.'"

"Wait, feared? Why would he fear that?" Eddie asked as he blew smoke from his mouth.

"Dunno. He said now we'll never go back to just being friends."

"Jesus, this guy is stupid. Is there anything more you need to say?"

"Not really..."

"Wonderful! I propose we get high, drunk, and listen to music!"

"Absolutely not! Eddie, your music taste is just noise, we're listening to Y/N's music."

"Robs we didn't bring any to your house..."

"HA then metal it is!"

Eddie laughed as he brought out a mixtape from his pocket while Robin groaned and you giggled at their interactions. As much as you were still upset over Steve, it was nice to have them as a distraction.

This dynamic continued for longer than you had expected. It took a few weeks to get over Steve but you found yourself back into the swing of things, and with a new friend now, Eddie! Eventually you graduated and even got accepted into University of Notre Dame. The move was good for you, the weight lifted off your shoulders as you became occupied with living your life on your own. You were a bit upset because you couldn't spend as much time with Robin or Eddie anymore, but you felt yourself evolve into a more mature and career orientated woman. The independence was necessary, as you'd say.

You always said you'd go visit Robin, but that happened less than you had hoped for. Either some teacher assigned insane amounts of working practically trapping you in the library to do research or you had some other friend to go visit. Time escaped your mind and you found yourself planning to finally go back to Hawkins in the summer of 1985. With just a few phone calls, your parents had cleared out your room for your arrival, as they asked about all the details of their college girl. While you tried to be positive and talk about your experience, you couldn't help but feel a bit sore. Hawkins was your home, it was also home to the one boy who kinda made it miserable. You weren't sure if you were ready to face him again, but you were determined to forget about it, you had better people to see anyways.

The drive back was quiet, you slept for most of it, trying to ignore the overthinking that plagued your mind. Even when you got back home, you flopped yourself on your bed, waiting for the evening to come so you could surprise Robin and Eddie.

"Y/N? Y/N!" a voice called out from the street. As you rushed to wipe the sleep from your eyes you wondered who was yelling at you with such frenzy. You pulled the door open to reveal your father who was waiting for you in the car.

"What is it?"

"We gotta go now! There's been a fire at Starcourt!"

"Starcourt? The mall?"

"Yeah, now let's go!"

"Wait hold on, why are we going to a mall that just burnt down?"

"Honey, you didn't know?"

"I didn't know what...?"

"That's the mall where Robin works! Now le'ts go!"

You felt your heart drop at your father's words. Without thinking you ran out to climb into the car, temporarily forgetting that you were still in a tank top and your flannel pants. Panic rushed through your mind as you thought of all the things that could have happened. The sound of sirens grew louder as you approached the mall and you ran out of the car, not even bothering to close the door.

"Robin? Robin! Where are you?" you yelled as you ran around trying to spot your friend. You made out a vague blur of teenagers who were all sitting on the edge of fire trucks or ambulances but you still couldn't find your friend. That was when a certain voice pulled you out of your head, causing you to turn around.

"Y/N...?" he whispered as your jaw dropped when you saw his face. Steve was sat against some wrecked car, holding ice to his face.

"Holy shit, Steve? What the hell happened to you?" you asked. You felt your body instinctively run towards him and reach out to touch his wounds, yanking your hand back when he winced.

"Y/N what are you doing here?"

"Not now Steve, I'm glad you're not dead but, I need to find Robin!"

"Y/N, I'm here!" she called as she limped over to the two of you, immediately pulling you into a hug.

"Robin what the fuck? I come home from college to find out the mall burned down and now you're here? What happened?!"

"Oh my god Y/N you won't believe this, so I started working at Scoops with Steve and then turns out the Russians were hiding in our mall so we had to decoded their message and then the Russians caught us and they drugged us and Steve and I were tortured, well Steve was tortured, and then Billy got possessed and then there was this huge fucking monster and we almost died but we didnt!"

"Robin... what."

"I'm serious Y/N! I'm fully serious!"

"Okay, let's get you home."

"What about Steve?"

"What about Steve?"

"We can't just leave him here!"

"I'm not entirely sure when you became friends with him, but I'm not friends with him. He can figure out how to get home, my ride deal only stands with you."

Robin looked over at Steve who had his head tilted back as he held the ice to his face. You stood firm in your decision and your father was waiting by his car, asking if people were okay as they walked by.

"Y/N, I promise I will explain everything, please just, come over to my house tonight. Or better, let's go to Steve's and we'll explain it all."

"Steve's? You have got to be kidding me Robs do you not remember what he did to me? I go for one year and I come back and you're besties now?!"

"I promise it's not what it looks like, I swear! I will explain everything, please, just trust me."

Robin put on the puppy eyes that you knew you were too weak to say no to, so you slapped Steve on the shoulder and told him to follow you and her to your dad's car. You explained that you'd take care of the two at Steve's house, which he thankfully agreed to with no questions, and dropped you off in front of Steve's home.

When you entered you let out a breath of relief at seeing an empty house. Some things just didn't change no matter how long you stayed away. You pushed Robin and Steve onto the couch as you looked around for a first aid kit and grabbed glasses of water for the pair.

"Someone better start talking right now." you muttered as you took out disinfectant and poured it onto some cotton balls.

"Hawkins is fucking cursed." Steve whispered as he stared off into the distance.

"Elaborate."

"Remember that Byers kid? Will? The one who went missing?"

"What about him?"

"He didn't go missing, he was kidnapped by some fucking monster."

"Those monsters came from the same place the monster that attacked us at the mall! The same one that possessed Billy!" Robin added.

For the next 40 minutes they explained the whole situation of how the Upside Down came to take place in Hawkins, starting with Will's dissappearance and up until the burning of Starcourt. You took your time to clean Steve's face, slapping his arm every time he winced or hissed at the pain.

"So, the supernatural are in Hawkins, Steve you've been fighting them for like a year and a half, and you almost died fighting another at the mall last night?"

"Yeah pretty much." Steve whispered, now leaning on his side.

"Y/N I swear Steve has been nothing but good to me. At first I really didn't wanna work with him because I know what he's done to you but just trust me when I say he's a better guy now."

"Okay."

"That's it?"

"Yeah, that's it. I trust you Robin, I'm just glad you're safe."

Robin teared up as she pulled you into another hug, earning a chuckle from both you and Steve.

"Now chop chop, it's bed time for the both of you."

You ordered Steve to say seated as you went upstairs and brought out clothes for Robin to change into as well as a blanket for her to use on mattress in the spare room. It felt somewhat natural, being back in Steve's house and moving around as if it was your own. Yet another part of you felt like a fake, like you were playing the role of someone who knew what to do, when really you didn't. You weren't ignorant, you knew that Steve's eyes were on you the whole time, you knew he was watching you, but you were more focused on Robin. By the time you tucked her into bed and promised you'd be right up, you had expected Steve to go up on his own, prompting you to come back downstairs for a beer, you definitely needed one.

"Does it feel natural, to be back in my house?" he whispered from the darkness surrounding the couch, inticing a yelp from you.

"Christ Steve I thought you had gone to bed. I don't need to tuck you in you're not a little boy."

"It's been a while, since you've been here. I've missed seeing you here." he continued.

"Steve, I don't know what the Russians injected you with, but you need to sleep it off. Come on, up you go."

"I don't wanna go. If I sleep they'll get me, they'll get me in my sleep."

"Who'll get you?"

"Everything, everyone. The demogorgon, demodogs, Billy, the mind flayer, the Russians, they'll all get me."

"Okay Steve, come on, I'm serious now. Go upstairs and go to bed."

"Goddamnit Y/N can't you see that I don't wanna sleep? I wanna talk to you!" he yelled, making you choke on your beer at his sudden outburst.

"Why the hell do you wanna do that? You must be exhausted, you need the sleep!"

"I don't need sleep I need you." he deadpanned.

"What did you just say?"

"I need you, Y/N."

"Steve, you're high."

"I don't give a fuck if I'm high. I was so fucking stupid and I lost you once, I won't lose you again."

"What in god's name are you talking about Harrington?"

"I know you know what I'm talking about."

"I don't, to be frank, I have no clue what you're talking about. Because I refuse to believe that you think that you lost me, that one night after the party. You didn't lose me, dumbass, you fucking left me, you pushed me away. Said you feared me having feelings for you."

"I know. And I regret it so much."

"We are not having this conversation right now oh my god."

"For fucks sake Y/N yes we are. I haven't been able to see you in a year and you're all I've been thinking about. I have dreamt of the day that I'd be able to talk to you again, to hold you, to love you, so for crying out let me explain."

You felt your mouth open and close like a fish, but you couldn't find any words, so you just kept quiet.

"I know what I did. I know I pushed you away, I know I said horrible words, but I did not mean them. Actually know, I did mean them, I meant them because nothing in this world, no demogorgon, no demodog, no mind flayer, no nothing, could fear me more, than the thought of losing you. I loved my parents, and now they're never home, I loved Nancy, and she dumped me, everything that I have loved, I have lost in some way or another. And I do not think that I would be able to continue in this world if I had lost you. I was scared, damn it, Y/N, I was so scared. I pushed you away because I thought that if you stayed away, I wouldn't be able to lose you for good. And then all the shit with the Upside Down happened and the last thing I needed was for you to get involved, so I did what I had to do. I thought if I broke your heart for good you'd be safe."

You heard Steve's voice crack as he started to cry. It took such an immense strength to not cry yourself. You wanted to run to him and hold him, tell him that you still loved him and that he would never lose you, but that part of you was fighting the more logical part, who knew that he could have explained this to you, he could have said something instead of just trashing you away the way that he did.

"Why didn't you say anything?"

"I was worried, scared, a coward, fucking stupid. I was all these things fit into some dumb highschool teenage boy who thought that the world was about pretty girls and basketball. And then a few days later I tried to make it up to Nancy and I fought a fucking demogorgon."

"I'm not sure what to say Steve. I've grown up myself, I'm in college, I have goals, I'm not the same Y/N I was almost two years ago."

"I know, and if anything I love this new you. You're more assertive, more confident, more knowledgable. It's attractive, don't get me wrong, but I'm more proud. You don't put up with shit anymore, especially not mine."

A comfortable silenct fell upon you two as you just sat staring at each other whlie you occasionally took sips from your beer. Even when you had finished it, you kept raising the bottle to your mouth, hoping there would be a little bit that you missed. Hundreds of thoughts whizzed around in your mind as you thought of what this meant for the future of you and Steve. At the end of the day he was still one of the closest friends you'd ever had.

"Y'know what, let's restart." you said after a while. Steve cocked his head to the side as he looked at you with a confused expression.

"Restart?"

"Yeah. We're two different people now, so let's restart. Hello, my name is Y/N Y/L/N. And you are?" you explained as you walked closer to him, holding out your hand to shake his. Steve still looked skeptical but couldn't hold back his smile at being able to touch you.

"I'm Steve Harrington, nice to meet you."

"Oh but, can we just go back to the part where you said you said you wanted to hold and love me again?"

"Uh excuse me? I don't think I've ever said that to you, afterall, we just met 30 seconds ago Miss Y/L/N!" Steve joked as he pulled you down into him, leading to you falling into his lap and against his chest. He wrapped his arms around you tightly and pressed a kiss into your hair.

"Bold of you to be hugging a person you just met Mr. Harrington." you whispered, pulling yourself back just enough to see the pout on Steve's face. You cracked, wrapping your own arms around him and squeezing. Sobs wracked through his body as he held on to you, he didn't expect this moment to make him so emotional, but he couldn't help but cry.

"So what now? I know we restarted but, we have so much history, and, I still love you so much..." Steve muttered into your ear as he held you.

"We'll talk about it tomorrow Steve, I'm here for 2 whole months, we don't have to go through this now. You need to rest."

"I don't wanna sleep alone..."

"Are you asking me to sleep with you? Jesus Harrington you're fast!"

"Oh cut the crap Y/N let me cuddle my girl."

"Your girl?"

"Uhm, that is if you want to be."

"I've always been your girl Steve, just different meanings of that phrase. We'll talk about it tomorrow, I promise, but let's get some sleep now okay?"

"Let's? As in us? As in you and me?" he asked excitedly as you pulled his wrist and dragged him up the stairs.

"Yes Steve, you and me."

When you reached his bedroom, you crept away for a moment to check that Robin was safe, smiling when you saw her passed out and snoring in the bed. You turned back to Steve's room to find him tucked in, holding the blanket and his arms out as he was waiting for you to join him. Kicking off your shoes, you slid in next to him, and Steve wasted no time in pulling you close into his arms and nuzzling his face into yours.

He fell asleep quickly, but you stayed up for some time. You couldn't help but scold yourself for folding so quickly, you had hoped that you had more strength when it came to Steve, but another part of you was glad that things were on the mend. You knew that realistically you would start dating, which would suck given that you'd have to go back to college, leaving Steve in a dangerous town, but you decided that that would be a concern for tomorrow. Before you fell asleep you smiled to yourself, happy at being in Steve's arms again, where you belonged.

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[solitaryandwandering]

TAG GAME!

This is gonna be SO embarrassing but @waitmyturtles tagged me to put my Spotify On Repeat playlist on shuffle… and I’m gonna do it. Hearing all the other songs people have shouted out has been super fun!! My taste is extremely eclectic and I jump all over the place so… we’ll see what this turns out to be!

Here’s my first 10 songs on shuffle:

1) Gasoline by KEY

This song ALWAYS gets me pumped up. Clearly I needed a lot of that recently if it’s on this playlist.

2) Kidd by SE SO NEON

I love this music video and band. So cool, such a nice sound.

3) Give Me One Reason by Tracy Chapman

Never can have enough of her!! One of my favorite artists of all time. Recently saw a drag performance of this, so glam.

4) The Con by Tegan and Sara

A classic. Saw them in concert recently, they are GREAT live. Better than in the studio honestly, oops.

5) blue blur by Ryu Matsuyama feat. mabunua

Gorgeous vibes. Pretty sure it was y’all here on Tumblr who introduced me to this song, thanks so much!!!! OLD FASHION CUPCAKE SUPREMACY!!!! That show never steers me wrong!!

6) Bad : Commentary (with Song Taejong) by So!YoON!

Lol this is a weird one. I was listening to this album in the background while doing some work since I kept focusing too much on either music or English podcasts. Figured a Korean chatty sort of thing would work since I don’t know the language haha. If anyone wants to translate what they’re saying, send it my way. Here’s the song they’re commenting on if you’re interested. I highly recommend it, actually.

7) I’ll Remember by DAY6

September was FULL of DAY6 and I did not regret one bit of it.

8) MOVE by TAEMIN

Heck yeahhh

9) Villain by KEY and JENO

For some reason I just got really back into this song last month. It’s so fun!!

10) Closer by Tegan and Sara

Quite literally the song that made me realize you could desire women. Like, carnally. I have a vivid memory of watching the music video (in class on the one computer, WHY??) and reading the lyrics and just… realizing. I knew men and women and men and men could be attracted sexually to each other but… women? It had never crossed my mind. I had been poisoned by this belief that girls who liked girls did it in a “pure” sort of way. I got excited that I was allowed to feel this way, then terrified that I… may very well feel that way. This song was quite literally my sexual awakening (and triggered quite a bit of panic and internalized homophobia). Kinda hilarious now, watching the music video back. It’s so joyful, not promiscuous at all. I was in the nascent period of questioning my sexuality, at that point wondering if I was some sort of bisexual, and this song poured fuel into the fire.

I’m terrible at tagging so consider yourself tagged if you see this!!

[sunshinebunnie]

19, 25 & 31 for weird asks ✨️

Thank you for the lovely, lovely ask, @lavender-blush!!!!

19. imagine we’re at a sleepover, would you paint my nails?

HECK YEAH!! (I'm assuming this means consensual nail painting and not, like, a prank while you're sleeping, btw....) I'm not sure I'd be super great at it if we're talking like gel paint or fancy stuff like designs, but I definitely have steady hands and if you were down for something funky like doing every other finger different colors or doing 2 colors on the same nail, I'm definitely your girl!!

25. perfume/body spray or lotion?

Gonna go with perfume/body spray here! I don't wear it all the time, but it's definitely 1 of the 2 only vaguely consistent parts of my (very) limited beauty routine. (The other part is mascara. lol)

31. what type of music keeps you grounded?

Hahaha. This is actually a really hard question because my taste is music is stupidly eclectic. lol I'd probably say anything I really get into and belt the lyrics, so whether that's showtunes or classic rock or gospel music or something else (hell, the lyrics don't even have to be in English), I'm down.

Thank you so much for talking to me, doll!!!! I hope you have an amazing weekend!!!

[the-ratronaut]

Six Questions

RULES: answer the questions then tag some peeps (🐥) you want to get to know better/catch up with.

@saltymaplesyrup tagged me with this so what the heck, why not.

Last Song: Big Beat Mario by Triple_sSs. My music taste is weird as shit, what can I say. That song is basically one of the best things to have come from YTPMVs in general and oddly ahead of it's time... Plus, like YTP stuff is fun.

Last Show: Do video essays count as shows? If so Patricia Taxxon's Getting Over It | An Exercise in Compassion. I enjoyed the essay as a whole and it's refreshing to hear someone talk about that game as something other than just a meme youtuber game. I don't agree with her takes on Celeste's difficulty though. I feel the fact that the game allows mostly anyone to beat it if they just have the persistence to do it is important to its themes.

Currently Watching: In between series at the moment. I am going through Tim Rogers's video essays though. The name Bubbus is engraved into my brain and I hate it lol.

Currently Reading: A lot of IF demos, like usual (like seriously, I am following waaaaay too many. It was the reason I made this blog in the first place). Rereading through Malin Rydén's Fallen Hero series... again. God those are so good and angsty.

Current Obsession: Fallen London, as it has been for a while lol. Genuinely if you get me talking about that setting I could go on and on for hours! Eagerly awaiting Mask of the Rose next month.

Unrelated Obsession: Yugioh, unfortunately. I have a really gimmicky deck that's been getting some really undeserved turn 2 wins. Bad Reaction to Simochi is a very rude deck, I'm enjoying it a lot lol.

Tagging: @the-thirteenth-month @who-is-riley

[fineish]

tagged by @rosy-tea ( love u caitlin 💛💛 )

list 10 songs ur currently vibing on and tag people !

oxford comma - vampire weekend

this house is a circus - arctic monkeys

animal - mike snow

kids - mgmt ( anything by mgmt rly )

in the middle - dodie

coconut water - milk & bone ( eternal mood )

coffee - sylvan esso

performance - the xx

fourth of july - sufjan stevens :')

sweatpants - childish gambino

tagging:

@guacamolae @catulae @ughpal @coolpupmom @islysmiley @femmegloss @antiqueapricot @dreamydruid @honey-meadows

[corgisocks]

people: see, i don't know any of those weird obscure indie bands you listen to...

me, confused as heck: WHAT THE FUCK my taste in music is so basic

[fatbottombucky]

It’s A Bro-Job!*Chris Evans x Reader*

Summary: Yourself and Chris crash at his place after his big 39th Birthday bash, you’re on the sofa when he confesses to something. You decide to help your “bro” out. 

Pairing: Chris Evans x Male!Reader

Rating: [+18] Explicit 

Warnings: MxM smut, Male oral receiving, anal. Creampie King! No plot, it’s all porn. I literally don’t know where this came from, I had a whole other idea but this... just happened

Word Count: Over 2K

Authors Note: I had a conversation with my friend Dan, how he got with his now boyfriend was because he gave him what he calls a “bro-job”. Don’t ask lol Again, my beta, Honey, REALLY helped a girl out with the smut @peachesnplum​ - Ro

Tagging: I was the anon lol @honeychicanawrites​ @rhyrhy462​ @softboi-vibes​

You both stumbled through the door, the lights were all off which made it impossible to see or walk without tripping up. You could hear Chris fumbling for the lightswitch, cursing under his breath when he slaps the wall haphazardly a few times. The lights flicker on and you blink at the brightness, trying to get your eyes to adjust to the sudden change of lighting. 

“Make yourself comfortable,” his words are slurred, but he’s not drunk just on the better side of tipsy. 

You both have that buzz. Your bodies are vibrating from the alcohol, plus the music from the venue you were at. The taste of the confetti cake in your mouths and sweat clings to your bodies; dancing, being pressed to so many people at the party. 

Chris always throws the best birthday bashes, that’s just facts. 

His 39th wasn’t an exception either, somehow, this was more wild. So, many people turned up. Women all wanting a dance with Chris, which he humbly accepted with a wicked grin thrown at you- he’s shameless. You’d never hear him brag about the advances, but he wouldn’t hide the absolute prideful smirk he gets when he is flirted with. 

It’s what makes the ending of this birthday so… different. Normally, you’d be his wingman. Granted you’ve never been with a woman before, you’re gay, but you somehow have this charming effect on everyone you meet and it helps ease Evans anxiety knowing if things get awkward you can steer him back on track. 

You originally met his brother, Scott, through Grindr. You met up, had a connection but more so as friends and you haven’t looked back. Five years of being their friend and pining after Chris. 

Tonight, however, Chris left the party with you. He danced and flirted with a few girls, pretty and stunning girls. But he claimed he didn’t find the person to give him that 39th sex experience. 

Whatever that means. 

However, the conversation happening now is something completely different. “Well, how would you know?” You asked with a laugh. “Guys suck dicks better, it’s facts. We know what we like, I’m sure girls are great. Heck, I bet they’re marvellous. Props to women for sucking dick, but guys are just naturals to it.” 

Chris looks at you with disbelief and you look back at him, willing him to challenge you on this argument. “All I said was that, I think, I wouldn’t be good at it.” He reminds you. 

Huh, why were you saying that? 

“I said what I said,” you defend yourself and Chris laughs. “Anyway, why isn’t there a girl giving you a birthday blow-job?” He chokes on the beer he has, coughing as he tries to take a sip when you ask that question. “Stop acting so innocent, Evans. We all know this is your favourite time of year, every girl is suddenly into anal for your birthday.” 

It’s a couple minutes before he has settled, giving you a playful glare. “I don’t know, I wasn’t feeling it from any of the girls at the party. Honestly, I didn’t get any last year either.” 

“Damn,” you mutter with raised eyebrows and Chris shakes his head. “Two years in a row? Chris, there’s a plethora of people willing to do anything, you know that, right?” He nods with a simple shrug. 

“I can’t remember the last time I had my dick sucked,” He admits with a frown, a thoughtful sip of his beer. “Probably, sometime before Endgame began shooting.” 

That’s a...while. Longer than you would’ve expected. Chris is a very attractive guy, you half expect him to have someone on the side. Maybe, not a full time thing but someone he can call up for a bit fun. Yet, almost half a year since he’d done anything. 

That needed to be changed. Pronto. 

“Unconventional offer,” You begin, “but this wouldn’t be my first time giving a bro-job.” 

“A what now?” 

You roll your eyes, “I’m your bro, right? I’ll suck your dick, no questions asked. Don’t make it weird, it’s just a bro doing a favour.” 

The explanation should make him laugh, you hoped anyway. Instead he’s silent, watching you and for a moment you think, maybe, just maybe, you might have offended him. Of course, you’re best friends and this could potentially make things awkward. 

“Okay,” he shrugged nonchalantly and that throws you off now. “Well, you offered.” 

Instead of questioning his willingness you get off of the sofa, settling between his legs but avoiding looking into his eyes, for now. You work on unbuttoning his pants, pulling the zipper down and he helps by lifting his hips as you pull his jeans and briefs down. 

His cock is only half-hard, heavy and dribbling a small amount of pre-cum from the tip. It’s long and girthy, exactly what you expected but a little bigger than you’ve ever taken before. You spit in your palm and wrap the hand around him already slowly working him. He gets harder in your hand as you lick the pre-cum away, it’s a slow process till he’s extremely hard in your grasp. 

That’s when you really begin. 

Once he’s rockhard, you take the tip into your mouth lightly suckling the head. Pulling out the salty pre-cum from the tip, flattening your tongue against the underside of his dick before taking more of him into your wet, hot mouth. A loud groan comes from him, you finally look up and see his head is thrown back. One of his hands holds the back of your head, keeping your mouth on his cock. 

You start to work your mouth down his length, breathing evenly through your nose as you nudge him down your throat. Your gag reflex coming in strong as you have his entire length settled in your mouth, your nose brushing against the trimmed pubic hair he has. 

“Fuck!” he chokes and looks down at you, “swallowed my cock whole, filthy slut.” 

You swallow around his length, throat tightening around his length and he releases a groan. Your jaw aches from having it stretched so wide, so full too. You start to bob your head, practically choking yourself on his cock as you fuck your throat. 

Your own jeans becoming tight around the crotch area, your own cock aching for attention. This isn’t about you, it’s about Chris and you doing him a favour, so you forget about the hardness in your pants and double your efforts. 

Saliva and cum dribbles from the corners of your mouth, slurping and choking sounds coming from your slicked up mouth. Everything about this is dirty and sinful. You’re sucking your friends dick, nothing about this is sweet or innocent. And Chris is enjoying it. 

Hands on your head, his hips lifting to meet your mouth to fuck it generously. He’s panting above you, chest heaving and eyes darkened but not leaving your face. It’s like he’s a different person, not that you minded. If anything this side of Chris is, somehow, in some way hotter to you. 

“Oh, god,” he groans out loudly, eyes rolling into the back of his head, “can I fuck you? Let me fuck you.” He stutters out when you grip his balls. 

You pull off his cock with a slurp and a pop, looking up at him for a moment. A whimper escapes his throat when you’re not around him anymore, a thick string of saliva connects you to his dick and more is dribbling down your chin. 

“You sure?” You asked rubbing at the bulge in your jeans, the thought of getting fucked by him just making you want to explode. 

“Fuck yes.” 

That’s all you need, you’re standing up on shaky legs with achy knees. You button your pants and pull them down, trying to pull your shirt off. It’s a flurry of clothes being removed from the both of you, you look at Chris and allow your eyes to roam over his naked torso. 

But he seems to have other plans, grabbing and pulling you back to the sofa. Your hands clutch the armrest ahead of you, knees spread and ass in the air as Chris has one knee on the sofa and the other leg on the floor. 

He spreads your asscheeks apart, spitting on your quivering hole and you groan at the feeling of it dripping down before it can go anywhere he’s swirling the spit around your tight ring. Fingertips dipping inside of you, you shakily sigh when a finger slips in and he starts to fuck you with it. Adding another finger, your thighs are shaking already just from having his thick digits inside of you. 

“Don’t wanna hurt you, but fuck I just wanna fuck you already.” he admits and your eyes roll into the back of your head when a third finger is scissored inside of you. 

He fingers your ass for a few minutes, spitting to add more lubrication before he eventually pulls his messy fingers from you. Pumping his cock with spit slicked fingers and lining himself up, you feel the fat tip prod your opening. 

Even with the slight prep it’s still on the side of pain when he pops the head in, your hole stretching around him and he sinks in slowly. Hands grip your hips in a bruising embrace, he allows you to adjust once he’s fully settled inside. Your cock is leaking pre-cum and smearing onto his sofa, but neither of you seem to care about it. 

Chris pulls back a couple of inches before slamming back in, you groan and squeeze your eyes shut. His hand slinks up your back and gripping the back of your neck in a tight grip, you know you’re in for the ride of your life. He starts pounding into you, showing little mercy on you. He fucks you with long, hard strokes. The tip of his more than impressive length hitting your prostate everytime. 

You choke on air, your lungs barley filled because he’s fucking the life out of you. His other moves and wraps around your cock, loosely wrapping around it, so that every jolt of his hips has your cock fucking into his hand. 

“Fuck, I’m going to cum.” You admit and bite your lip, feeling your balls tighten and your cock starting to twitch. Chris has the audacity to chuckle darkly at you, every thrust in he grinds his hips so that his cock head brushes against your prostate. 

“Go on then,” he leans his body down, torso against your back and mouth beside your ear. “Cum in my hand because you can’t hold it, can’t even wait for me, can you? So desperate.” 

You groan and start meeting his thrusts, pushing back against him- almost like you were chasing his dick every time it started to withdraw. It’s a few more thrusts and you’re cumming with a shout, spilling over his hand and sofa, it’s hot and sticky but you don’t care. Chris continues to fuck you, wrapping his hand tighter around your cock as you cum. He squeezes and milks your dick of it’s release, you whimper as he continues to stroke your cock even after everything had spilled. 

“Cum inside of me, please.” You look over your shoulder, meeting his eyes and he bites his bottom lip harshly. 

You can tell his close by the way his eyes glaze over, a stuttered groan escaping him when he continues to pound into your overused hole. He pulls up off of you, hands gripping your asscheeks and spreading them so he can watch exactly where his cock slips in and out of you. 

“You want it all inside of you, huh?” He asked with a cock smirk and you nod, unable to form words. “Gonna fill your ass up.” He throws his head back and moans loudly. 

You feel the hot load shoot inside of you, he doesn’t stop fucking you as he cums. Short thrusts and deep thrusts as he continues to cum inside, it feels never ending as load after load is fucked into you. Some of it dribbling around his cock and down your quivering thighs, it’s a few short minutes before he stops and pants for air. 

You hiss when you feel Chris slip his cock from you asshole, his eyes watch your sloppy hole clench around nothing and is puffy from being overworked. He sits back against the sofa, dick now soft but wet and between his legs. He looks over to see you belly down on the sofa, one leg hanging off and on the floor. 

His dick twitches when he sees his cum spilling out of your ass, it’s going to stain his sofa but he doesn’t care right now. You look completely fucked out, but he can feel himself getting up for round two. Briefly wondering if you’d be up for another load in you. 

“How many of those bro favours do you give out?” He asked and he heard you chuckle, your shoulder shaking and pushing yourself up. 

“You’re the birthday boy, however many you want.”

(As a lesbian woman, I need to say, I’ve never had straight sex... I’ve watched gay porn, cause me and my friends LOVE to laugh at porn plots sometimes, so be nice to me... I’m not very adapt with sex stuff (unless its fxf) love you all- Rosalie)

[depressedhatakekakashi]

YuaGami? Preeettty Please? <3 <3

Heck Ya!!!

Who’s the cuddler?

Kagami. Yua isn't much into Physical affection, but she can't help but find it adorable when Kagami cuddles up to her.

Who makes the bed?

Yua. Part of her training was taking care of her space and doing chores, so she's very used to doing the chores (as are any of the boys she trained beside)

Who wakes up first?

Yua. Girl is up at the crack of dawn.

Who has the weird taste in music?

In terms of what Konoha thinks? Yua

In general? Kagami

Who is more protective?

Yua, but Kagami also. It's sort of a shared responsibiliy lol

Who sings in the shower?

Kagami for sure XD I can just see Yua standing outside the washroom listening to him and smiling to herself

Who cries during movies?

Kagami. Yua struggles so much with opening up like that XD

Who spends the most while out shopping?

Yua. She comes from a rather rich family and loves to buy herself books, so spending money is no real issue for her even after she leaves the Land of Iron

Who kisses more roughly?

Kagami, but only because Yua doesn't really initiate kisses

Who is more dominant?

Yua XD This is a woman who will dominate and Kagami's going to love it

My rating of the ship from 1-10.

10. Might not have been my intention to ship them, but whoops we're here XD

[kaygom]

Weirdest Thing

pairing: rosa x luke

word count: 1146

synopsis: rosa invited luke over for dinner and she surprises him by doing something that is absolutely weird.

author's note: i actually cooked spaghetti and i had this idea pop up into my head. lol as much as rosa is intelligent, she still has her moments where she wants to try out the things she reads on the internet. regardless on how ridiculous it is.

(oh, also shameless plug: i am working on creating a tot writer's discord server. i am not familiar on how to do it, but i am doing a lot of research and diligently planning this. i am hoping to have it up and running within a week or two. i may need some help running the server as well, but that's for once it's up.)

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Luke sucks in a nervous breath when he approaches Rosa’s door. He has a tight grip on the wine bottle as his nerves start to go haywire. He is about to cook dinner with the girl of his dreams. He had agreed so quickly when she suggested that the two share a meal together to be able to catch up after he returned from his week-long mission. He lifts his hand and it hovers over the door. After a second of hesitation, he finally brings himself to knock on the door.

The door finally opens, greeted with a bright and welcoming smile from Rosa. “Luke!” His name leaving her lips is like music to his ears. “Welcome back!”

Luke finds himself smiling so widely. He could get used to being greeted like this, hoping that this could happen more often. He steps into her apartment, slipping out of his shoes and offers the bottle of wine to Rosa. “Here you go~ To compliment the spaghetti we are going to eat tonight.”

She takes the bottle from him and analyzes it. “Ohh, this is going to go perfect with the spaghetti. Thank you~” She steps through her apartment and sets the bottle of wine on the table. Luke follows her and he takes a sniff of the air. “It smells delicious in here!” He muses.

“Oh, thank you! Dinner is nearly ready. I looked up a recipe for tonight. You know I’m not that great at cooking, but I’m definitely trying. Especially after Mr. Wing told me I need to fall out of the habit of ordering take out almost every night…” She confesses with a nervous chuckle, worried that her cooking wouldn’t be tasty.

Luke walks up to the stove and lifts the lid of one pot to look at what she’s got going on. “Well, I can tell you that I think the sauce looks good.”

Rosa steps up beside him and nods her head. “It wasn’t too hard. So I’m hoping that I at least seasoned it well enough that it’ll taste good and not just tomatoes.”

She lifts up the lid of the pot for the noodles and takes a glance at it. She grabs the tongs and stirs the noodles around. She lifts up noodles and wiggles them around above the boiling water, splashing a bit of pasta water around the stove. Several of the noodles splash back into the pot, leaving her with one left hanging for dear life between the tongs.

“What are you doing?!” Luke asks Rosa with a laugh.

Rosa looks up at him, noodle dangling in mid-air as her other hand lingers over the steaming pot, frozen in her spot. “Uh, I am going to test out the noodle to make sure it’s done cooking,” she responds to him, a small smile on her lips.

“How? By eating one?”

She shakes her head as she turns her head back to look at the pot. Rosa dips the tongs into the pot and grabs a noodle. She carefully lifts it out of the pot and reaches with her other hand for the noodle.

“Rosa, you’re going to burn yourself!” Luke is about to reach out to stop her, but she deflects him by turning her body away from him, stopping him with her back. She pinches the noodle between her fingers and blows on it to try to cool it down.

She glances back at Luke, a glint of mischief in her eyes. She then releases it from the tongs and tosses the limp noodle at the side of her refrigerator. It ends up immediately falling onto the counter. “Ah, shoot. It’s not done yet…” She huffs, her cheeks puffing out a little.

“What the heck was that, Rosa?” Luke questions her in surprise, his eyes glancing between her and the noodle that is left on the countertop.

“I read something that when pasta is done, you can toss it on the fridge or the wall and if it sticks it’s al dente!” Rosa tells him as she focuses back on the pot and stirs the noodles around with the tongs.

“Wh-What? That’s the weirdest thing I have ever heard!” Luke doubles over and bellows a hearty laugh.

Rosa is unbothered by Luke’s laughter beside her as she is determined to get a noodle to stick on the side of her refrigerator. “Just stir the sauce at least!” Rosa directs Luke, worried that the sauce would burn if it's neglected another second. Luke’s laugh starts to quiet down as he steps closer to the stove and removes the lid of the pot beside the noodles. He stirs the sauce as directed.

Rosa picks up another noodle from the boiling water and she sucks in a breath when the noodle burns the skin of her fingers again. She purses her lips before she throws the noodle at the refrigerator again. This time, it sticks. “Ah ha! The noodles are done!”

She sets the tongs on the counter, then turns off the burner for the noodles. “See, Luke? It worked!” Rosa points at the noodle that is still stuck on the surface of the refrigerator. Luke turns off the stove for the sauce, his eyes glancing off at the noodle.

“I’m surprised it actually worked,” Luke chuckles and moves the pot off the stove to place on the table on top of the potholder.

“Lemme strain the noodles for you.” He bumps hips with Rosa to push her away, to keep her from throwing any more noodles around the kitchen. Rosa laughs and goes around the kitchen to retrieve plates and utensils to set the table.

Luke and Rosa walk around the kitchen, avoiding each other fluidly to keep from any sort of collision. Rosa gets the table set and Luke gets the noodles transferred into a bowl, meeting each other at the table. The two of them look up at each other and share warm smiles. “Shall we eat?” Luke asks her.

“Yes, let’s eat. I’m hungry.” Rosa sits down at the table, Luke following suit.

“Wait, the wine!” Rosa gets back up, grabbing the bottle by the neck. She scurries around the kitchen to find her wine bottle opener.

“Fancy, you have one of those electric ones..” Luke peers up at her as she steps back to the table, the whirring sound filling the apartment. The cork comes up with a quiet pop and she nods her head. “I broke one too many manual openers before I resorted to just buying this.”

Luke shakes his head then offers his wine glass to her. She takes and carefully pours the crimson liquid into the glass. She hands it back to him before she pours her own glass. Settling back into her seat. They both get food onto the plates and then start to eat and chat about their week.

[ellewords]

hey elle! i saw your answers for the questions i sent—i love coffee and cookie dough ice cream too! i’ve found that i like a lot of coffee-flavored stuff like ice cream, cake, and candy lol. i also really love cookies and cream! i’d say that’d be my favorite with coffee and cookie dough being VERY CLOSE seconds

BABY DON’T STOP IS ICONIC WHEW but may i propose....haikyuu boys dancing to it.......

anyways today i’ve got some headcanons for a past written on the margins question! first it was a karaoke party with the seijoh 4, and now it’s a road trip! aka you and iwaizumi are the only ones with any braincells in this godforsaken car (they make you handle the gps stuff since you’re the best with it). i can imagine each of them rotating and driving for a set number of hours or at least until they reach a rest stop, especially on long trips. whoever’s sitting shotgun (they rotate between this seat too) has control over the radio and aux cord and oikawa jokes that it’s the best part of going on road trips (but is he really joking though...)

makki and mattsun pretend to groan when you sit shotgun, but in actuality they don’t mind and will probably sing along to some of the songs you play (if there’s a rap part in the song currently playing everyone makes mattsun rap along i feel like his voice just fits it) while oikawa would be like UGH FINALLY SOMEONE WITH SOME MUSIC TASTE just to get a rise out of the other boys (but he really does think those kpop songs you blast lowkey slap he’s been listening to some of them while he works out or goes on his morning runs). iwa generally doesn’t have much of a preference but i can see him being partial to more upbeat songs to keep him or whoever’s driving awake, but even during slow songs the rest of you guys sing loud enough and chaotic enough to prevent anyone from getting any shut-eye (oikawa, makki, and mattsun dramatically act out a whole SAGA)

when you guys reach any rest stop makki is the first one out of the car and he makes a beeline towards the bathroom because he drank a lot of water during you guys’ impromptu karaoke session (gotta keep those vocal chords taken care of!). oikawa and mattsun are usually the ones in charge of getting snacks, they always end up getting a lot but they make sure to get everyone’s favorites! the amount of snacks they buy seems overkill but they’re athletic boys with voracious appetites and getting this many snacks ensures that the car is never short on food. if this is during or post-timeskip iwa is probably a little more strict on the snacks everyone eats (especially with regards to oikawa, being a professional athlete and all) but eventually decides to let up a bit—it’s not everyday he gets to go on a trip with his close friends, plus all those calories are gonna get burned right away once you guys reach your destination and go from place to place.

god help anyone who actually falls asleep in the car because oikawa and makki are taking photos of whoever’s sleeping with their phones AND with the polarioid camera you brought. despite this, though, everyone makes a conscious effort to be quieter when someone’s napping, and the volume of the radio is turned a bit lower. one of your favorite pictures on your phone is a selfie you took of everyone while you were sitting in the passenger seat: mattsun was driving at the time and though he wasn’t looking at the camera, a smile is on his face as he makes a peace sign with one hand; oikawa, iwa, and makki are sleeping in the back seats with oikawa and makki leaning on iwa’s shoulders (he lost a few rounds of rock paper scissors and had to sit in the middle). this also extends to when you’re asleep in the car as well—oikawa jokingly made his phone background a selfie of you leaning on his shoulder while napping (featuring a blurry iwaizumi at the side) but he actually finds it quite cute and doesn’t want to change it to his usually background quite yet.

it’s evening when you guys finally reach your hotel and everyone’s a bit tired from being cooped up in the car all day but surprisingly enough no one’s really sleepy because everyone at one point had the opportunity to nap on the way there. if you’re dating one of the boys the others DEFINITELY make you two take one room while the other three take the room adjacent to it. after everyone’s gotten ready for bed you’re all gathered in one of the hotel rolls just vibing on your phones and you and oikawa decide it’s the perfect time to bring out The Sheet Masks™️ that you kept in the cooler in the car during the trip so they’d remain cold. many more goofy photos of everyone with the masks on their faces are taken.

by this point it’s late at night and eventually you guys fall into having some nice, genuine heart-to-heart conversations. if this is during or post-timeskip everyone’s sharing what they’ve been up to ever since graduation or ever since you guys last saw/talked to each other. it’s just such a nice and comforting environment to be in because everyone’s a little tired from the day’s events and so it’s not as loud and boisterous, but at the same time this tiredness and it being nighttime means everyone’s filters are a little looser than usual and you could ask for advice on just about anything and everyone else would chime in with both lighthearted and actual suggestions. the boys are just SOFTER during this time like you could bring up how you’ve been getting back into something you did during high school (like playing piano or guitar or something) and they’d want you to show them videos or pictures of what you’ve been up to! maybe one boy brings up something that’s been worrying them for a while and you and the others are giving him words of encouragement while also cracking jokes. it’s just really chill and nice and everyone likes these late night talks because they bring you all a little closer.

everyone ends up sleeping in the same hotel room. you wake up sandwiched between oikawa and mattsun (oikawa’s got an arm thrown around you and mattsun’s long leggies are literally on top of yours and you wonder how you managed to sleep soundly last night) and iwa and makki are on the pull out sofa bed and you’re like Hey Guys. What The Heck (makki takes this opportunity to snap a photo of the three of you wrapped up in the bedcovers) and when you guys go to get breakfast at the hotel buffet it’s strangely quiet because almost everyone is still sleepy lol.

after getting some food in your system and getting ready for the day you’re all back to your usual energetic selves! you snap a mirror selfie of everyone gathered around the sink in one of the hotel rooms because oikawa was finishing getting ready (he takes the longest i just know it) and the other boys were just hanging around him talking about what’s planned for the day. the schedule you guys have isn’t super specific but there’s a few choice locations that you guys looked into in advance and try to visit no matter what! a day out with them is definitely filled with photos. you’ve got a lot of them in which they’re trying to recreate some funny pose in a picture oikawa saw online (like the one of nct in the ask i sent you earlier!!) and they either turn out really great or really horrible (funny) because you have a knack for taking photos where everything looks normal but someone’s face would be really blurry. but they would also try and take some really nice photos too—they’ll all even help you if you want to take some solo shots! oikawa and makki know the best angles for aesthetically pleasing photos, mattsun has a knack for taking panorama photos that look perfect, and iwaizumi’s really good at taking those types of photos of you guys jumping in the air without them looking weird. you’ve basically got four tall hypemen it’s great!!

overall i think it’d be so fun to go on a trip with them because it’s the perfect balance!! they’re chaotic clowns but they also won’t hesitate to give you a piggyback ride if your feet really hurt or if your shoes are giving you blisters (oikawa will try and make iwa give him a piggyback ride too, though). you guys end up getting a lot closer and having a TON of photos and inside jokes at the end of the trip, and though you’re all reluctant to go back, you also all know that this is only the beginning of a lot more outings together! if you take little clips of various events throughout the trip and compile them all together into a little vlog they’ll all probably watch it together through zoom or discord screenshare or something loool

THIS IS SO LONG take a shot (of water) every time i say one of the guys’ names or if i say “everyone” or some variation of it FJDJSNS seijoh 4 brainrot things am i right.....i hope you enjoyed reading this as much as i enjoyed writing and thinking of this! i think in the future i might think of stuff for if you go on a trip with the miya twins (and maybe suna too?).....hmmm hmmm hmmm!!! —🌸

— from elle ! i love this so so much >_< like literally what do i have to do to go on a road trip with the seijoh four??? it would be so much fun and chaotic and i want that for me,, i love them and their friendship so much it's insane ;-; anyways, thoughts + additions under the cut <33 thank you for this !!

everyone who isn't driving makes it their mission to annoy the one who is; whether it's through repeatedly poking their cheek, asking how long of the drive they have left, etc. the person who can last the longest in driver's seat would probably be iwaizumi, all his years playing volleyball with them as prepared him for this moment — but also looked up breathing exercises to avoid getting angry.

the best person to have riding shotgun would most be mattsun, especially when it's really late or super early ; keeps the conversation going and doesn't fall asleep, even when everyone in the backseat is. he shotguns energy drinks every hour or so.

i love the idea of oikawa, makki, and mattsun acting out a whole saga in the backseat omg !! in my head it's a song like taylor swift's love story wherein makki is the love interest, oikawa is taylor, and mattsun is like the dad who doesn't want them together. they really go all out on the acting — oikawa might have let out a couple of tears — and even iwa cracks a lil smile from the driver's seat.

awe timeskip!iwa watching out for everyone's diets ;-; but i do agree that he's gonna let up a bit considering that everyone doesn't see each other all the time. but i feel like he gives everyone the look™ every now and then despite this.

aw cmon don't hit me with oikawa making his background me leaning on his shoulder as i sleep that's so adorable i might cry :<< but other photos taken during naps include : iwa leaning on oikawa’s shoulder, makki sleeping with his eyes halfway-open ??? mattsun’s face covered in stickers that you impulse-bought at a random stopover.

sheet masks with the boys ??? yes pls !! though iwa would definitely be the type to almost wash his face after and oikawa screeched just before he was able to splash water on his face.

but late in the night heart to hearts ??? ugh, peak softness from the boys — everyone cries at some point because woah all of you really grew so much since high school and it made everyone feel all warm and tender.

but at some point, without thinking, and also bec it’s late and what does he have to lose, iwa just goes “you know, i had a crush on you when we were in high school” at yn and everyone just goes ?!?!?!?!?

yn : what the hell i had a crush on you ????

and oikawa’s just cackling in the background like, “i knew it !!!! both of you kept saying i was crazy for pushing it i feel so vindicated rn” 

meanwhile makki hands mattsun some money because they bet on it years ago and they were finally getting answers — makki thought you would confess first and mattsun thought it would be iwa ; several years too late but at least ;//

also i would just love to fall asleep in between oikawa and mattsun,,, please how do i get that

also on mattsun’s panoramas: everyone likes moving around a lot when he takes those photos and it’s the perfect mix of weird and cool because yeah there are like five makki’s but one of them looks like he has a third arm and a triangular head

and the vlog and we all get to watch it together over discord ???? that’s it, that’s what i want ;-;

tldr; I would give anything to go on a road trip with the seijoh four ;((

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[whatifyoulivelikethat]

I had a fever dream about you yesterday after my 2nd covid shot. It was kinda weird and maybe slightly disturbing but funny (to me at least). You wanna hear about it, or should I keep it to myself???

heck yeah I wanna hear about it! tell me :) also, hooray on getting vaccinated!!!

EDIT: THEY SENT ME THE FEVER DREAM AND IT WAS AMAZING

I LOVED EVERY SECOND OF THIS YOU HAVE NO IDEA

The fever dream (it's really long and not proofread):

You ran this company that basically studies sex. You keep an eye out for current sex trends (like if more people are into bdsm, or what vibrators are getting popular). And you taught people how to get better at sex (holding seminars, writing articles, informative videos ;)). So I was basically your second-in-command and whenever you had sex I had to come with you. I would watch you have sex and write down the things that worked the best (like which moves make your partner moan the most or smth). The funniest thing to me is that we were so serious about it. Like we would hold board meetings saying "90 percent of ass eaters lick around the anus rather than stick their tongue in it" or something.

Anyway we were invited to go to the Grammys for whatever reason and suddenly BTS is there and I'm like "this is your chance!!" So we teleport to yoongi's apartment and suddenly your holding a seminar on dick sucking to sell some product to yoongi (like one of those flesh things you stick a dick in, idk what its called).

So yoongi doesn't understand because your speaking English and he only knows Swedish (he doesn't know Korean). I try to translate but my mouth is now stuffed with a purple sparkly dildo (idk why) and I'm choking.

Now I look in a mirror and I realize that I'm jungkook. And behind me in the mirror is yoongi, who I immediately recognize to be my father (this part was so scary to me for some reason). And I turn around and you're sucking off yoongi. Im disturbed because he's my dad but I'm also kind of pissed that I'm not one the having sex with you.

So I burst into tears and beg you "why won't you have sex with me!! I'm known you for decades!" And you look at me with a somber face and you're like "...because I'm your mother"

And suddenly you look like jungkook too. And then I realize that I'm watching my parents have sex. I try to take a closer look at you, but you suddenly disappear, like you never existed. And then everything turns black.

I can tell something behind me is looking at me. So I turn around and there's a HUGE pig (this pig was literally SO BIG i cried at this part bc I hate uncomfortably large animals)

And the pig talks and says "I wanted you to take over the family business... im sorry I did this to you, but the cycle must continue. Eat me."

Now I have bacon in my hands and I eat it. It tastes delicious. Suddenly my body felt like it was on fire, and I woke up.

I think at the end there, the pig was you and eating you turned me into a sex god. But the power was too much for me and I exploded. Sorry this was so long lol, I wanted to capture how weird (and super long and detailed) of a dream this was.

I WAS DYING LAUGHING THIS IS THE BEST DREAM ANYONE HAS EVER HAD ABOUT ME!!! XD THE TWISTS! THE TURNS! THE PLOT! WE WERE INVITED TO THE GRAMMYS EVEN THOUGH I SUPPOSEDLY OWN A SEX COMPANY AND THAT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH MUSIC

I would 100% have you as my second-in-command, no hesitation whatsoever now that you've shared this with me. THANK YOU!!!

[katierosefun]

Just got “Sad Dad (honorary)” on your latest quiz (so many kudos for those quizzes btw they seriously give me life) and am very proud of being an (honorary) Sad Dad but now I am Very Curious™️ what the “Sad Dad (disaster)” result description was. Din Djarin immediately comes to mind. I guess I’m just glad I haven’t been marked as a disaster (yet lol).

aaaaah i’m glad you enjoy the quizzes, because i certainly enjoy making them!! 

and while i’m at it, i think i’ll just list all the options that you could have gotten, including sad dad (disaster)!!! (and lol yes, din djarin was.....def. sad dad (disaster) in my head sdafdsf) 

sad dad (disaster): dude. you're probably right up there in the ranks with characters like din djarin and lowkey kanan jarrus. as in, you've got a lot of stuff on your plate already, and you're just doing your best. you put on a brave face and you're kind of awkward, but you've got a heart of gold and just wanna make sure everyone's okay and protected. you're doing your very best, and i see you. love you, sad soul. people love you too.

sad dad (honorary): you probably vibe with characters like plo koon and obi-wan kenobi, as in,,,you're just dad shaped. kids love you a lot for some reason, but that's okay, because you love kids too. you're very soft and gentle, and you're a big fan of giving love and comfort when needed. sometimes it feels like you're the only one ever giving love or comfort or hope or whatever it is people turn to you for--and that can be hard sometimes, because you're human too, and you deserve someone to look out for you every once in a while too. anyways, love you. i'm the one looking out for you today! i hope you get all the love you give returned. have you had something to eat yet? maybe you should take a nap.

GayTM: like it says. you're the certified gay cousin. sabine wren and you would vibe. also luke and poe. they would just vibe with you. you've got a rebellious spirit and there's no one else like you, and not just because GayTM vibes, obviously, but just because you've seen enough of the world and just kinda shrug and go "okay cool but im gonna do my own thing", and that's very cool of you. you probably have excellent fashion and music taste because duh. keep being cool, dude.

spunky child who outlives everyone: you're cool by default because i was thinking of ahsoka tano and ezra bridger when i wrote this answer. you're the kiddo who everyone adopted and there's probably people out there who think you're overrated but they're lame and just saying that to look cool. you're awesome. you're brash and loud and got a lotta things to do and a lotta people to see, so keep doing you. can't wait to see whatever the heck you do later, because i know it's gonna be awesome.

Mom-shaped: ily. you're the best. that's all there's to say. you give great advice (even though your own life can sometimes lowkey be in shambles), but you've got a good head on your shoulders. you're nice to people and you're hella good at planning things, but also you're not afraid to go off the rails a little bit. someone hurts someone close to you, and game's over for them. you also regularly check in on people because, see title: you ARE mom-shaped, but also good mom. solid mom friend who's nice to everyone but also would not be afraid to cut a man. good for you.

chaotic bastard who we mostly love but jury’s still out: simply put, you're the hondo ohnaka of the family. stupid chaotic person who keeps dragging the rest of the family into trouble and may be morally grey but it's fine because you have good stories and tell good jokes and deep, deep, deep, DEEEEEP down care a lot for your family / friends, but god help the world if you ever have to actually ADMIT that ohhh no you just cover everything up with jokes and a good time. that said, MOOD, and i hope you're having a weird, fun, chaotic day, you stupid bastard.

Certified Big Brother: idk whether you're rex or anakin or zeb, but you fit in that category of chaotic big bro who kinda is sometimes dumb but is actually super smart and actually gives good advice despite NOT FOLLOWING IT THEMSELVES. you're very fun to be around, very supportive, would not hesitate to punch someone's lights out if they're bothering your family / friends. kind of a disaster. kind of has a lot of deep down sad stuff, but you're working on it. love you, big bro. you can barge into my room and shout "NERD" at me anytime, and i'll do the same because ily.

[hedgefairy]

Okay, I know, I know, it's already old news, everybody and their uncle in the costuming community has already talked it over, but anyhoo, I made notes when I crawled my way through effing Bridgerton and I will be damned if I don't vomit them onto this site. I have 32 pages of this shit, I'm not gonna throw that away.

I'm also typing this on my phone because I'm stuck on a trainride that's just doubled in length because this is the 2021 Northern German snow storm. What, there's snowflakes on the rails? We cannot possibly keep up our schedule, say goodbye to 90% of the connections.

Okay, on to Bridgerton, Episode 1

We're in Britain (oh, London, okay), allegedly 1813. I see people who are clearly meant to be asympatico, but is this size incusivity I spot there? Daring! Gasp! Me li...

Oh wait, no. The character is promptly shamed for her figure (which is mostly caused by the horrible cut of her dress. Every size can look great in Regency garb, but never mind, we need to make the "fat one" look bad!).

Also, no shifts under the stays. Why. There was obviously enough budget, don't tell me you couldn't afford a few strappy tops - it's not like the rest is historically accurate, so it would have sufficed to send some poor underpaid intern to H&M and get some. Nvm, that wouldn't be sexay.

Wait, is the garishly dressed (always a sign of a character of bad character in a costume drama) woman Delphine from Selfridge? Does she always have to play bitches? That's not nice, and just because she has a recognisable face, which by modern (read: americanised) standards is not favourable enough. Ugh. But I like the actress, so I'll let it slide (for now).

Lol, buttocks.

Not sure about the girls' dresses. Also, the Queen is a WOC, cool!

Oh no, one of the Featherington sisters faints! But that's okay because the Featheringtons are just comic relief and foil anyway.

I get weird incest vibes from the Bridgertons.

So the court is clearly 18th century and the show is set in the 1810s. I've by now seen several explanations for this decision, I still think it robs the Queen of reproductions of her actual historical gowns which were heavily inspired by the 18th century but so. Magnificently. Weird. It would have been so neat, and more of a "hey, I'm kinda out of touch with things" vibe, but hey, I'm not the one getting paid for making those taffeta gowns here (her hair is glorious, tho).

I'm very into the intro.

That Regency gossip girl is a real b, not unlike the Dowager Countess of Downton (unpopular opinion, I think she's pretty overrated, yes, I like Maggie Smith).

Again, no shifts.

Where do I know the "pragmatic" Bridgerton sister from? Ah, it's The Paradise. And Jonathan Strange. (Wait, she's my age. And she's supposed to be a teenager. Man, do I love a good Dawson casting. I like the actress, though, she has a face ™!).

Aaaah. We get it. She's the spirited one. She also doesn't care about dresses because she's not like other girls™. I really like her voice (but she still doesn't sound like a teenager).

The heck is up with Lady F's dress and that of her friend? Oh, yeah. Antagonist fashion.

Of course the Featheringtons are Horrid Hags™ aside from Penny who's nice, but the pudgy one (at least we don't get a case of "she's not conventionally attractive so she's bad").

Oooh, the cousin! Supposed to suck, but ofc she's a stunner, and only Penny (who's the nice one, remember!) is delighted to have her around. She's also a POC, which is nice but apparently that means she does not follow fashion, hair-wise. I would have loved to see some Regency hair on her, it would have been so pretty *cries in Greek updo*

Ugh, we're still in Ep. 1, typing this on my phone was a bad idea.

Lady Danbury and the Duke guy are delightful with each other (more POC! So neat!).

The girl the oldest Bridgerbro screws is apparently a singer, which isn't up to status for his doucheship, and she doesn't wear a shift.

The music at the ball sounds like something from the Top 40s, but I'm woefully ignorant of contemporary music charts so I can't tell what it is. I like it when they do that in historical-ish works, making well-known pop or rock stuff work for the ambience (ugh, that dance scene to Golden Years in Knight's Tale. My heart. In a good way.)

I dig the Ducktail hair of Penny's crush. Oh, wait, that's a Bridgerbro. I don't quite get why the hair trends of the time don't apply to the POC characters or extras, but seeing how most white characters also show a shameful disregard for the weirdnes and gloriosity (that's not a word) that is early 1800s hair (the 1830s take the cake, tho) despite those hairdos being basically designed for white people hair, I don't think I care much (well, I do, but about all of them). Overall the hair is horrid and not very 1810s. Let's just leave it at that.

Like a good old romance novel (I've since been told that Bridgerton is supposed to be a pastiche of such novels, but I really couldn't tell from the series, not at all, and I'm not inclined to read the books) we have

a pretty, kind, superpure daughter of the main family

the mean matriarch (could have been an aunt, too, but here she's the mum) of the rivalling or antagonist family

a spirited daughter of the main family (in most romance novels this would be our heroine but so far she refreshingly lacks a love interest and pretty daughter seems to get the most screen time)

a Horrid Suitor™

a Hot Suitor™ who doesn't want attention

a really good and doting good parent

Lol, misheard Greece for Grease with Ducktail Bridgerbro, whose name is Colin, apparently. This is funny because of his Danny Zuko memorial hair.

Overall a bit too much bling for my taste, and too few pearls. It looks like an episode of My Super Sweet Sixteen with a Regency theme.

Of course the romance is going to be the Pretty One aka. Daphne and the Duke and he's even bros with her eldest bro. Wait, are they exes? I can haz bi? No? Aww, shucks. Maybe in another episode (spoiler: no).

Okay, WHAT is it with Lady F's dresses and hair. Like, she reminds me of Mars Attacks. Which, as you might remember, was not set in the Regency period.

Lord B (Bridgerbro the Eldest) sucks, he's screwing Opera Girl without any intention of marrying her but he's bitchy about his sister being ogled by his Eton (or wherever) bestie?

Oh, I'm in Hamburg now. And my train back home got canceled, so back to Berlin it is because there's not a single option to get to Hanover tonight, at least that's what the lady from the train station is saying, "oh well, you'll have to go back and try again tomorrow", so that's awesome...

Honestly, if it weren't so late and I didn't have things to do at home I'd find this terribly exciting.

Back to Bridgerton!

Where were we? Ah.

I can't even read my own annotation. Something about George III. I think I was upset about how they totally ignored that it's called Regency because George IV acted as the regent king, and he doesn't even feature in the series, I guess because they wanted to play up the Queen? Not a fan, because thanks to Horrible Histories I'm quite fond of that guy.

Again, no shifts.

Oh, look, it's Horrid Suitor™, destined for leftovers.

The Featherington cousin gets all the attention but no fleshed-out character.

Penny Featherington's dog is named Lord Byron, which ❤️

I like the Duke! He's there, drinking in his club (even though they're a patriarchal remnant of the past I have a weird appreciation for stuffy Gentlemen's Clubs, I blame Bertie Wooster and the Drones), calling Lord B out for his general fuckery.

Oh no, Ducktail Colin is more into the Cousin than Penny, who obviously pines for him!

Thank you, Lord B, for enabling Horrid Suitor™. Nobody asked you to be such a fucktwit.

The Queen is, of course, a bit of a bitch, but patronage from cool Lady *scrolls up for name* Danbury ensues for Protagonist Girl™ Daphne.

"I wish they had found a better trend language", what the heck did I even mean by that? That's what you get for just scribbling down notes while watching and simultaneously sewing. 18th century pants, in case you wanted to know.

Cousin is angry, probably because Lady F behaves like Cinderella's evil stepmother, because Cousin is prettier than her daughters and gets, like, all the suitors because Lord B bitched away everyone who wanted to get into Daphne's dowry ifyouknowwhatImeanwinkwinknudgenudge, right across the street into Cousins parlour.

The Bridgertons are annoyingly perfect. Ugh.

Oh look, it's "banter" between Daphne and Dukey! It's so Pride & Prejudice! It's almost a tiny bit Shakespeare! I put banter in parentheses because wow, nope, I'm not getting any chemistry here.

Uh, Lady B calls out Lord B (aka. her son aka. Bridgerbro the Eldest) for his screwery with Opera Girl and his outpimpery of his sister to Horrid Suitor™, buuuurrrrrnnn. He promptly calls of his affair with Opera Girl.

No shifts!

Penny gets to dance with Ducktail Colin at the thing! Good for her, but it's a country dance with jumping and fun, because she's a) the pudgy character and b) a Featherington, so it can't be something romantic and pretty (I personally like country dances, but they aren't protagonist dances).

Oooh, Cousin had her period, oh no, oh snap, oh she didn't, because she's PREGNANT! Shit, that's problematic, and not because she's an unmarried woman in the 1810s, but because she gets close to no lines at all so far, and suddenly she's pregnant and telling Lady F that she sucks for being privileged, violence ensues, this is ugly. Man, I get what some critics mean by "the POC actors*actresses get all the problems" and that not exactly being great.

Horrid Suitor™ makes property claims about Daphne, eeewwwww, thanks to Lord B's general suckiness, ewww, r@pe attempt ensues, was that really necessary? It doesn't really fit in with the rest of the series and generally nope, yay, broken nose! (which was indeed totally necessary). Nice one, and probably the only scene so far (spoiler: overall) in which I actually like Daphne. Dukey thinks a mean left hook is attractive, and, generally speaking, he's not wrong.

Daphne and Dukey come up with a pseudo-shakespearean plot to pretend to be totally into each other so she can attract suitors by being not available and he gets not to have fangirls by being not available, and as someone who has read a few too many historical-ish bodice rippers I know exactly where this is going. I mean, come on.

I can't see enough of the following choreography to complain about it. Man, I miss historical dance classes.

And that concludes Ep. 1! Finally! Thank you for getting this far, sorry for all of it (especially typos, it's the bane of unwanted autocorrect), I guess?

Update on the train situation: I've been told by the ticket control person that I shouldn't get my hopes up until noon tomorrow.

To be continued,

because I didn't take these 32 pages of notes for nothing.

[symphonicspecter]

What games do you enjoy?

Ah heck I never answered this did I. I have kind of a varied taste tbh and it’s whatever catches my interest.

Game series I’ve kept up with are:

Rusty Lake, I’ve played every one of them and I’m anxiously awaiting the next. Most of them I’ve replayed at least once. I love them for being surreal spooky and for their weird puzzles.

Professor Layton, I’ve played all but vs Ace Attorney (which I own, but I lost it :() and Mystery Journey, which I also own but simply haven’t started yet. I’ve watched The Eternal Diva as well but idk where to get ahold of any manga, and I don’t want to watch the anime until I’ve played Mystery Journey. I love those for the huge variety of puzzles (I try to complete the puzzle index + mini games and daily downloads in every game, although there’s a few that still have me stumped) and for the wonderful stories and characters.

And Pokemon, I’ve completed the story for Diamond and X, and got about halfway through Platinum and Black. I had some of the older games too but I never got far. And I have several of the spin-off games, some of my faves are the little adventure and care ones likes Pokepark and Pokemon Channel actually, or at least they were when I was younger, as lame as that may sound lol.

I love Animal Crossing a lot too, and New Horizons is the only one I don’t have. But it’s one of those games I play a lot for like a week and then drop it for like a year.

And recently I’ve been working on Hollow Knight and in Ori and the Will of the Wisps, they have similar gameplay styles. I really like the art, music, and characters! I can play those for hours, there’s a lot to explore and they can be pretty challenging!

And Minecraft is a huge one for me, I can play it all day. I mostly like exploring and building houses, and taming every animal I find.

And plenty of others too, NSR and AHIT are big fandoms for me but I havent actually played the games yet - but after falling in love with the characters and stories I got the games and want to play them soon! The TLDR is I like games with puzzles, adventure, great art and music, and wonderful lovable stories and characters.

[that-one-bi-wizard]

Zach and Yakko for the ship thing :3

Heck yeah! Let’s goo!

who’s the cuddler: Definitely Yakko! He’s more used to physical affection, but Zach is more stand-offish about it.

who makes the bed: Zach! He’s an organized guy and likes to keep things clean. Meanwhile, Yakko just kinda doesn’t care.

who wakes up first: Also Zach! He got work to do.

who has the weird taste in music: Yakko lol His music taste ranges from classic to musical theater to whatever he feels like XD

who is more protective: They both kind of are tbh It’s just they’re olderst sibling instincts. I’d think Zach just a little bit more tho He’s very territorial... like a DOG—

who sings in the shower: Zach. He won’t admit it tho cuz it’s embarrassing to him. Yakko’s heard him a few times says nothing but loves his voice.

who cries during movies: Definitely Yakko. And he’s really overdramatic about it lol

who spends the most while out shopping: Also Yakko! He finds stuff he likes and the store and automatically buys it cuz he has no self control. Zach’s just like “Okay, but do we need these dinosaur cookie cutters?” And Yakko’s like “WHY WOULDN’T WE—”

who kisses more roughly: Zach. Yakko doesn’t mind tho

who is more dominate: Aha... Zach. Again, Yakko doesn’t make mind at all.

my rating of the ship from 1-10: 10 does not even begin to show how much I love these two! They are my everything! Otp!!