#my pieze

[petey-piez]

tntduo as The Kiss by Gustav Klimt - a redraw. original under cut

[haysaprocky]

making a toaster strudel and shutting the fuck up instead of being a hater 🧘🏻‍♀️ >>>>>>>

[weedlovingweed]

i love buying little things. we have been getting little things we need for the house (like new leave in conditioner) but also like. little vday gifts for love. little things i've been wanting (seeds a few weeks ago, and mushrooms products from a place i've been wanting to try)... what's better than getting a little something.

[666xist]

tiny doodle but idk what im doing :33🙏 my sugarplum sweetay piez kylar pookie wookie

[octuscle]

I’m an American student staying in the UK for Christmas. I feel lonely and isolated up here, away from my family. There are some dumbass chav lads having a Christmas party downstairs. I want to join them, but I don’t think I’d fit in. Do you think the chronoviac could help me?

To get into the Christmas spirit, listen to Bach's Christmas Oratorio on your Sonnox speakers. You struggle to drown out the bass of the music from the party below you. Suddenly there's a crackle in your speakers… And the same music is coming out of the speakers as the music from the party. And surprisingly, you know that it's MC Devvo & Shady Piez. You love the music. Best party music ever. But it doesn't go with a glass of red wine, it goes better with a beer… You go to the kitchen. Shit, there's none left in the fridge. But on your coffee table, where a moment ago there was an Advent wreath, a plate of your mother's cookies and your glass of red wine, there are still a few cans of beer between overflowing ashtrays and pizza boxes. You shake them. Hehehe, there's still something in this one. You spit the sip out again immediately. What kind of pig put his cigarette butts in the can? Thank God there's still something left in a can. Stale, warm as piss. But better than nothing.

Shit, the heating in your fucking council apartment is going crazy again. It's as hot as a sauna. You take off your stuffy shirt. It doesn't go with your jogging bottoms and Adilettes anyway. You turn up the music. You don't care that the neighbors are banging on the wall… Suddenly the doorbell rings. You look through the peephole. It's one of your mates from the apartment below. He yells at you, asking why you're having your own party and not downstairs with them. After all, it's bloody Christmas.

You say you're going to put something on and come down in a minute. Your mate grabs your nipples and laughs. In half an hour at the latest you'll all be fucking each other anyway. Putting something on beforehand would be a miserable waste of time. Best Christmas ever!

Pic with with appropriate clothing for the Christmas party found @tayloreverett

[regretakin]

OKKAY POOB MEMORY DUMP >:3

Okokok so starting off

- I wuz non-binary, pansexual, nd polyamorous!!

- I wuz in a relationship wif both Infected / Kasper and Pest :3

- Me n Pest were in a relationship b4 we started dating Kasper, Pest expressed hiz feelingz towards Infected 2 me n I wuz okay with Pest being poly ^_^ ..I later also figured out I had feelings for Kasper sooo we became a polycule :3

(also uhm pls let me know if I'm using any wrong termz!!! I'm not very educated on polyamory nd i don't wanna use wrong the wording or terms!!!! Ty!!!)

- I almost exclusively used they/them, but I also didn't mind he/him sometimes

- I carried around a sketchbook and I would draw stuff around me. I drew a doodle of everyone (meaning every npc I knew of) labelled "my frienz! :D"

- I LUVD PEST'Z PIEZ... I alwayz asked him 2 make them fur my partiez:3 my favorite one that he always made was lemon meringue pie...

- SPEAKING OF LEMON PIE!! I loved lemon flavored stuff anything!!!

- I had a nubbin tail. It sorta looked like a deer tail but also not rlly a deer? If that makes sense?

- I had curly-ish short hair. I was also fuzzy ^_^

- I tried to make Infected take medication for his infection several timez with no success :c

- NOT ABOUT ME BUUT Pest deffo has two sets of arms.. he waz soo cool 2 me ..!!!

- I wuz constantly energetic.. convinced I didn't sleep liek at all!! (I MEAn I diid but like only when Pest and Infected came over n we snuggled... GAHH HOMOSEXUALITY!!!!!)

- I LOVED STICKERZ SO MUCH RAAHHHH!!!!!!! I stuck em EVERYWHERE!!!

- I had an oral fixation cos of the party horn...

- I had ADHD and possibly autism!!

- had a vocal stim where I'd meow.. blowing the party horn wuz also a stim of mine!!!

- I had paws / paw pads !!

- was terrible at determining if ppl were my friendz or nawt.. so I jus thought everyone wuz my friend :3

AIII THINK THAS ALLL??!!?!!? ,:3c

[nifreti-ii]

Piez anyone?

I doing a little something something and I genuinely want to know what are folks favorite pie. I saw on some tier lists that cherry pie was on the top, but I've honestly never had it so I'm curious.

Mostly for my yan loving followers, this is related to the VN I'm planning to make :P I personally like Pecan and Pumpkin pie. I thank anyone who chooses an option!

[cxyotl]

@mcytblrholidayexchange

HAPPY HOLIDAYS!!!!! my gift to @petey-piez !!! i hope you enjoy it!

[cquackity]

thank you for reblogging my the kiss ctntduo like 6 times I can't stop smiling I'm glad you like it!!!! :D

-petey-piez

<3 of course i consider myself the biggest fan of the kiss tntduo

[petey-piez]

tilín & juanaflippa sketch!!! :D

[femdykelink]

hey! i'm peter! it/its pronouns. this is my main blog

my art blog is @petey-piez. where i post fanart, oc art, fanfiction and poetry

this blog is where you get the whole schlop of my interests, news, or funny things i find and want to share with the world (for better or for worse)

i'm always open to meeting and talking to new people! my dms and askbox are always open!

[girltober]

Just went to a friend's burlesque show, which was AWESOME- the theme was queer joy and it included some incredible acts. Aside from, y'know, sexy people doing sexy things to music, the main highlights were as follows:

My friend was a gay fairy who gave out fairy wings to members of the audience and used music from the "fairies" tv show

A performer who sampled the Alex Jones' "turn the fricking frogs gay" remix for their act

A performer who used a mix of undertale's "home" as she told the story of realising she was bisexual via Hannah Montana & Wrecking Ball

A performer who covered themself in socks, which they stripped off as part of the act to find the matching one to what they were wearing

The PIEZ DE RESISTANCE: a non-binary trans man who did "Am I a Man or a Muppet from the Muppets movie (!!!) To express his feelings about being both non-binary and a man, using an ACTUAL MUPPET that he Stripped over the course of the act as the music transitioned to "gimme gimme gimme a man after midnight". That handsome genius won the Golden Vulva award for being the best act and I'm so glad bc they earned it!

Anyway it was all very cool and a lot of fun BUT...

I WON A RAFFLE FOR a bar of vulva shaped soap AND A FREE TERM OF BURLESQUE TRAINING!!!! I'M SO EXCITED!!!!!!!!!!!

So soon I'll be on stage too if all goes well!!! I have butterflies in my stomach just thinking about it 😊😊😊

Honestly not even nervous about the nudity, just the performing on stage in the first place lol 😂

[procyo9]

"Come on you slowpoke, you promised me that pizza!" Elegy turned around to see Crystal, who barely got a chance to get out of the driving seat.

"Hey, you're the one who made me go to the pizza place at 4am; don't judge my will to live at this hour," the gray-eyed girl smiled, half-yawning the answer at her much-too-excited-for-this friend.

"Aww don't be like that!" Trace yelled back, suddenly striking a pose, "In the name of Piez, I'LL FEED YOU!" Her voice echoed through the empty parking lot, turning some heads of people who happened to be nearby.

"Oh my god, shut up you dumbass..." Crystal laughed, flabbergasted by the sudden silly action. "Just for this, you're paying for the first round."

"I know you like the pineapple one you weirdo,"

"So what? It goes well with the beer!"

"Oh well, I still love 'ya gonk."

@quaddmgd

[myce]

i've had piez descalzos sueños blancos stuck in my head for like two weeks now when will i be freee

[love-aholic]

Dialouge for my regrėtevator s/i cuz I'm bored

Seize "Why thats the flora from the pansies and strawberries in my compartments good sir!"

Idle

"Parasite...what do they mean by parasite?"

"Why is everyone so erratic nowadays!?"

"Hmmm..."

"This music is loud and everyone is unbearable, I wish to go home!"

"So much has changed..."

"Is my scent really that strong?"

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Wallter "My sickly sweet comrade, may I inquire where that scent is coming from?"

Wallter "Why they smell so serene! Where'd you get them?"

Seize "From the forest of my home!"

Wallter "Ah, wood isn't my strongsuit."

"May you spare some for me? I could make tea out of such fine ingredients!"

Seize "I'm sorry sir but I need their scent for emergencies

Wallter "What emergencies call for this?"

Seize "..."

"None of your business. Good day sir."

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Seize "Why are you even here?"

Unpleasant "..."

Seize "You are far worst than any monster I've encountered"

"You do not deserve to smell of scent of cookies, you do not deserve to see the sun."

Unpleasant "..."

Seize "You are scum."

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Bive "WHAT IS THAT SMELL!? THE CLOWNS ARE RELEASING THEIR MIND CONTROL SPRAY!!"

Seize "Oh no, my fair lady! That is not spray, that smell is coming from my natural goods!"

Bive "That GOOP! THEY'VE TAKEN OVER YOUR MIND!!"

Seize "Oh no no no! They do quite the opposite I can assure you that!"

"I govern no one but myself!"

Bive "Hmmm."

"FINE!! But I got my eye on you!"

Seize "Whatever makes you feel safe ma'am."

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If you have a screen reader I am so sorry

Infected "**4ch00!!**:

"Y0 bRuv wut5 d@t Sme311?? >o<"

Seize "Those are the hyacinths and tulips in my backpack!"

Infected "D4t m4Ke5 M3 4LL3RG13S AcT up!1!!"

Seize "I am sorry sir, but I need these for my protection!"

Infected "Y???"

Seize "No, I'm not having this conversation."

"Just cover your mouth when you sneeze, I have a handkerchief."

"Please take it."

Infected "Thx!"

Seize "How disgusting and vile."

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PartyNoob "Seize!! Do u party?"

Seize "Oh, no, I'm not the biggest fan of loud places."

PartyNoob "Dats okie!!"

"We can hav a quiet party wit board games!"

Seize "That...sounds nice"

"Alright, send me the invite when it comes."

PartyNoob "Yay!!!"

"Maybe we can bring them along 2!!"

Seize "He doesn't like parties, we know that."

"But I can try to convince them."

PartyNoob "Yippeee!"

"Il make alll the apple fritterz and piez!!"

Seize "You're a good kid, you know that?"

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Seize "My fine wooden sir."

Mannequin_Mark "Speakin"

Seize "I can not thank you enough for helping in the restoration of my home."

Mannequin_Mark "No worries. Always happy to help a client!"

Seize "Its nearing looking what it did back in my time."

Mannequin_Mark "Yer home is very large, it'd getting me curious of what it was before."

Seize "It was...luxurious."

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Gnarp "WHAT A ZICKLY ZMELL!"

Seize "I'm sorry about my flora my furry gentlealien!"

Gnarp "Blegh!"

"That goop haz turned your face into a hideouz monzter!"

Seize "I can assure this goop is-"

Gnarp "ZTOP TALKING!!"

"Aztually keep that goop on! Youz iz probably uglier UNDERNEATH!"

Seize "..."

"I hope you suffer, you wretched hag."

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Prototype "Woah! Are you famous?"

Seize "I'm sorry?"

Prototype "My files say you have quite the career!

"You look so different!"

Seize "...yes, I suppose I was."

Prototype "Eh? What's wrong?"

Seize "It's been a while since I've had that fame."

Prototype "Oh I'm so sorry!"

"I didn't mean to-"

Seize "No need to apologize."

"Your programming is quite advanced, I'm surprised it recognized me."

Prototype "oh...OH! Thank you!"

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Seize "Pest, did you take the apples again?"

Pest "No."

Seize "You may have it."

"Remember if you need something you can take it.

Pest "..."

Seize "Just ask me next time."

Pest "わかった"

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Pilby "Gosh...that's a lot of fruits!"

Seize "Indeed, I apologize for the sickly smell they omit."

Pilby "O-oh no they smell nice!"

"..."

"C-can I have one?"

Seize "Well..."

"I suppose one won't hurt."

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Split "That's a large backpack, your back must be tired every day-sy!"

Seize "I'm sorry ma'am, did you say daisy?"

Split "It's just a fun pun I came up with!"

Seize "I see..."

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Seize "I apologize for the rude question mx."

"But what are you?"

FleshCousin "The ladies and gentlemen gallop around the merry go round for a surprise."

Seize "Pardon?"

FleshCousin "The gentleman hallow inside the shallow oceans of the meadows for the monsters lurk."

Seize "..."

"What monsters?"

FleshCousin "What a wonderful day sir, wonderful for the serenade!"

Seize "Shut up."

"Brainless parasite."

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Lampert "Are those fruits clean?"

Seize "I clean them with water everyday they're out."

Lampert "Do you keep them in a refrigerator?"

Seize "I...don't have a refrigerator."

Lampert "Refrigerators keep your fruits fresh for longer periods."

"Why don't you have one."

Seize "I live in a forest...sort of."

"There isn't any electricity."

Lampert "Are those rotting?"

Seize "I hope not."

Lampert "..."

"Hope?"

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DrRETRO "purr meow mew? (How's everything going sugar?)"

Seize "I ain't sick, but it could be better."

DrRETRO "miau mreow meow? (Whats wrong?)"

Seize "I can't sleep."

"The nightmares are coming back"

"...but they're different."

DrRETRO "hiss miau mraow maiu? (Whats different?)"

Seize "There's more figures than usual, there's a lady."

"It definitely isn't Cynthia or Marilyn."

DrRETRO "hissss mew? (You've seen our little dream nuisance too?)"

Seize "Our?"

DrRETRO "mraow mraor meow. (Me and 1314 have been experiencing this for quite a while.)"

Seize "He seen it too!?"

DrRETRO "mew meow (Perhaps we could plan something out later, all three of us.)"

Seize "..."

"That could work doc."

DrRETRO "miau mraow. (I'll talk to you soon David.)"

"(Remember to get proper rest.)"

Seize "I'll try."

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Folly "Well aren't you unique?"

Seize "..."

Folly "Such a sad miserable life you have."

"Perhaps I should free you of it."

Seize "Be quiet you foul woman."

Folly "I am offering you a deal."

"David. Kennedy."

Seize "How did you-"

"..."

Folly "You should join the starring cast one day!"

"You won't regret it."

[lvcdrms]

🎵 - sky

🎵 for a short playlist of 3-5 songs my muse loves and why they love them. with @spaceny 

ginuwine - differences

quando eu digo que ele é muito fã de old school r&b... eu acho que essa é uma das músicas formativas pra ele. é a melodia, a letra, a vibe... ainda mais que he may now show it 💯, mas o sky É um romântico, então quando ele enfim aprendeu inglês ele voltava nessa música direto pra ficar maravilhado pelo Romance PuroTM. e o bônus de headcanon é que às vezes ele bota essa música pra tocar e fica fazendo lipsync pro marty até perceber que soa como uma declaração, e não como se ele estivesse só zoando, e fica todo encabulado. quando ele tomar vergonha na cara e virar gente ele vai parar de brincadeira e dedicar essa música a ele pra valer, eu juro! e daí o dew vai poder explanar o sky pro marty e contar a vez que ele tava cantando essa música no carro, sorrindo feito um zé mané, e depois paralisou e se deu um tapa na cara como quem tá tentando recalibrar.

mariah carey - we belong together

bom, essa música ainda é rnb... ou no mínimo tributária do rnb! e ela meio que carregou ele pelo primeiro grande coração partido dele, o fim do primeiro namoro, em que o sky recém-saído da adolescência estava absolutamente devastado, arrasado pelo fim da primeira relação e achando que nunca ia amar de novo, porque adolescente já é dramático, artista ainda? ele demorou a conseguir ouvir a música de novo, mas hoje ele consegue numa boa. é só uma boa música pra fazer dramatic lipsync, um hit triste mas muito bom, e algo que traz memórias do passado que podem não ser boas memórias, mas são memórias (e ele consegue até dar risada do dramalhão que fez, com todo respeito ao jovem sky)

pixxie - dejayou

namorar uma idol de um girlgroup de tpop por um tempo meio que adaptou ele ao gênero até ele pegar muito gosto pela coisa como se ele não fosse propenso a ser fã de diva pop, e hoje é parte integral do spotify dele. e essa música em especial simplesmente... tem uma vibe diferente, sabe? toda essa atmosfera meio... música especial de halloweenTM, fora a chance de as garotas demonstrarem os vocais e habilidades dela (e é capaz de o sky pelo menos conhecer elas + ter alguma consideração pacas por elas). enfim, ficou na cabeça dele por semanas até entrar no spotify wrapped.

shakira - whenever wherever

e quando eu digo que o sky também é muito shakirista, eu também falo sério! acho que os álbuns favoritos dele são os primeiros, em especial de piez descalzos a she wolf, mas essa música meio que tem um espaço especial no coração dele... primeiro por ser atemporal, segundo por ser uma das primeiras músicas que ele ouviu e a primeira que deixou ele viciado (ainda mais porque a mãe dele também era super fã, e o sky era apenas um biadinho em formação).

qualquer uma do universe com center marty ou em que ele tenha mais linhas

razões: marty sky vc é biado. e, tá, ele é fã do universe genuinamente, ok! só tem um leve bias. levíssimo.