#my poor Carlitos 😭😭

[game-set-canet]

"an internal oblique muscle tear in the left abdominal wall with an estimated recovery time of six weeks" - kill me rn 😭😭 my poor Carlitos 😭😭 get well soon!!

[melis-writes]

would u care to rank some of Al Pacino’s characters based on how submissive they would be in bed and how often you think they’d do it?? it would be funny LMAOOO

Why the hell not?! 😂🤭 From Bobby Axel to Vincent Hanna, this is my list of submissiveness. 😏

Number 1... 💀❤️ Sonny Wortzig is definitely the most submissive. That's not a bad thing whatsoever. 😂 But I feel like he would do it all the time, no problem!!

2. Francis Lionel Delbuchi. 👀💓 He's actually my beloved and I can definitely see him being submissive in bed to tease and please his partner soooo... Mhmm. 🥰 And we love that!

3. Steve Burns. Enough said. 😂🤣 I mean I think a remember in scene in the film where he was just laying there where homegirl was going to town on him, lower and lower... 😶😳 He definitely enjoys it and would do it as often as his partner would like!

4. Ivan Travalian. 🤭 The DILF of all DILFs, everybody's baby daddy. 🤣 More than half of the time I can definitely see him being submissive in bed!

5. Arthur Kirkland. 😏 He won't submit in the courts but he'll definitely submit to you in bed so as long as you ask!

6. Bobby Deerfield! 🤪 I definitely see him as more of the loving, teasing and pleasing kind of man. I think it's all about submissiveness automatically until things are switched up. Get on top of that man! 🥵

7. Bobby Axel. 😌 Now I feel like Bobby would only be submissive here and there, enjoying a good ride if you know what I mean... 🥴

8. Carlito Brigante. 🥴 I see him as the last-ish of Al's characters who would be like to be submissive maybe at least half of the time. I feel like he honestly doesn't care, because he's having good sex anyway and it's just hot.

9. Frank Serpico. 👀 I don't really see him as very submissive at all in bed, but he seems like he would every now and then but not too often!

10. Tony Montana!! 🥵 I definitely feel like he would love for his gal to put on a good show and submit to her teasing and pleasing but definitely just to a point where he then takes control after all that arousal and sexual tension is built up lmao.

11. Vincent Hanna. 🤭 I don't even think the poor man has time to be submissive because his ass is always at work. Maybe very rarely, here and there but not too much at all. I see him as dominant in bed all year round.

12. Last but not least, the LEAST submissive man of all time in my list... The Michael Corleone. 💀💀 The word "submissive" doesn't exist to this man, let alone in bed lmfao. Hell no, it's not his thing. The Don is dominant and in power. It'll be a cold day in hell when Michael's submissive in bed. 😭

That's it, that's my list!! 😂😂 Definitely how I see it if I had to rank them all in order!

[schumiatspa]

Carlitos and Luca texting yesterday:

- you guys are the worst at secrets. You realise how weird that looked?

- what are you talking about?

- the whole thing with the court that has your name and Jannik filming and drooling

- you're exaggerating. Friends support each other, there's nothing weird

- he's your main rival

- so?

- you know what? I give up. Please go on

(don't feel pressure to answer!)

MY LOVELY ANON!!! I'M FINALLY HERE!!! I've got like 4 of your asks to answer, I'm so so sorry😭 I don't actually know which is the most efficient way to answer them as a lot of things happened!!! I'll probably get through every one of them like I'm not days late ajsksk

THIS DIALOGUE IS SO FUNNY PLEASE (I love all of your dialogues btw) I can picture Luca with his hands on his hips and a fed up expression saying this akjsksksk "Friends support each other" SO THAT'S HOW THEY CALL IT NOWADAYS UH

The funniest thing is that Luca is not in Alicante anymore (I've got a couple of things to say about that👀 but I'll keep them for one of your previous asks), so it's even funnier to picture him on the phone saying that... Poor Luca was probably home chilling or training and he probably saw the pictures on Insta/Twitter like the rest of us and went "For the love of God- CARLITOS!".... "I come back to Italy a few days earlier than planned and all of his common sense flies out the window" (Luca being like 70% of Carlitos' impulse control would kind of make sense, or at least I would find it funny akssksj Juanki, the rest of the team, Alvaro, Luca probably do make up all of Carlitos' impulse control, but we know too well that Carlitos does whatever Carlitos wants, especially if it concerns his bf lol)

[heffrondriving]

I AM NOT OKAY