#my second post today : me putting on my clown shoes and badly playing the kazoo ))

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BELLUM.   Lo tells the kids no cookies till dinner and then realizes she left something for one of them in her car or w/e

walks back into the house, no kids or Kris in sight

walks into the kitchen

finds their dumb asses doing what they call ULTIMATE SIBLING FORM KFC !!!!!

... which is basically Chara on Kris’ shoulders and Frisk on Chara’s shoulders, on their tippy toes reaching for the cookies that Lo hid up on the VERY top of the cupboards

they only use this form when they need to reach something that’s out of Kris’ reach

because Kris is the tallest one by virtue of being an adult, they’re like 5′6′‘-5′7′’ ish whereas the kiddos are smol because they’re ....... kiddos

they don’t include Asriel simply because he’s a worse narc than Frisk and would run sobbing to Lo about how his big siblings are breaking the rules

and they don’t include Flowey because he’s an ankle biting little shit who never learned to share and will eat all the cookies (actually he’ll probably eat the entire box, cardboard and all, before spitting it out into someone’s hand)

also they don’t include anyone else because then THEIR STUPID ACRONYM WOULDN’T BE FUNNY ANYMORE