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#my surf instructors are the coolest people ever and i love them /p
hyperfixated-homo · 2 years
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sanders sides as surf instructors hcs because surf lessons are the only good thing that has happened this year
patton is the one who picks up the kids and has to deal with the half hour drive to the beach
virgil just kind of showed up one day and did a bunch of tricks on a green wave, stopped two kids from getting hit by their boards and gave some great advice on how to pop up better
he's just been here ever since. i dont even think he gets paid
roman's the only actual surfer there. he's been to competitions and stuff. he would be their best instructor if he could actually explain what to do better and gave the kids more warning than "okay go"
remus loves messing with the little kiddies and the chaotic energy that comes with so many ten year olds in the same space at once
they love to hang out with him too because he's "a cool adult" and he's really fun in general
they've also nicknamed him stoner. he thinks it's hilarious
logan started a system where they brought rice and noodles for all the kids who didn't have any money to buy food after 2+ hours of surfing. now everyone eats it even though they have the money.
the food they don't eat goes to feeding the stray dogs in the area
there are a couple really young kids in the group (5 to 7). patton and remus takes care of them exclusively because they would probably fucking die in the others care. nobody knows how or why remus is capable of doing that but they aren't complaining
janus doesn't even know how to surf, but somehow he's literally the best instructor they have??
he can spot everything and anything you need to work on and explain it really well but he can't balance to save his life
also the waves highkey scare him but he keeps telling himself that if virgil can do it, he can too
virgil has a banana board. i will not eleborate.
janus doesn't even have a board
logan "borrowed" a bunch of boards from the kids that he "happened to forget to return" so now he just has like. twelve boards.
he asked janus to help him come up with new reasons he has so many everytime someone asks
"i bought them from a drug dealer", "they grow in my backyard", "i find a new one on my roof every other week"
the kids ask every lesson, and he gives them a new reason. virgil and remus have a bet for how long he's gonna keep going
janus and roman 100% gossip with the kiddies after the lesson during breaks. they know all the school drama, and both agree that chloe is The WorstTM. who's jared? no clue, but he broke up with selena last week so clearly he has no taste
a lot of them act like they hate each other once they get off the beach but in the water they're best friends. cheering each other on when they catch a good wave, laughing at some of the failed pop ups, helping the kids together, ect.
thats all i got rn, might add on some stuff for individual kids if yall want it (send an ask if ur interested, i dont wanna write for another fifteen minutes if nobody cares /nm)
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