Stellan Skarsgård
Physique: Average Build
Height: 6’ 3" (1.91 m)
Stellan John Skarsgård (born 13 June 1951) is a Swedish actor. He is known for his collaborations with director Lars von Trier, appearing in Breaking the Waves (1996), Dancer in the Dark (2000), Dogville (2003), Melancholia (2011), and Nymphomaniac (2013). Skarsgård has since starred in various blockbusters such as Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest (2006) and Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End (2007). He also starred in Mamma Mia! (2008), Angels and Demons (2009), and The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo (2011). He played Dr. Erik Selvig in five Marvel Cinematic Universe films, starting with Thor (2011), and portrayed Baron Harkonnen in Denis Villeneuve's two-part Dune adaptation, Dune (2021) and Dune: Part Two (2024).
You’d think I’d already be into Stellan with how many things I’ve seen him naked in and there's a lot. And surprisingly the one that put him over the edge with is a movie where he didn’t appear naked in, The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo. Wait, was it Thor: The Dark World? Well it was one of those two.
Skarsgård was born in Gothenburg, he moved often in his childhood and lived, amongst other places, in Helsingborg, Totebo, Kalmar, Marielund, and Uppsala. Skarsgård started his acting career early; and, by the age of 21, his experience in film, TV and stage was considerable. Most of his early roles were in Swedish television (such as Bombi Bitt) and films.
Twice married, with his first wife, they had six children together. Alexander, Gustaf, Bill, and Valter are also actors, while Eija was a model for a few years. His second marriage to Irish screenwriter and producer Megan Everett in January 2009 produced two sons. Because of this, Skarsgård had a vasectomy because he felt that eight children was enough. Well Mr. Skarsgård… if you were fucking me, you wouldn't have that problem.
RECOMMENDATIONS:
Good Will Hunting (1997)
Nymphomaniac: Vol. I (2013)
Nymphomaniac: Vol. II (2013)
Amistad (1997)
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J.T. Walsh
Physique: Average/Husky Build
Height: 5′ 11½″ (1.82 m)
James Thomas Patrick Walsh (September 28, 1943 – February 27, 1998) was an American character actor. His many films include Tin Men, Good Morning, Vietnam, A Few Good Men, Hoffa, Nixon, Sling Blade, Breakdown, and Pleasantville. A heavy smoker, Walsh died of a heart attack in 1998, at the age of 54.
A beautiful, burly bear of a man, I first noticed him in the film The Negotiator playing a crooked cop. For a brief, hopeful, moment I hoped that I was actually about to watch a porn about a framed cop getting revenge of the crooked one who framed him… with his penis. But no such luck. I can't really tell you much about Mr. Walsh other than he has appeared in films such as Needful Things, Backdraft and Miracle on 34th Street.
Pretty woeful researching I know, but there really isn't a lot about him. He was a lifelong Democrat, and an avid reader with a strong interest in metaphysics. He tends to get cast as the villians, which fill a lot of fantasies for me as I love the bad guys. His last films, The Negotiator and Pleasantville, were dedicated to his memory, all of which left daddy lovers wondering what could have been as he was maturing into a fuckable daddy.
RECOMMENDATIONS:
Good Morning, Vietnam (1987)
A Few Good Men (1992)
Breakdown (1997)
Pleasantville (1998)
The Negotiator (1998)
Gang in Blue (1996)
Star Struck (1994)
Blue Chips (1994)
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Kevin Dunn
Physique: Husky
Height: 5' 10" (1.78 m)
Kevin Dunn (born August 24, 1955-) is an American actor who has appeared in supporting roles in a number of films and television series since the 1980s. Dunn's roles include White House Communications Director Alan Reed in the political comedy Dave, U.S. Army Colonel Hicks in the 1998 version of Godzilla, Sam Witwicky's father Ron in the Transformers film series, Oscar Galvin in the 2010 action thriller Unstoppable, and misanthropic White House Chief of Staff Ben Cafferty in Veep. He has also had recurring roles on True Detective in 2014 and on the TV series adaptation of The Mosquito Coast in 2021.
Genial, slightly stocky with a pleasant (if unremarkable) countenance, Dunn cut his chops playing everymen in movies and one-shot television episodes. Although clean-shaven for most roles, he can grow an surprisingly cute beard on him. I normally don't like beards but he just has the sweetest face I have ever seen with or without it.
Other than being married with a child, I know absolutely nothing else of his personal life. Anyway, he may be straight, but he does look every inch a big fuckable bear.
RECOMMENDATIONS:
Veep (TV Series) - shirtless
Law & Order (TV Series) S15.E21 Publish and Perish (2005) - shirtless
1492: Conquest of Paradise (1992) - shirtless
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Carroll O'Connor
Physique: Average/Husky Build
Height: 5′ 10½″ (1.79 m)
John Carroll O'Connor (August 2, 1924 – June 21, 2001; aged 76) was an American actor whose television career spanned over four decades. O'Connor found widespread fame as Archie Bunker (for which he won four Emmy Awards), the main character in the CBS television sitcoms All in the Family (1971–1979) and its continuation, Archie Bunker's Place (1979–1983). O'Connor later starred in the NBC/CBS television crime drama In the Heat of the Night (1988–1995), where he played the role of police chief William "Bill" Gillespie. In the late 1990s, he played Gus Stemple, the father of Jamie Buchman (Helen Hunt) on Mad About You. In 1996, O'Connor was ranked number 38 on TV Guide's 50 Greatest TV Stars of All Time. He won five Emmys and one Golden Globe Award.
Carroll was born in Manhattan and raised in Forest Hills, a borough of Queens, New York. After graduating from high school in 1942, O'Connor joined the Merchant Marines and worked on ships in the Atlantic. In 1946, he enrolled at the University of Montana to study English. While there, he became interested in theater. During one of the amateur productions, he met his future wife, Nancy Fields, whom he married in 1951. They would later adopted their only child while in Rome, Italy in 1962 while he filmed Joseph L. Mankiewicz’s Cleopatra.
I first fell in lust with O'Connor for his role as crusty police chief William 'Bill' Gillespie on the crime drama "In the Heat of the Night." O'Connor captured my imagination so much that he still remains one of the key templates of what a daddy should be like to me. Chubby, grey hair, gentle features but with a hint 'I'll fuck you up if you cross me' added for good measure. But as hot as he looked on the show, he looked insanely gorgeous as Archie on reruns of "All in the Family." Yes a rarity for me. Liking a man when they were younger.
Even though O'Connor was nothing like his alter ego, Archie. Being shy, soft-spoken, introverted, intellectual and liberal. He had a charm that would have had me on my knees in minutes of speaking with him. Just sheer daddy perfection. He may not have been traditional-leading-man handsome, but I’ve always found Mr. O'Connor as nice looking. Listed as #20 on TV Land’s Top 50 TV Icons Countdown, but in the top five on my all time actors that I’d like to fuck senseless. O'Connor died at the age of 76 on June 21, 2001, in Culver City, California, from a heart attack brought on by complications from diabetes.
RECOMMENDATIONS:
Return to Me (2000)
In the Heat of the Night (TV Series 1988–1995)
Archie Bunker's Place (TV Series 1979–1983)
All in the Family (TV Series 1971–1979)
Law and Disorder (1974)
Kelly's Heroes (1970)
Waterhole #3 (1967)
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Barney Martin
Physique: Husky Build
Height: 5'10" (1.78 m)
Barney Martin (March 3, 1923 – March 21, 2005; aged 82) was an American actor, best known for playing Morty Seinfeld, father of Jerry, on the sitcom Seinfeld (1991-1998). He also played supporting roles in Mel Brooks's The Producers (1967), and the Dudley Moore comedy Arthur (1981). He originated the role of Amos Hart (Mr. Cellophane) in the 1976 Broadway production of Chicago.
Born in the New York City borough of Queens, Martin served as a navigator in the Air Force during World War II before starting a 20-year career as a New York City police detective. In the 1950s, he began writing on the side for comedy shows before being discovered for films by Mel Brooks, who cast him in The Producers.
I first discovered him on an episode of Mama’s Family where he was shirtless and I had a boner for him ever since.
Martin died on March 21, 2005 in Studio City, CA at the age of 82. Survivors include his wife of 63 years, Catherine Martin; a son; two grandsons; and two great-grandsons.
RECOMMENDATIONS:
Seinfeld (1989)
Arthur (1981)
Hot Stuff (1979)
The Producers (1967)
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William Windom
Physique: Husky Build
Height: 5'10½" (1.79 m)
William Windom (September 28, 1923 – August 16, 2012; aged 88) was an American actor. He was known as a character actor of the stage and screen. He was perhaps best known for his work on television, including the character of John Monroe on the sitcom My World and Welcome to It; as Commodore Matt Decker, commander of the doomed USS Constellation in the Star Trek episode “The Doomsday Machine” and perhaps the most common recurring character, Dr. Seth Hazlitt, on the CBS series Murder, She Wrote.
Chubby, gray hair, gentle features but with a hint grumpy grandpa added for good measure. And he had a hot, gruff voice that makes me I want to bang his ass all night long. He just looks like he would have been a filthy whore in bed and a talker. I can always get behind a talker in bed.
A man of all mediums, this veteran, Manhattan-born character actor was named after his great-grandfather, Lincolnesque Congressman William Windom. He attended Williams College and the University of Kentucky, among others, before serving in the Army during WWII. After the war, he studied at both Fordham and Columbia universities in New York City before settling on an acting career.
Windom died on August 16, 2012, at age 88 from congestive heart failure. A chess, tennis and sailing enthusiast, he is survived by four children. He was quite a colorful character and apparently loved the ladies, having wed five times. Seems like a man who likes to keep his dick in a hole at all times. I would have happily volunteered to keep his dick well lubricated anytime he needed. He just looks like he would be a filthy whore in bed. He also seems to sweat quite a bit, so the sex would be hot, wet and messy.
RECOMMENDATIONS:
Children of the Corn: The Gathering (1996)
Murder, She Wrote (1984 TV Series)
Miracle on 34th Street (1994)
Attack of the 50 Ft. Woman (1993)
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Dick O'Neill
Physique: Stocky Build/Heavyset
Height: 5' 7" (170 cm)
Richard Francis O'Neill (August 29, 1928 – November 17, 1998; aged 70) was an American stage, film and television character actor best known for playing Irish cops, fathers, judges and army generals. He began his acting career as an original company member of Arena Stage in Washington, D.C. He was known for The Jerk (1979), The Taking of Pelham One Two Three (1974) and The Front Page (1974).
The steel gray hair, the chipmunk like cheeks and that voice. Plus he had a nice rack on him. Ahh… I blown plenty a loads over O'Neill watching the show Dark Justice in the 90s. I actually started to watch the show just to get a glimpse of him. Since then, I’ve always had a soft spot or should I say a hard spot for Dick O'Neill or just about anybody named O'Neill. Ed O'Neill, Tip O'Neill, etc.
He died of heart failure on November 17, 1998 at the age of 70. He is survived by his wife of 34 years, Jackie, and three daughters.
RECOMMENDATIONS:
Home Improvement (TV Series 1994–1996) 3 episodes - sexy
(1994) My Summer Story - sexy
Dark Justice (TV Series 1991–1993) - sexy
(1986) The Mosquito Coast - sexy
Diagnosis Murder (TV Series) - S3/E4 (1995) - sexy
(1995) The Unspoken Truth - sexy
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Wilford Brimley
Physique: Heavyset
Height: 5'8" (1.73 m)
Anthony Wilford Brimley (September 27, 1934 – August 1, 2020) was an American actor. Adept at playing endearing curmudgeons, he's best known for his role in Cocoon and its sequel Cocoon: The Return. Also known for his commercials ads for Liberty Medical and Quaker Oats. Brimley died on August 1, 2020, at age 85.
Bald, portly and with a walrus mustache and a flair for accents, after serving in the U.S. Marine Corps and working odd jobs in the 1950s, the Salt Lake City native started working as an extra and stuntman in Western films in the late 1960s. He became an established character actor in the 1970s and 1980s in films such as The China Syndrome, The Thing, Tender Mercies, The Natural and Cocoon. Pretty much any of his films from the 80's or 90's and you are pretty much guaranteed high quality jack off material.
Let's see, Brimley was twice married, producing four sons from the first. With varied rugged experiences ranging from blacksmith to horse trainer to liking cockfighting, Brimley was definitly a man's man. With all this being said, there are a few things that can go against Brimley. I've heard several people who've worked with him, did not liked him much, but I can over look it as his blood sugar was low. Better to know than not to know, and it won't change the fantasy of the two of us fucking like like dogs on a bear skin rug down by the fireplace.
RECOMMENDATIONS:
The Natural (1984)
Cocoon (1985)
Thompson's Last Run (1986)
Our House (1986–1988)
Cocoon: The Return (1988)
Blood River (1991)
My Fellow Americans (1996)
In & Out (1997)
Brigham City (2001)
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Simon Russell Beale
Physique: Chubby Build
Height: 5′ 6″ (1.68 m)
Sir Simon Russell Beale CBE (born 12 January 1961) is an English actor. He has been described by The Independent as "the greatest stage actor of his generation". He has received two BAFTA Awards, three Olivier Awards, and a Tony Award. For his services to drama, he was knighted by Queen Elizabeth II in 2019.
Beale made his film debut in Sally Potter's period drama Orlando (1992). He gained prominence for his roles in Persuasion (1995), Hamlet (1996), My Week with Marilyn (2011), The Deep Blue Sea (2011), Into the Woods (2014), and Mary Queen of Scots (2018). He has also appeared in the television projects The Young Visiters (2003), Dunkirk (2004), and as Falstaff in the BBC made-for-television films Henry IV, Part I and Part II (2012). He was part of the main cast of Showtime's Penny Dreadful.
A very cute and cuddly daddy, I first noticed him in the second season of House of the Dragon. Personally, I'd waste no time in trying to get him in bed. Seriously, that beard would just look great with a big load of jizz all over it wouldn't it? I know absolutely nothing of his personal life, so he is most likely straight. Wait… Beale is gay? He's a British actor who loves the theatre. Of course he's gay.
RECOMMENDATIONS:
The Outfit (2022)
Operation Finale (2018)
The Death of Stalin (2017)
A Dance to the Music of Time (1997)
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Dirk Blocker
Physique: Husky Build
Height: 5′ 9″ (1.75 m)
Dennis Dirk Blocker (born July 31, 1957-) is an American actor. He earned his first regular TV role on Baa Baa Black Sheep (1976–1978), playing pilot Jerry Bragg. From 2013–2021, he starred as Detective Michael Hitchcock on the Fox/NBC comedy series Brooklyn Nine-Nine. His best known film credits include Poltergeist (1982), Starman (1984) and Prince of Darkness (1987).
A cute, bald and cuddly daddy, I think he has developed into a more fuckable daddy than his dad, Dan Blocker of Bonanza fame. What? His father was a big old bear that look like he'd just fuck you and leave. Dirk looks like he’d stay and cuddle.
Lets see… he was born in Los Angeles, CA, earn his bachelor of arts degree so he could teach K-12. Is married with two children. Honestly I don't even know why I mention it any more. I must be genetically predisposed to only being attracted to straight guys. Still, I can dream.
RECOMMENDATIONS:
Brooklyn Nine-Nine (TV Series) - Numerous times shirtless.
There’s… Johnny! (TV Series) - Open shirt and short shorts.
MAS*H (TV Series) - Open shirt.
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Tom McGowan
Physique: Husky Build
Height: 5′ 10″ (1.78 m)
Thomas McGowan (born July 26, 1959-) is an American actor. He first became known for his stage career both on and off Broadway. He is also known for his recurring role on the Emmy Award winning NBC show Frasier, as KACL station manager Kenny Daly. He has also appeared on a variety of shows including Everybody Loves Raymond, The Practice, ER, Desperate Housewives, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Modern Family, Veep and The Good Fight. He has appeared in films such as Heavyweights, Sleepless in Seattle, The Birdcage, As Good as It Gets, True Crime, Ghost World, and Bad Santa.
A very cute and cuddly daddy, I personally would waste no time in trying to bed him. Unless there's some one else in the room I want more. Seriuosly, as cute as he is. McGowan is always overshadowed by the hotter guy.
Unfortunately, like 99.9% of men I find attractive, he appears to be straight. Dammit… The New Jersey native is married with two children. He attended Hofstra University and the Yale School of Drama, from which he graduated with a Master of Fine Arts degree. I know absolutely nothing else of his personal life. It doesn't matter though. I know enough to want to fuck him.
RECOMMENDATIONS:
Frasier (TV Series 1993–2004)
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Bernard Hill
Physique: Average Build
Height: 5′ 9″ (1.75 m)
Bernard Hill (17 December 1944 – 5 May 2024;aged 79) was an English actor. He is known for playing Théoden, King of Rohan, in The Lord of the Rings film trilogy, Captain Edward Smith in Titanic, and Luther Plunkitt, the Warden of San Quentin Prison, in the Clint Eastwood film True Crime. Hill is also known for playing roles in television dramas, including Yosser Hughes, the troubled "hard man" whose life is falling apart in Alan Bleasdale's Boys from the Blackstuff in the 1980s, and more recently, as the Duke of Norfolk in the BBC adaptation of Hilary Mantel's Wolf Hall.
With a stout frame, bushy whiskers and a weathered visage, he embodied men of authority facing down danger with weary stoicism.
Born in Blackley, Manchester into a family of Catholic coal miners. Hill attended Xaverian College, and then Manchester Polytechnic School of Drama, graduating with a diploma in theatre in 1970.
Hill was married to the American-born actress Marianna Hill, with whom he had a son named Gabriel. Hill was a longtime supporter of Manchester United. At the time of his death, Hill was engaged to a woman named Alison. Hill died on 5 May 2024, at the age of 79.
RECOMMENDATIONS:
The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King (2003)
The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers (2002)
Titanic (1997)
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Michael Tucker
Physique: Average Build
Height: 5’ 5½" (1.66 m)
Michael Tucker (born February 6, 1945) is an American author and actor, widely known for his role in the television series L.A. Law (1986–1994), for which he received two Golden Globe nominations and three Primetime Emmy Award nominations.
Handsome, short stature and slightly gnomish features, Tucker is probably one of the reasons I lust after short men to this day. He was one of the reasons I watched L.A. Law along with Richard Dysart.
Married to actress Jill Eikenberry, they have a son together and he has a daughter from a previous marriage. Apparently, he does Yoga and Tai Chi, which means he’s flexible.
What? It means he can easily get into positions… for sex. You know I was going there with that.
RECOMMENDATIONS:
L.A. Law (TV Series)
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Jim Broadbent
Physique: Average Build
Height: 6’ 2" (1.88 m)
James Broadbent (born 24 May 1949-) is an English actor. A graduate of the London Academy of Music and Dramatic Art in 1972, he came to prominence as a character actor for his many roles in film and television. He's received various accolades including an Academy Award, two BAFTA Awards, and two Golden Globe Awards as well as nominations for two Primetime Emmy Awards and a Grammy Award. Notable film roles include Bullets Over Broadway (1994), Topsy-Turvy (1999), Bridget Jones's Diary (2001), Gangs of New York (2002), Another Year (2010), The Iron Lady (2011), Le Week-End (2013), and Brooklyn (2015).
Broadbent is kinda cute in glass, in a nerdy old dad kinda way, in something, but didn't blow me away. Later I saw him in Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince and thought Wow! And he has managed to become more and more adorable with each passing year.
Broadbent is married to costume designer-turned-artist and he is stepfather to her two grown-up sons. He is an atheist and is fond of wood carving. That last part is good to know as I've got a piece of wood I'd gladly let him handle. Hint. Hint. Its my penis.
RECOMMENDATIONS:
Hot Fuzz (2007)
The Gathering Storm (2002)
Iris (2001)
Moulin Rouge! (2001)
Bridget Jones's Diary (2001)
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