Prince Andrew, Duke of York
Physique: Average Build
Height: 6'0"
Prince Andrew, Duke of York, KG, GCVO, CD (born 19 February 1960 -) is a member of the British royal family, the third child and second son of Queen Elizabeth II and Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh, and a younger brother of King Charles III. Formerly regarded as the beloved son of the queen and decorated naval officer, whose behavioral antics throughout his career as a Royal brought scandal and disgrace to the 1200-year legacy of the British Royal Family.
When I first took note of Prince Andrew, I thought he was the most fuckable member of the British Royal family. Well… until the whole Jeffrey Epstein scandal and King Charles III’s ascension to the throne. After that, I found out he was arrogant, self-indulgent, and thoughtless of other people’s feelings and does stupid things out of hubris, to show that he can do them. Plus the 72 teddy bears on the bed thing. Still there is something about Randy Andy that makes me still want to fuck him. I just can’t explain it.
Currently, the disgraced Duke of York is stripped of his military and royal titles, stepped down from public duties and is living with his ex Fergie, including his daughters. Rumor has it, he’s looking to “reinvent himself.” And I’m more than ready to welcome him here and reinvent him… with my penis. What? I want to fuck a prince.
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J.T. Walsh
Physique: Average/Husky Build
Height: 5′ 11½″ (1.82 m)
James Thomas Patrick Walsh (September 28, 1943 – February 27, 1998) was an American character actor. His many films include Tin Men, Good Morning, Vietnam, A Few Good Men, Hoffa, Nixon, Sling Blade, Breakdown, and Pleasantville. A heavy smoker, Walsh died of a heart attack in 1998, at the age of 54.
A beautiful, burly bear of a man, I first noticed him in the film The Negotiator playing a crooked cop. For a brief, hopeful, moment I hoped that I was actually about to watch a porn about a framed cop getting revenge of the crooked one who framed him… with his penis. But no such luck. I can't really tell you much about Mr. Walsh other than he has appeared in films such as Needful Things, Backdraft and Miracle on 34th Street.
Pretty woeful researching I know, but there really isn't a lot about him. He was a lifelong Democrat, and an avid reader with a strong interest in metaphysics. He tends to get cast as the villians, which fill a lot of fantasies for me as I love the bad guys. His last films, The Negotiator and Pleasantville, were dedicated to his memory, all of which left daddy lovers wondering what could have been as he was maturing into a fuckable daddy.
RECOMMENDATIONS:
Good Morning, Vietnam (1987)
A Few Good Men (1992)
Breakdown (1997)
Pleasantville (1998)
The Negotiator (1998)
Gang in Blue (1996)
Star Struck (1994)
Blue Chips (1994)
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Lon Kruger
Born: August 19, 1952, Silver Lake, KS
Physique: Average Build
Lonnie Duane Kruger is a retired American college and professional basketball coach who was most recently the men's basketball head coach of the University of Oklahoma. He has served as the head coach of the University of Texas–Pan American, Kansas State, the University of Florida, the University of Illinois, and the University of Nevada, Las Vegas, as well as the Atlanta Hawks of the NBA. Kruger was the first coach to lead five programs to the NCAA tournament. His teams participated in 21 NCAA Tournaments, including two Final Fours.
I remember Lon Kruger from when he coached at the University of Florida and at the University of Illinois but he he didn’t really catch my eye back then. Now he’s caught my eye and I’d like for him to catch my dick.
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Eric Schmitt
Born: June 20, 1975, Bridgeton, MO
Physique: Average Build
Height: 6’ 6”
Eric Stephen Schmitt is an American lawyer and politician serving as the junior United States senator from Missouri since 2023. A member of the Republican Party, Schmitt served as a Missouri state senator from 2009 to 2017, as Missouri state treasurer from 2017 to 2019, and as the Missouri attorney general from 2019 to 2023.
Married with three children. I don't really know anything about him, other than I want to fuck him. Oh wait, there is one thing I know. He is a tall, hot, fucking daddy that I just want him under my sheets right now.
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Huw Edwards
Born: August 18, 1961, Bridgend, Wales, UK
Physique: Average Build
Height: 6′ (1.83 m)
Huw Edwards is a Welsh journalist, presenter and newsreader. He presents BBC News at Ten, the flagship evening news programme of the BBC. Edwards anchors BBC coverage of state and international events, and is occasionally seen as relief or as chief presenter on BBC News at Six, BBC News at One, BBC Weekend News and Daily Politics, as well as on the BBC's international news channel BBC World News.
Wow… where have you been all my life. Oh yeah… England. Apparently, he's married with five children and going though some stuff. In July 2023, Edwards was suspended by the BBC following allegations of sexual misconduct made in The Sun. The South Wales Police and the Metropolitan Police found no evidence of criminal conduct. Edwards was reported to be in hospital, suffering from depression. I need to find more detail of this alleged sexual misconduct. Mainly, are they male or female. So far I'm hearing male.
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Sandy Berger (1945-2015)
Physique: Stocky Build
Height: 5′ 9″
Samuel Richard "Sandy" Berger was an attorney who served as the 18th US National Security Advisor for US President Bill Clinton from 1997 to 2001 after he had served as the Deputy National Security Advisor for the Clinton administration from 1993 to 1997. In 2005, he was fined and sentenced to two years of probation, plus community service, for the unauthorized removal of classified material from the National Archives. He gave up his license to practice law. Berger died of cancer in Washington, D.C., on December 2, 2015, at the age of 70.
A stocky, sometimes temperamental and frequently humorous political operative, who went by Sandy, was apparently major figure in shaping the nation’s role in the world in the years after the Cold War. But he didn't catch my attention until he pleaded guilty to removing documents from the National Archives and destroying some of them.
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Alexander, Crown Prince of Yugoslavia
Born: July 17, 1945, Claridge's, Mayfair, London
Physique: Average Build
Height: 6′ 1″
Alexander, Crown Prince of Yugoslavia, is the head of the House of Karađorđević, the former royal house of the defunct Kingdom of Yugoslavia and its predecessor the Kingdom of Serbia. Alexander is the only child of King Peter II and his wife, Princess Alexandra of Greece and Denmark. He held the position of crown prince in the Democratic Federal Yugoslavia for the first four-and-a-half months of his life, until the declaration of the Federal People's Republic of Yugoslavia later in November 1945, when the monarchy was abolished. In public he claims the crowned royal title of "Alexander II Karađorđević" as a pretender to the throne.
The twice married with three sons, Alexander is known for his support of monarchism and his humanitarian work. He's another royal I spotted at His Majesty Charles III's coronation that I now want to do.
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David B. McKinley
Born: March 28, 1947, Wheeling, WV
Physique: Average Build
David Bennett McKinley is an American businessman and politician who served as the U.S. representative for West Virginia's 1st congressional district from 2011 to 2023. A member of the Republican Party, McKinley was a member of the West Virginia House of Delegates from 1980 to 1994, and chaired the West Virginia Republican Party from 1990 to 1994. After West Virginia lost a House seat in the 2020 redistricting cycle, his district was merged with that of Representative Alex Mooney. McKinley lost to Mooney in the 2022 Republican primary.
A seventh-generation resident of Wheeling, West Virginia, McKinley is married with four children and six grandchildren. Recently, I've been so so about guys with moustaches, but McKinley has one that would look best wrapped around a penis. My penis. Apparently, he lost to my new lust object, Alex Mooney in the 2022 Republican primary. Sad as I wouldn't mind seeing more of him.
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Dan Lauria
Born: April 12, 1947, Brooklyn, NY
Physique: Stout Build
Height: 5'11½" (1.82 m)
Daniel Joseph Lauria is an American stage, film and television actor and veteran of the US Marine, best known for his role as Jack Arnold in The Wonder Years, Jack Sullivan on Sullivan and Son and Al Luongo on Pitch. Additional film/TV roles include The Spirit, Independence Day, Stakeout and Party of Five.
Whilst he didn’t quite do it for me when he was at the height of his fame on The Wonder Years, but as he got older, I thought he became very fuckable. I bet everybody and their mom had the hots for the guy. I mean, just look at him. He’s hot with a look that tells you that he’s a mean son of a bitch, yet at the same time, a gentle teddy bear of a man. He’s been married before, but I can’t find nothing stating who he’s fucking now. So you know what that means. He’s waiting for me to come rock his world.
RECOMMDATIONS:
The Resident (TV Series) - S2/E16 ’Adverse Events’ (2018) - shirtless
Grey's Anatomy (TV Series) - S11/EP16 'Don't Dream It's Over' (2015) - shirtless
Here’s the Kicker (2011) - shirtless
Smallville (TV Series) - S1/E3 'Hothead' (2001) - shirtless
Burke’s Law (TV Series) S2/E10 ’Who Killed Cock-a-Doodle Dooley?’ (1995) - shirtless
The Great Los Angeles Earthquake (1990) - shirtless
The Wonder Years (TV Series) S3/E1 'Summer Song' (1989) - shirtless
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