#nachoward

[straynotferal]

Lachoward × 🎃

[v7n5]

Thinking about nachoward meeting at a gay bar rn nobody move

What could possibly happen between two closeted guys (with Nacho being the one more in denial out of the two) who recognize how often the other visits the bar and leaves it with a different person each time? Probably nothing involves real passion and chemistry, but they jump into bed quickly because they already knew the intention of the other person even before Howard decided to strike up a conversation with Nacho. It's like looking into a mirror from each of their perspective.

Nacho would grow tired of Howard's uninspiring questions and his way too chipper demeanor and his irritating pretension after a while. As cute as he finds Howard to be, he tells him to cut the bs anyway. Howard would refrain from telling him off too much because Nacho is handsome and he doesn't want to come back to the cold, empty guesthouse alone.

Nacho would be what one could expect from a rather less than decent one night stand: he's hasty, emotionally distant, and quite inattentive. He fucks like he's got somewhere else to be. On the other hand, Howard tries not to show it but no matter how many times he's done this, he'd constantly be anxious out of his own self-judgement for being a cheater while being a supposedly respectable figure. As for the sex, he doesn't complain to Nacho but being the needy sub that he is, he'd still be in his feelings like "the dick is good, but why isn't he kissing me :"( ? "

Ofc there'd be no aftercare. Nacho would be out the door approximately 15 minutes after theyre done, not even giving Howard a chance to share a cigarette with him lol.

[kimwexlers-brownhair]

I'm going to ship Nacho and Howard now. Lacho and Laloward are hot and intense, but with Lalo being Lalo, once the toxic dust settles, I can see Nachoward finding solace in each other's arms.

(Or is it Howcho? You tell me.)

[caleblandrybones]

paired these pics with one of my favorite mm commentary

[howabhwmwn]

hehe nachoward

[fawrishfish]

what if…..nachoward…?

I think they have repressed chaotic energy, and when they’re together they can’t help but to act silly

Plaid pants and big hoodies, sneaking candy in the movie theatre kind of guys

[toiletdesytr0ya]

Do you have any honest opinion on any Howard Hamlin ships? Such as Laloward Nachoward or Cliffward? Just curious

Honestly i don't really ship any of them, no hate to anyone who does at all!!! Laloward is suuper popular but i personally don't get it😭 Lalo looks just like my dad so the art is a wee bit spooky. Nachoward just doesn't make any sense at all tbh, but seeing Howard in any sorta gay situation is a W nonetheless, i've never heard of Cliffward though actually, i could see that working! i like the sound of that one. My favorite ship that involves Howard would have to be Choward (Chuck&Howard) it just makes sense! even though it's pretty rare to see. And imma be honest we need more McHamlin (i think that's the name... Jimmy&Howard) Sorry for the long ass paragraph but i love this question! i love anything Howard related

[straynotferal]

crackship that I unironically started enjoy drawing...

[v7n5]

Feel like pure shit, just want a smutty multi-chapter Howard Hamlin fanfic that recounts the many secret sexual affairs that he has had with different people throughout the course of his life, most of which he sought out to recompense for the lack of intimacy in his marriage because both him and Cheryl were iron-closeted and only got married out of familial pressures (things took a turn for the worse after the fight that ended with Howard moving into the guest house). Ultimately, none of them could fulfill his wants and needs because they're all cold and distant in their own ways: there were the handsome strangers he met at some gay bar like Nacho who were emotionally unavailable and only wanted to dick and dash like they're in denial themselves; Jimmy whom he was smitten with and trusted to be able to keep a secret, but it didn't take him long to realize that Jimmy being selfish and cruel and rougher than Howard had liked and not paying any mind to Howard's own pleasure in bed was his way of getting back at him for being a jackass of a boss; Chuck whom he'd got especially close with ever since he was still studying pre-law, so close that he would make up any excuse to be alone with him and suck him off in his office from time to time to seduce his mentor because the daddy issues that had been developing throughout his father-absent youth came to fruition the moment a wiser and older man gave him a sliver of attention, Chuck allowed him to live out his fantasy but never reciprocated in that sense but they remained really good friends, hence Howard's desperation for his approval and affection and the idea of "I still have a chance" kept brewing in his mind even when he could see Rebecca out of the corner of his eye (the incident at the end of ss3 scarred him for life and talking about the intimate details of their relationship before it in therapy did not help). The latter half of 607 didn't happen because he decided that he was in fact the bigger person and the right thing to do was to drink himself into reflecting back on his life choices and wallowing in his own self-pity. Though he didn't storm Mcwexler's condo, the whole ordeal was still his Joker moment, so he put his foot down, got a divorce and resigned from his CEO position because fuck you, he deserves to do that. And maybe after a year or so, he met a certain Salamanca who got out of a certain shoot-out unscathed (haven't determined if Howard happened to stumbled into El Michoacáno or he went back to the gay bar), their chemistry was through the roof, they bonded over the loss of families/ lovers and "being a nepo baby is oh so hard", their romance blossomed because Lalo was textbook definition of charming and exactly Howard's type. One date led to another, and Howard ended up getting the best pipe he'd ever had while trying to hold back the tears stemmed from indescribable emotions. Would Howard find out who Lalo actually was? Would it matter? Would they last? Those are problems for future them.

Like literally that's all I want tbh.