No cuz like Honeymaren def had to have had some sort of traumatic experience with Elsa for Iduna and Agnarr to carefully prepare and mold Honey to withstand Elsa's panick attacks and anxiety AND be her bodyguard and the only one to enter her chambers or even come close to Elsa
And by trauma i mean icicle-in-chest/neck-kinda-type when they were little
And Honey i def think in this AU was somehow brought to the kindom and was a lost child of Northuldra or something and always knew she didn t belong in Elsa's kindom but knew that her purpose was to stand by her side till her last dying breath cuz duuuh she s a raging homoseggsual with her only purpose in life being protecting the woman she s in love with the Queen/future queen of Arendelle
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The greatest warrior in the galaxy goes shopping with the shadow of the greatest swordsman.
▪︎Prologue
▪︎Chapter 1: A mysterious encounter!
Somewhere along the docks of Orange Ocean, you can spot a small building with a giant logo spelling out "Pupupu mart". It used to serve as a shop for selling all kinds of fishing and diving equipment until it went out of business due to unknown reasons. Then, 3 years later, a certain waddle dee saw the abandoned building and was determined to turn it into a convenience store for his majesty!
Now, it's ran by multiple waddle dees, including Shadow Cashier Dee's counterpart, Cashier Dee! Who doesn't actually seem all that different from their mirror world equivalent. Which is understandable since working in customer service isn't exactly an enjoyable job. However, it still has its exciting moments, such as this one that's about to happen riiiiight....now!
*Ding dong!*
The store's cheery theme song blares through the speakers, welcoming the new customer who flew right into the store with his majestic angel wings. The waddle dees and other various species of Dreamland's inhabitants all looked in awe as the white clad knight lands softly onto the familiar tile flooring of a typical convenient store. "It was the famous Galacta Knight! The greatest warrior in the galaxy! One of the four heroes of yore that sealed away Void Termina! The sexiest man who ever lived! That guy who keeps staring at people intensely and scaring them away!"
Those were the cries of all the customers in the store as they rushed towards the pink warrior, showering him with compliments with eyes of admiration towards his impressively well-built body. Cashier Dee watched behind the counter with amusement, scoffing at how immature those wild fans are before going back to their work.
Throughout all of this, the gallant knight thought....:
"(I knew I should've just foraged food in the forests...what was i thinking? This ALWAYS HAPPENS everytime i go out! And DID THAT WADDLE DEE JUST PROPOSE TO ME?? O-oh- oh stars everyone's staring at me- GAH! This is what i get for stepping out of my goldilocks zone! Sure Galacta Knight, maybe visting the store once in an orbit wouldn't hurt! Maybe no one would recognize you! my PINK BUTT.
.....sigh. Oh. They're starting to make room for me! Phew...I should just get on with my shopping. The customers here are friendly, they wouldn't bother me THAT much......)"
Despite his inner voice trembling with anxiety, he made sure not to let it show outside. All the fans simply thought his unresponsiveness was cool and shows off that stoic characteristic. Galacta Knight's so awesome! Though he's kind of scary...better make way so he can shop in peace! The way his eyes go bloodshot really gives you the vibe that he's not happy...
Good choice, guys. Good choice.
The warrior's fans soon quiet down and continue with their shopping, letting him roam the soup aisle without any disturbances. Unlike its duplicate in the Mirror World, this lane contained shelves that weren't flipped over, dirtied by spilt soup and were fully stocked with various soup can products. It was a long time since Galacta Knight ever ate these canned soups of long presveration, truly a wonder of food science. Knowing this, he reaches out towards a can with the letter "M" on it, resembling an M you'd see on a maxim tomato. However....
The warrior's fingers lightly brushed against another hand instead of the can's plastic covering. Being caught off guard, he immediately retracts his hand and turns right to see...
A dark grey astral with pale yellow eyes that emitted a slight orange glow. Across the left side of his face was a massive scar which stretched all the way from the forehead to the lower body, passing his left eye. The stranger wore a torn cape, having an uncanny resemblance to the one Meta Knight wears. He stared back at Galacta Knight and quickly retracted his own arm, holding the cape higher to cover his mouth.
"...."
"F-fancy seeing you here? Meta Knight? No...you aren't him...you're...."
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