#nasty.talks

[ofallthingsnasty]

WEEEEE IT'S MY BIRTHDAY!! 🎂💕🥂💕

[ofallthingsnasty]

My favorite parts about a/b/o aren't all those heat cycle shenanigans and the lowkey 'fuck or die' vibes... But like. That inherent attraction. The little gestures. The subtle claims of 'ownership'. The sexual tension. The 'they smell like coming home' moment. The scenting. The insecurities that arise in unusual a/b/o dynamics (omega/omega and alpha/beta, my beloved). The misunderstandings that can happen. Bonded pairs. Idk. Something grander than 'regular' love, I guess.

Basically what I love about a/b/o is that it's like soulmates but not, like a slow burn on steroids but also not. Do you get what I'm saying ahaha

[ofallthingsnasty]

HELLO HELLO HELLO GUESS WHOSE MEDICAL LICENSE CAME IN THE MAIL TODAY???

MINE BABEEEEEY I AM LICENSED NOW BAHAHAHA

[ofallthingsnasty]

Mini Announcement

I'm closing my inbox on Monday, Feb 19th 9AM Central European Time. I have a huge backlog of asks I want to get to before March and because I'm a slow writer, I'll need at least two weeks to catch up. Everything except for general chitchat/comments/questions about fics will be deleted. Why am I making a post about it? Because I don't know when I'll open it again. I'm sorry for the inconvenience and love you (´▽`ʃ♡ƪ)

[ofallthingsnasty]

btw if i ever write one of your faves too cruel please know that you're the exception. they wouldn't do that to you. they would kiss you on the top of your head and tell you they love you.

[ofallthingsnasty]

got piss drunk for the first time since forever and i so desperately miss my partygirl life actually... and the wicked thoughts of getting whisked away that come with it 😚

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Just watched a super fucked up german thriller/horror and while I'm absolutely sick to my stomach now, I have the need to work on my forced agr3 oc/reader fic again... I want to make people's skin crawl, too 🥹

[ofallthingsnasty]

I am mercilessly booping across the dash... If you want to spam boop, you can definitely do that to me, I won't mind

[ofallthingsnasty]

Nanami Kento is extremely ambivalent-fencesitter-coded to me. You're childfree? Hurray, less stress. You can enjoy each other to the fullest. You want kids? They give him something to dream about.

Truly the man of all time...

[ofallthingsnasty]

you know what, for every damn time i'm getting fat-shamed irl you'll get something with a chubby reader from now on. i've had it.

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One of those 'I just want to lay my head on a 110 cm bust and stare into the abyss' days

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2 hours overtime because apparently the universe thinks I need to be humbled every Monday with like 10 shitty extractions one after the other

[ofallthingsnasty]

Hello babes I just wanted to say that I am so happy to call this corner of the internet mine. Love you all. I am so glad I am just one swipe away from being surrounded by people who share my interests, even if we may never meet irl I love you all lots 🐑🐑🐑

[ofallthingsnasty]

Me: oh my god I need Moira O'Deorain to pulverize me, body and soul, I want that fucked up toxic yuri soooo bad, I'll be so good for her

Also me: Almost cries when my new boss isn't being extra nice to me in front of the patients

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I'm so sick with want for that 2D man today, it has me legit depressed. I think I'm starting to understand all these 18th century authors and poets like Goethe... Yet here I am, having to do chores... It's not going well 🤒

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This is what it feels like finally clicking 'follow' on an 'x reader' tag you've been stalking daily for weeks and thus admitting that you do in fact very much like that character