#ne er do wells and insufferable bastards

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Here am I, take me to the pearly gates So I can look you in the eye when I spit in your face Here am I, take me to the pearly gates Don't let 'em hit you on the way out when I take your place

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Killer: I heard something about a strange current that shoots into the air?

Kid: Oh yeah, I've heard of that. The Knock Up Stream, right?

Me, as fast as I can, completely losing control of myself: I'D LIKE TO TAKE -YOUR- KNOCK UP STREAM

Kid and Killer:

Me:

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FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

JUST WATCHED THE KID AND KILLER SCENES FROM 1028 AND I AM SO!!!

FUCKING GAYYY!!!

And so are they apparently, like goddamn

BUT THE PRESENTATION

KID’S RAGE

AND KILLER’S... EVERYTHING

FUCK 

I NEED TO PUNCH SOMETHING

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My face hurts but Killer and Kid would think I was cool for getting more metal in my face.

Kid would make fun of me for tearing up so much during the actual jabs tho.

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Kid(and i think Killer is here too) says hi

MY BOYS

back when killer was a twink lmao

Thank you for relaying this message, I'm sorry they're such dicks.

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I think I've had more dreams about Kid and Killer than all of my other f/os combined.

This time it was Killer talking to Kid about how he was worried we hated him for when he was Kamazo for a bit and Kid pointed over yonder and was like "Does this asshole look like he hates you?" And before Killer could look over, I tackle hugged him

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3, 4 and 20 >:3c for the voice ask game

Had to split this ho into 3 separate parts cause I can't shut up lmap

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🎶 + Kid & Killer

I'mma do TWO since there's two of them, but they're both still for the polyship.

First is

Rat A Tat - Fall Out Boy ft. Courtney Love

and the other is ...

The Phoenix - Fall Out Boy

Yes, two songs from the same band from the same album.

Both of these songs are where I got their ship names from, even.

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Coral and Citrine for your choice?

@dearly-beeloved

The One Piece brainrot has returned so KID AND KILLER IT IS

Have you and your F/O changed much since meeting each other? If so, how would you say you have each changed?

WE GOT MORE VIOLENT, LMAO. Seriously, we were just some kids starting fights and wanting to be pirates and now Kid has a -goes to check the wiki- 3 BILLION BERRI BOUNTY, JESUS FUCK. Guess we hit the big time.

What are some of the most memorable places you have visited with your F/O?

We've been all over the fucking Grand Line so we've seen a LOT OF SHIT. Like. A LOT. A. LOT.

I think the fucking shit that happened during the Pirate Festival was pretty crazy though.

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alarm, crystal, pink meanie and upside down jellyfish… pick any one piece f/o :3

@sshoujo-ais

I'm gonna pick a variety of op dudes, actually >:3c

Has a time come when you and your F/O had to work with your enemies? If so, how did that go?

for kid and killer

-gestures at the whole entire wano arc-

I thought the circumstances were fucking hilarious, but Kid didn't seem to agree so I got The Look™ the whole time.

How does your F/O act in public? And in contrast, how do they act when they’re in private with you?

for smoker

God, he is SO fucking tsundere. Of course, he has to be because sea cops can't fraternize. He's so aloof when we're in public, even though him visiting my forge all the time is conspicuous enough.

But when we're in public... He's still tsundere but only in behavior alone. He's touchy, VERY physically affectionate. And EXTREMELY domestic.

Tell us all about why your F/O loves you! All about why you’re their special person!

Zoro has an appreciation for my resilience. I've gone through a lot of fucking shit and still came out of it. Battered and bruised, maybe. But who on the crew hasn't? Of course, with me, it's admiration in a super gay way, but he's not gonna say that out loud.

What’s your F/O’s favorite way to relax with you?

I really really want to go with King, but my GOD the answers for this would not be appropriate for this blog. Aside from the idly stroking me like a cat when he's doing Work™

I pretty much just answered but I'll go with -deeeeeeeep sigh- Marco. We'll perch on top of the masts in our bird forms and just doze off there. Other than that we sit in the same room and read independently.

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OWEN JUST CALLED KID AND KILLER ‘MURDER HOMOS’ AND I

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🙄 for Kid and Killer (or just one of them if two are too much) :D

FINALLY DOING THESE OKAY

-gestures vaugely-

LOOK AT THEM

They're just awful terrible dudes and I guess I'm an apologist for being in love with them I guess. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Also me and Kid scream at each other a lot so our relationship is too aggressive

And Killer has to mediate?

Power imbalances

😔

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Doing my T injection has been kind of rough for me lately for some reason and Owen was trying to distract me by telling me Kid and Killer would help me and just

I always do it slow (i know you’re supposed to do a quick jab but i’m a weenie) so it would go something like

Killer telling me ‘It’s okay, no rush. At your own pace is fine.’ and Kid’s like ‘NO, HURRY UP AND SHOVE IT IN THERE, YOU’RE FREAKING ME OUT’

and then it goes in and I scream and then THEY scream

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Ow

Ship: Killer x Adri x Kid (implied) Word Count: 370 Tw: violence and one lewd sentence

The next punch had his ears ringing, high pitched and piercing in his ears. It had landed right in his temple, making his vision go black until it returned to him, blurry and unfocused, slightly prismatic. Man, those were some interesting colors.

"Will you stop being difficult now? Just tell us, or you'll get another one like that."

Adri laughed, shaking his hanging head before lifting it to look up at the pirate. "I told you, dude, I don't know. I'm trying to find out myself if it makes you feel any less insecure," he grinned, his teeth bloody from being punched in them prior.

Another punch, this time in the jaw.

Tied to this chair, with nothing but a bunch of angry Beast Pirates surrounding him and absolutely no plan, you'd think he'd have some capacity for self-preservation.

But when had he ever?

"Damn, dude, I thought you said another one like THAT, not in the jaw," he shook his head, spitting blood that just so happened to land on the pants of the man in front of him. Oops.

Suddenly his hair was being grabbed, making him wince a little as he was jerked forward to come face to face with the man who had been standing back oh so idly as his cohorts bloodied their knuckles on his face.

"Have you had enough then? Can you handle any more of this pain?" the man growled, so close their foreheads were almost touching.

Adri guffawed, looking him right in the eyes. "Are you kidding me? Killer putting me over his knee is more intense than THIS," he grinned wickedly at the risque implication.

That little quip earned him a solid headbutt, rattling his brain in his skull and feeling like his eyeballs were rolling in their sockets. He hissed for a moment, shaking his head.

"Ow," he muttered, hanging his head and blinking rapidly.

"Let's see if THAT jogs your memory. I'll leave you to see if anything comes flooding back to you, then," the pirate huffed, jerking his head and motioning for the others to clear out.

As they did, Adri's head tipped back to look at the ceiling.

"Where the hell are you, Kid?" he sighed.

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Me: Yeah, when I need One Piece content and I don’t have the spoons to watch, I just put on Stampede.

No one: Oh? What’s your favorite p-

Me:

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I was just talking to Owen about how my piercings would be affected by Kid’s devil fruit powers and how much potential for comedy there is but like

Also thinking about when he first ate it me and Killer being like “So what does it do?”

And he’s like “idk, let’s find out”

and all of a sudden my face is getting pulled towards him by the septum ring and I’m like “KID, KID, CUT IT OUT!”

and he’s like “Oh cool, I attract crybabies now.”

“FUCK YOU, KID!”

and Killer’s just sitting there knowing this is going to become a reoccurring thing like