#negativeego537

[meeeebbottalofscruhmpyuyy]

WHERE DID DEMO GO I CAN'T SEE HIM

am jus down 'ere, lad!

[listenupcupcakes]

greetings once again general sir!

“On a scale of 1 to America, How free are you tonight?”

Have you ever said this to your beloved Zhanna when asking her on a date? Though I think you'd say something more uh- patriotic ✨(loud)

I HAVENT SAID THAY SPECIFICALLY TO HER BUT SHE WOULD BE ON THE VERY MSOT AMERICAN SIDE OF THE SCALE

[listenupcupcakes]

GENERAL JANE!

I WANT TO ASK YOU HOW AMERICAN IS THIS THING?

THE SCALE RANGES FROM " DIRTY COMMUNIST" TO "🦅🦅🦅"

THAT LOOKS VERY AMERICAN!

ON A SCALE OF “DITY COMMUNIST” TO “🦅🦅🦅”

IT IS THE STAR SPANGLED BANNER

[listenupcupcakes]

i have found this strangely suitable ad on your blog for a fine American soldier such as yourself, it is a nice loaf of bread

IT IS A VERY NICE LOAF OF BREAD!

[listenupcupcakes]

HELLO AMERICAN MAN!

I WISH TO ASK YOU WHAT IS THE MOST AMERICAN CONSTELLATION, THOSE WHITE DOTS YOU SEE IN THE BLACK SKY, OR PURPLE. BUT NOT BLUE.

THE MOST AMERICAN CONSTILATION IS THE GATHERING OF 50 STARS IN THE NIGHT SKY.